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		1. Stop a Bloody Nose Bloody noses = can happen without warning (and probably should be reported to your doc= tor), but the majority of bloody noses have help, usually in the form o= f digital trauma. I love saying digital trauma, but it simply means pic= king your nose. So if your nose starts bleeding and you didn't help it,= tell the doctor. Otherwise, keep your fingers out of your nostrils. If= you can't, here's how to stop a bloody nose.

		2. Treat a Cut Finger Let me just say the= re's nothing special about a cut finger. You could use this first aid t= ip on a sliced nose, a split earlobe or a torn toe just as easily as a = pinky finger. I just want to point out (pun intended) that when you do = have blood dripping on the floor of your house it's most likely coming = from your digits. Thumbs, of course, are also included.

		3. Treat a Sprain Even if you're not s= liding into second base or crawling on rocks, everybody at sometime, so= mewhere gets a twisted ankle. Come to think of it, you can sprain a wri= st playing the Wii or taking out the garbage. Just to survive at your o= wn apartment after moving out of Mom's house, you gotta know how to tre= at a sprain.

		4. Remove a Splinter Just to make it thro= ugh kindergarten you had to know this first aid tip. It didn't matter i= f the playground equipment was made of that funky, wood-like composite = stuff that comes from toxic waste dumps, you still got a splinter from = the redwood tree growing next to the sandbox. Splinters are ubiquitous = with growing up, so I figure you got this one covered. Just in case you= grew up in a bubble, however, here's how to remove a splinter.<= /td>

		5. Stop Diarrhea I'll bet ev= en the most astute first aid instructor forgot to put this first aid ti= p in the class. If you plan to travel outside your zip code, you might = want to know how to battle the inevitable gastric somersaults you're go= nna feel. Not all rumbly tummies come from bad bugs, so you could benef= it from knowing how to stop diarrhea.

		6. Treat Nausea It stands to reason = that if it's coming out one end, it's coming out the other. There's not= too much you can do for throwing up that isn't fixed by finding the ca= use of the nausea. However, every little bit helps. Besides, if first a= id tip #5 above hasn't stopped you from going #2, there's really no pla= ce left to toss those cookies into. You really should know how to treat= nausea.

		7. Kill Head Lice You bathe and you sh= ampoo your hair. There's absolutely no chance you could get head lice, = right? Wrong. Head lice love a clean head of hair -- it's where they li= ve! Don't you like it when your house is all cleaned up? The good news = is: it's not the end of the world. Head lice aren't particularly danger= ous; they're just really nasty. You really need to know how to kill hea= d lice.

		8. Treat Bug Bites Head lice aren't the= only critters that bite. There are millions of little biting bugs out = there. Lots of them are in your house right now. Besides cut fingers, t= he most used first aid tip of all will be how to treat bug bites.

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