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Lame Echo said with enthusiasm. The nymphs muttered angrily. What are you talking about one demanded. Youre lame said another. Leo adjusted his goggles and smiled. He flexed his biceps though he didnt have much to flex and showed off his HOT STUFF tattoo. He had the nymphs attention if only because they were stunned; but Narcissus was still fixed on his own reflection. You know how ugly Narcissus is Leo asked the crowd. Hes so ugly when he was born his mama thought he was a backward centaurwith a horse butt for a face. Some of the nymphs gasped. Narcissus frowned as though he was vaguely aware of a gnat buzzing around his head. What are you talking about Narcissus demanded. I am amazing. Everyone knows this. Amazing at pure suck Leo said. If I was as suck as you Id drown myself. Oh wait you already did that. Another nymph giggled. Then another. Narcissus growled which did make him look a little less handsome. Meanwhile Leo beamed and wiggled his eyebrows over his goggles and spread his hands gesturing for applause. Thats right he said. Team Leo for the Team Leo for the Echo shouted. Shed wriggled into the mob of nymphs and because she was so hard to see the nymphs apparently thought the voice came from one of their own. Oh my god I am so awesome Leo bellowed. So awesome Echo yelled back. He is funny a nymph ventured. And cute in a scrawny way another said You know why his bow has cobwebs Leo continued. He uses it to hunt for dates but he cant find one One of the nymphs laughed. The others quickly elbowed her into silence. Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. Who are you Im the Supersized McShizzle man Leo said. Im Leo Valdez bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. Love a bad boy Echo said with a convincing squeal. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser Hes so weak he cant benchpress a Kleenex. Hes so lame when you look up lame on Wikipedia its got a picture of Narcissusonly the pictures so ugly no one ever checks it out. Narcissus knit his handsome eyebrows. His face was turning from bronze to salmon pink. For the moment hed totally forgotten about the pond and Leo could see the sheet of bronze sinking into the sand. Scrawny Leo asked. Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot. And I GOT the scrawny. Narcissus Hes such a loser even the Underworld didnt want him. He couldnt get the ghost girls to date him. Eww said a nymph. Eww Echo agreed. Stop Narcissus got to his feet. This is not right This person is obviously not awesome so he must be He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since hed talked about anything other than himself. He must be tricking us. Apparently Narcissus wasnt completely stupid. Realization dawned on his face. He turned back to the pond. The bronze mirror is gone My reflection Give me back to me Team Leo one of the nymphs squeaked. But the others returned their attention to Narcissus. Im the beautiful one Narcissus insisted. Hes stolen my mirror and Im going to leave unless we get it back The girls gasped. One pointed. There Hazel was at the top of the
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