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Brad Ruined By Angelina

The shocking truth about their divorce

What Brad used to please Angelina in the-bedroom

›› She got so upset that she revealed everything ‹‹

To last longer and perform better, Brad often used this to satisy Angelina every single night.

Lemoncellos IndoorOutdoor Scavenger Hunt. It had been a huge hit for Mr. Lemoncello, the master game maker. Kyle and his brothers had played it so much when they were younger, Mrs. Keeley wrote to Mr. Lemoncellos company for a refresher pack of clue cards. The new cards listed all sorts of different bizarro stuff you needed to find, like an adults droopy underpants, one dirty dish, and a rotten banana peel. (At the end of the game, the losers had to put everything back exactly where the items had been found. It was an official rule, printed inside the top of the box, and made winning the game that much more important) While Curtis was stranded next door, trying to talk the neighbors Doberman, Twinky, out of his favorite tug toy, Kyle and Mike were both searching for the same two items, because for the final round, all the players were given the same Riddle Card. That days riddle, even though it was a card Kyle had never seen before, had been extra easy. FIND TWO COINS FROM 1982 THAT ADD UP TO THIRTY CENTS AND ONE OF THEM CANNOT BE A NICKEL. Duh. The answer was a quarter and a nickel because the riddle said only one of them couldnt be a nickel. So to win, Kyle had to find a 1982 quarter and a 1982 nickel. Also easy.

Their dad kept an apple cider jug filled with loose change down in his basement workshop. Thats why Kyle and Mike were racing to get there first. Mike bolted through the front door. Kyle grinned. He loved playing games against his big brothers. As the youngest, it was just about the only chance he ever got to beat them fair and square. Board games leveled the playing field. You needed a good roll of the dice, a lucky draw of the cards, and some smarts, but if things went your way and you gave it your all, anyone could win. Especially today, since Mike had blown his lead by choosing the standard route down to the basement. Hed go through the front door, tear to the back of the house, bound down the steps, and then run to their dads workshop. Kyle, on the other hand, would take a shortcut. He hopped over a couple of boxy shrubs and kicked open the lowtotheground casement window. He heard something crackle when his tennis shoe hit the windowpane, but he couldnt worry about it. He had to beat his big brother. He crawled through the narrow opening, dropped to the floor, and scrabbled over to the workbench, where he found the jug, dumped out the coins, and started sifting through the sea of pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters. Score Kyle quickly uncovered a 1982 nickel. He tucked it into his shirt pocket and sent pennies, nickels, and dimes sding across the floor as he concentrated on quarters. 2010. 2003. 1986.

Come on, come on, he muttered. The workshop door swung open. What the ??? Mike was surprised to see that Kyle had beaten him to the coin jar. Mike fell to his knees and started searching for his own coins just as Kyle shouted, Got it and plucked a 1982 quarter out of the pile. What about the nickel demanded Mike. Kyle pulled it out of his shirt pocket. You went through the window said a voice from outside. It was Curtis. Kneeling in the flower beds. Yeah, said Kyle. I was going to do that. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I cant believe you won moaned Mike, who wasnt used to losing anything. Well, said Kyle, standing up and strutting a little, believe it, brother. Because now you two losers have to put all the junk back. I am not taking this back to Twinky said Curtis. He held up a very slimy, knotted rope. Oh, yes you are, said Kyle. Because you lost. Oh sure, you thought about using the window.??? Um, Kyle mumbled Curtis. You might want to shut up.??? What Cmon, Curtis. Dont be such a sore loser. Just because I was the one who took the shortcut and kicked open the window and You did this, Kyle A new face appeared in the window. Their dads. Heh, heh, heh, chuckled Mike behind Kyle. You broke the glass Their father sounded ticked off. Well, guess whos going to pay to have this window replaced. Thats why Kyle Keeley had fifty cents deducted from his allowance for the rest of the year. And got grounded for a week. Halfway across town, Dr. Yanina Zinchenko, the worldfamous librarian, was walking briskly through the cavernous building that was only days away from its gala grand opening. Alexandriavilles new public library had been under construction for five years. All work had been done with the utmost secrecy under the tightest possible security. One crew did the exterior renovations on what had once been the small Ohio citys most magnificent building, the Gold Leaf Bank. Other crewscarpenters, masons, electricians, and plumbersworked on the interior. No single construction crew stayed on the job longer than six weeks. No crew knew what any of the other crews had done (or would be doing). And when all those crews were finished, several supersecret covert crews (highly paid workers who would deny ever having been near the library, Alexandriaville, or the state of Ohio) stealthily applied the final touches. Dr. Zinchenko had supervised the construction project for her employera very eccentric (some would say loony) billionaire. Only she knew all the marvels and wonders the incredible new library would hold (and hide) within its walls.