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Gwen Throws Blake Out

America is stunned by what the Country-singer did on The Voice that emabrassed Gwen

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I would meet Brandon at Fuzzy Friends after school. Then, while we shared a yummy cupcake, Id give him my valentine. SQUEEE Hed say YES And by this time tomorrow my BFFs and I would be just hours away from our very first dates. A triple date Just like wed dreamed of I texted my mom, and she said I could hang out at Fuzzy Friends, but only for fortyfive minutes since it was a school night and I had homework. Finally school was over It was hard to believe that in just ten minutes it was going to be official. Id actually be going to the Sweetheart Dance with Brandon SQUEEE I was at my locker getting my coat when I got two texts barely a minute apart. I thought they were from my mom. But I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were from BRANDON However, I gasped in shock when I read them FROM BRANDON: Hey MacKenzie. Whats up Wasnt bio crazy today 3:07 p.m. FROM BRANDON: Sorry, Nikki My bad. Wrong #. 3:08 p.m. OMG I had a meltdown right there at my locker HOW COULD BRANDON ACCIDENTALLY SEND A TEXT MEANT FOR MACKENZIE TO ME I dont know if I was more angry or disgusted It seemed like Brandon was ALWAYS talking to MacKenzie or working on some random newspaper project with her. And now it was quite obvious he was TEXTING her on a pretty regular basis too All while inviting ME to hang out at Fuzzy Friends and eat cupcakes with him I mean, WHO does that I reached into my backpack and dug out that wrinkled magazine article, How to Know if a Guy Is Just NOT Into You. I read it over, then crossed off the last item left on the list: Olivers face brightened. You think so Dont listen to her Brianna fumed. I think hes been KIDNAPPED by the TOOTH FAIRY I have a great idea, Oliver Maxine I said. Why dont you hang out with Maxine while I finish looking for Mr Buttons. Okay That would be fun Oliver giggled. I handed Maxine to Oliver. Then I went from room to room in search of Mr Buttons. When I returned, Brianna and Oliver had plastered over a dozen Kidnapped, Missing and Wanted posters all over the family room in their desperate attempt to find that puppet. Brianna was about to tape a poster to a pillow on the couch when she suddenly gasped in surprise. Hey, look Its Mr Buttons The tooth fairy kidnapped him and stuck him behind this pillow she exclaimed. Mr Buttons Mr Buttons shouted Oliver. Im so glad to see you We all gave Mr Buttons a great big group hug. Just then the doorbell rang. It was Mrs Wallabanger. Hi, Mrs Wallabanger, I said, thankful she hadnt arrived five minutes earlier. Hello, Nikki, dear. How are my little gangbusters doing she asked cheerfully. Theyre GREAT I answered. We played some games and even went on a BIG makebelieve ADVENTURE Suddenly Mrs Wallabanger frowned. What was that You think Ive gained weight and need to get a wig and dentures she asked, highly insulted. NO Actually, you look beautiful Just the way you are, I tried to reassure her. As Oliver was leaving, he gave me a great big hug. Nikki Youre the best sitter me and Mr Buttons have ever had Thanks, Oliver Both Maxine and I will be looking forward to you visiting again. He took a few steps down the sidewalk, holding his grandmothers hand. Then he abruptly turned around and raced back to the door to give Brianna a hug too. Thanks for finding Mr Buttons, he whispered. He made this especially for you Oliver reached into his back pocket and handed Brianna a wad of red construction paper. Brianna unfolded the paper to reveal the most beautiful crinkledup, lopsided Valentines heart I have ever seen in my entire life Both Brianna and Miss Penelope had these big goofy smiles on their faces as they waved goodbye. Bye, Oliver Bye, Mr Buttons Come back soon AWWWWWWW That whole scene was so cute and sickeningly sweet, I almost couldnt stand it. Yes, Oliver was a little weird. And misunderstood. But he was such a good kid Mrs Wallabanger was lucky to have him as a grandson. Thats when it hit me that Oliver reminded me a lot of, well hewhoshallremainnameless. Anyway, I was really happy that Brianna had found a new friend she had so much in common with. I just hope Oliver wont change when he gets older. Like, you know some people. I almost forgot Speaking of new friends, I now have a roommate MAXINE Shes moving in to my sock drawer. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17 Due to the snowstorm on Friday, today was unofficially Valentines Day at WCD Chloe, Zoey and I traded valentines. And I gave them some of my homemade doublechocolate fudge, which they LOVED I noticed Brandon staring at me in the hall this morning. It seemed like he wanted to say something, but I just totally ignored him. And in bio I noticed he had what looked like a valentine or something stuck in his notebook. I assumed it was probably from MacKenzie. Or maybe even FOR MacKenzie. But I didnt bother to hang around after class to find out. As soon as the bell rang, I grabbed my stuff and ran out of there like my hair was on fire And speaking of MacKenzie, I know that HATES my GUTS But never in a years did I think she would actually stoop so low as to try to DROWN me In gym today my teacher announced that wed be learning about swimming safety and the buddy system. Okay, Ill admit it. One of my most embarrassing secrets is that Im NOT a very good swimmer.
