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Mr. Lemoncello. Sierras head snapped up. Oh. Hello, sir. Greetings, Sierra. Sorry to interrupt your reading. Just have a quick question: Will you be staying or leaving Well, sir, Id like to stay. If thats okay Okay It is wondermous, another word I just made up. Now then, to read you the rules of the gamebecause every game needs ruleshere is your friend and mine, Dr. Yanina Zinchenko The video screens switched to a closeup of the librarian with the red hair and glasses. Your exit from the library must be completed between noon today and noon tomorrow, said Dr. Zinchenko. Mr. Lemoncellos head popped into a corner of her screen. Tomorrows my birthday, by the way. Mark your calendars. And he ducked back out of the frame. Our security guards will continue holding your cell phones, said Dr. Zinchenko. You may not use the library computers to contact anyone outside the building. You may, however, use them to conduct research. You may also request three different types of outside assistance: one ???Ask an Expert, one ???Librarian Consultation, and one ???Extreme Challenge. Please be advised: The Extreme Challenges are, as the name implies, extremely difficult. If you pass the challenge, your reward will be great. However, if you fail, you will be eliminated from the competition. Kyle figured hed avoid asking for one of thoseunless he extremely needed to. To use any of these ???lifelines, Dr. Zinchenko continued, simply summon Mrs. Tobin. Chiltington raised his hand. Yes, Charles Would you mind telling us what the prize will be for the winner The video screen switched to an image of Mr. Lemoncello, who had done some sort of quick change. Now he was wearing sunglasses and had a silk ascot tucked into his shirt collar. He looked like a flashy Hollywood movie star. From 1939. Fame and glory The winner will become my new spokesperson and will star in all of my holiday promotions. Well be famous gushed Yasmeen, fluffing up her hair and smiling at the security camera. Haley stepped in front of Yasmeen. Ive done some modeling work. For Shermans Shoes in Old Town. Yasmeen stepped in front of Haley. I was an extra in a hot dog commercial once. Well, Im a cheerleader; Yasmeen isnt. While the two s continued primping and posing for the camera,


Lemoncellos gigantic face on all the video screens. Is something going on she said, mostly to her book pages. You bet boomed Dr. Zinchenko came back onscreen to quickly rattle off some final words. Your library cards are the keys to everything you will need. The library staff is here to help you find whatever it is you are looking for. The way out is not the way you came in. You may not use any of the fire exits. If you do, an alarm will sound and you will be immediately eliminated from the game. For safety purposes, you will be under constant video surveillance and you will be recorded. In the unlikely event of an emergency, you will be evacuated from the building. Creating an incident that requires evacuation will not count as having discovered a way to exit the library. Any questions Just one, said Andrew Peckleman, adjusting his gogglesized glasses with his fingertip. When exactly will the game begin Mr. Lemoncellos face reappeared on the screens. Good question, Andrew Oh, my. Its noon How about lets say oh, I dont know now The contestants raced down the stairs to the Rotunda Reading Room. Kyle saw Haley Daley dash down another set of steps into the basement, to what the floor plan called the Stacks. Miguel and Andrew, the two library experts, grabbed separate tables and started working the touchscreen computers. Bridgette Wadge did the same thing. Charles Chiltington strolled out the arched doorway and into the foyer with the fountain. Yasmeen SmithSnyder was running around the circular room with her floor plan in front of her face, like someone frantically checking their text messages while racing down a crowded sidewalk. Sierra Russell found a comfy chair and sat down. To finish her book. The definitely wasnt into the whole spirit of The Game. So, Kyle, said Akimi, you want to form an alliance What do you mean Its what people do on reality shows like Survivor. We help each other until, you know, everybody else is eliminated and we have to stab each other in the back. Um, I dont remember hearing anything about ???eliminations. Oh. Right. But, hey, there was nothing in the rules that said we couldnt share the top prize. I just want to win Cool.

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