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    BFG said. Dreams is lots of fun but nobody is believing in dreams either. You is only believing in a dream while you is actually dreaming it. But as soon as you is waking up you is saying Oh thank goodness it was only a dream . Dont you worry about that part of it, Sophie said. I can fix that. Never can you fix it, the BFG said. I can I swear I can But first of all, let me ask you a very important question. Here it is. Can you make a person dream absolutely anything in the world Anything you like, the BFG said proudly. If I said I wanted to dream that I was in a flying bathtub with silver wings, could you make me dream it I could, the BFG said. But how Sophie said. You obviously dont have exactly that dream in your collection. I do not, the BFG said.

    But I could soon be mixing it up. How could you mix it up It is a little bit like mixing a cake, the BFG said. If you is putting the right amounts of all the different things into it, you is making the cake come out any way you want, sugary, splongy curranty, Christmassy or grobswitchy. It is the same with dreams. Go on, Sophie said. I has diluons of dreams on my shelfs, right or left Right, Sophie said. I has dreams about bathtubs, lots of them. I has dreams about silver wings. I has dreams about flying. So all I has to do is mix those dreams together in the proper way and I is very quickly making a dream where you is flying in a bathtub with silver wings. I see what you mean, Sophie said. But I didnt know you could mix one dream with another. Dreams like being mixed, the BFG answered. They is getting very lonesome all by themselves in those glassy bottles.

    Right, Sophie said. Now then, do you have dreams about the Queen of England Lots of them, the BFG said. And about giants Of course, the BFG said. And about giants eating people Swiggles of them, the BFG said. And about little s like me Those is commonest of all, the BFG said. I has bottles and bottles of dreams about little s. And you could mix them all up just as I want you to Sophie asked, getting more and more excited. Of course, the BFG said. But how is this helping us I think you is barking up the wrong dog. Now hold on, Sophie said. Listen carefully. I want you to mix a dream which you will blow into the Queen of Englands bedroom when she is asleep. And this is how it will go. Now hang on a mintick, the BFG said. How is I possibly going to get near enough to the Queen of Englands bedroom to blow in my dream You is talking dumbsilly. Ill tell you that later, Sophie said. For the moment please listen carefully. Here is the dream I want you to mix. Are you paying attention Very close, the BFG said.

    I want the Queen to dream that nine disgusting giants, each one about fifty feet tall, are galloping to England in the night. She must dream their names as well. What are their names again Fleshlumpeater, the BFG said. Manhugger. Bonecruncher. Ghildchewer. Meatdripper, Gizzardgulper. Maidmasher. Bloodbottler. And the Butcher . Let her dream all those names, Sophie said. And let her dream that they will be creeping into England in the depths of the witching hour and snatching little s and s from their beds. Let her dream that they will be reaching into the bedroom windows and pulling the little s and s out of their beds and then??? Sophie paused. Do they eat them on the spot or do they carry them away first she asked. They is usually just popping them straight into their mouths like popcorn, the BFG said. Put that in the dream, Sophie said. And then??? then the dream must say that when their tummies are full, they will go galloping back to Giant Country where no one can find them. Is that all the BFG said. Certainly not, Sophie said.

    You must then explain to the Queen in her dream that there is a Big Friendly Giant who can tell her where all those beasts are living, so that she can send her soldiers and her armies to capture them once and for all. And now let her dream one last and very important thing. Let her dream that there is a little called Sophie sitting on her windowsill who will tell her where the Big Friendly Giant is hiding.
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