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Just imagine how cruddy I feel when Brianna is confidently doggypaddling around in the deep end while Im nervously wading in the kiddie pool Talk about HUMILIATION Okay, class our teacher began. I hope everyone read over the handout on swimming safety I gave you last week. Because today were going to discuss what to do if your swim buddy gets in trouble. Im going to need two volunteers. MacKenzie and I immediately gave each other the evil eye Just the mere thought of us working together as partners was beyond repulsive. I think our teacher must have seen our reactions our teacher, and decided that making us wear the schools smelly, saggy, scratchy regulation swimsuits was NOT enough torture. Lets see. How about MISS MAXWELL and MISS HOLLISTER OUR GYM TEACHER, FORCING MACKENZIE AND ME TO BE SWIMMING PARTNERS MacKenzie and I both rolled our eyes and groaned. I immediately started feeling a little nauseous and I hadnt even swallowed any of the nasty, germy pool water yet. Okay Lets do some roleplaying. Miss Hollister, youll be the swim buddy on the shore. And Miss Maxwell, youll be the swim buddy struggling in the water. Well, one thing was for sure. I wouldnt have to do a lot of acting to be totally convincing in THAT role. Actually, I was wwondering if you maybe could pick someone else I stammered nervously. Im really not that good of a swim— Come on, Miss Maxwell, hustle In the pool NOW she yelled at me like I was there trying out for the Olympic swimming team or something. So I took a running leap, grabbed my nose, and did a cannonball into the pool OMG I hit the water like a brick. It literally knocked the wind out of me. I coughed and wheezed as I paddled for my life. Okay, Miss Hollister, imagine youre at the beach and you notice your swim buddy struggling in the water. What do— Wait, MacKenzie interrupted. Which beach is it I dont know ANY beach the gym teacher snapped impatiently. That doesnt matter. I know How about the HAMPTONS MacKenzie said excitedly. Fine A beach at the Hamptons And youre worried your swim buddy might be in trouble. What would you do What would I do Wow Thats a hard one. Well, for starters, I probably WOULDNT go to the Hamptons We vacationed there last year, and there were WAY too many tourists, she answered smugly. Hey Put ME on a Brazilian beach With an airconditioned cabana, raspberrymelon iced tea, and lots of cute surfer Youre completely missing the point This is about water safety the gym teacher said, flustered. How DENSE could that be Hurry up and answer the stinkin question, MacKenzie I yelled. I cant paddle much longer MacKenzie scratched her head and gave the gym teacher a long, blank stare. Um, is this, like, a multiplechoice question or something she asked, twirling her hair. Ive heard the beaches in Hawaii are to die for Getting Stomach Cramps I panted. HEEELP Hollister, youre supposed to be aware of your swim buddy at all times the gym teacher yelled. YOUR swim buddy is possibly in TROUBLE Now go jump in the water and save her Who ME I DONT think so MacKenzie replied coolly. I just curled my hair this morning. WORST (glug) SWIM BUDDY (glug) EVER I gurgled, choking on more water. Then my head went under. I cant remember what happened after that. I guess I blacked out and my teacher jumped in to rescue me. Thats what I was told, anyway. However what I DO remember is waking up on the tile floor next to the pool. I was surrounded by a bunch of snickering classmates, a notsohappy gym teacher and my BFFs. Thats when I felt something weird around my waist. And when I looked down, I discovered I was wearing a yellow doughnutshaped innertube thingy with baby ducks on it. It wasnt NEARLY as cute as the sea horse my teacher had flatout refused to let me wear in the pool just last week.