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His mom and dad called him Gus. They were making enchiladas in the kitchen (a piece of stained glass by the sink read in bubbly letters Family Is Forever). His mom was putting chicken into tortillas, which his dad then rolled up and placed in a glass pan. They didnt seem too surprised by my arrival, which made sense: The fact that Augustus made me feel special did not necessarily indicate that I was special. Maybe he brought home a different every night to show her movies and feel her up. This is Hazel Grace, he said, by way of introduction. Just Hazel, I said. Hows it going, Hazel asked Guss dad. He was tallalmost as tall as Gusand skinny in a way that parentally aged people usually arent. Okay, I said. How was Isaacs Support Group It was incredible, Gus said. Youre such a Debbie Downer, his mom said. Hazel, do you enjoy it I paused a second, trying to figure out if my response should be calibrated to please Augustus or his parents. Most of the people are really nice, I finally said. Thats exactly what we found with families at Memorial when we were in the thick of it with Guss treatment, his dad said. Everybody was so kind. Strong, too. In the darkest days, the Lord puts the best people into your life. Quick, give me a throw pillow and some thread because that needs to be an Encouragement, Augustus said, and his dad looked a little annoyed, but then Gus wrapped his long arm around his dads neck and said, Im just kidding, Dad. I like the freaking Encouragements. I really do. I just cant admit it because Im a teenager. His dad rolled his eyes.


Youre joining us for dinner, I hope asked his mom. She was small and brunette and vaguely mousy. I guess I said. I have to be home by ten. Also I dont, um, eat meat No problem. Well vegetarianize some, she said. Animals are just too cute Gus asked. I want to minimize the number of deaths I am responsible for, I said. Gus opened his mouth to respond but then stopped himself. His mom filled the silence. Well, I think thats derful. They talked to me for a bit about how the enchiladas were Famous Waters Enchiladas and Not to Be Missed and about how Guss curfew was also ten, and how they were inherently distrustful of anyone who gave their kids curfews other than ten, and was I in schoolshes a college student, Augustus interjectedand how the weather was truly and absolutely extraordinary for March, and how in spring all things are new, and they didnt even once ask me about the oxygen or my diagnosis, which was weird and derful, and then Augustus said, Hazel and I are going to watch V for Vendetta so she can see her filmic doppelgänger, midtwo thousands Natalie Portman. The living room TV is yours for the watching, his dad said happily. I think were actually gonna watch it in the basement. His dad laughed. Good try. Living room. But I want to show Hazel Grace the basement, Augustus said. Just Hazel, I said. So show Just Hazel the basement, said his dad. And then come upstairs and watch your movie in the living room. Augustus puffed out his cheeks, balanced on his leg, and twisted his hips, throg the prosthetic forward. Fine, he mumbled.


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