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Your Winkles Gone From Your Face



Sarah is 70 years old yet has a face of a 40 year old. She has 4 children and 2 grandchildren, yet people mistake her for being a young beautiful women. Just look at her face

We sat down with her and this is what she said:
"My skin was pretty bad due to sun damage and just natrual aging. When I started rubbing this cream on my face every blemish, line, and-wrinkle literlally dissolved from my face overnight"
I swear this works amazing









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He looked at me with his cold blue eyes What has this got to do with the Sports Department? I continued sweetly I teach the chess class But how lovely Do you use the whistle? Mr Wallaker looked disconcerted for a moment, then said, Eros Get out of that flower bed Now Mummy, said Billy, tugging on my hand, the ones that got picked get two days off school to go to the chess tournament Ill practise with you But Mummy, youre rubbish at chess No, Im not Im really good at chess I beat you You didnt I did You didnt Well, I was letting you win because youre a , I burst out And anyway, it isnt fair because you have chess classes Perhaps you could join the chess classes, Mrs Darcy? Oh GOD What was Mr Wallaker doing still listening? There is an age limit of seven, but if we stretch that to mental age Im sure youll be fine Did Billy tell you his other news? Oh said Billy, brightening Ive got nits You were saying? Theyre not going to want a firsttime writer whos difficult Youve got to find a way to go along with what they want Right, right, so not to be sort of a nuisance? You got it said Brian My brudderth going to die sobbed Mabel Er, is everything— No, fine, super, twelve oclock Monday I said, just as Mabel shouted, Ive killed my brudder OK, said Brian, sounding nervous Ill get Laura to email you the details 8 pm Nits found 9, actual insects 2, nit eggs 7 (vg) Just bathed the s and nitcombed them, which turned out to be brilliant fun Found two actual insects in Billys hair and seven eggs behind his ears two behind one and a magnificent crop of five behind the other Its so satisfying seeing the little black dots appear on the white nit comb Mabel was upset as she didnt have any, but cheered up when I let her nitcomb me to reveal I didnt have any either Billy was waving the nit comb, crowing, I got seven but when Mabel burst into tears, he sweetly put three of his into her hair, which meant we had to nitcomb Mabel all over again 915 pm s are asleep Wildly puffed up re meeting Am professional woman again and going to a meeting Am going to wear navy silk dress and get hair blowdried in spite of Mr bloody Wallakers supercilious take on coiffeurs And in spite of gnawing sense that increasing female blowdry habit is turning women into those eighteenth (or seventeenth?) century men who only felt comfortable in public situations when wearing powdered wigs 921 pm Oh, though is it morally wrong to get a blowdry when I may have undetectable nit eggs at the start of their sevenday cycle? 925 pm Yes It is morally wrong Maybe Mabel and Billy should not go to play dates either? 930 pm Also feel should tell Roxster truth about nits, as lies are bad in a relationship But maybe, in this case, lies better than lice? 935 pm Nits seem to be throwing up unfeasible number of modern moral dilemmas 940 pm Gaah Just went through entire wardrobe (ie pile of clothes heaped on exercise bike) plus actual wardrobes and cannot find navy silk dress Have nothing to wear for meeting now Nothing How is it that have all these clothes stuffed into wardrobe and navy silk dress is only one that can actually wear for anything important? Resolve in future, instead of spending evenings shoving grated cheese into mouth and trying to avoid glugging wine, to calmly go through all clothes, giving anything that have not worn for a year to the poor, and organize everything else into mixymatchy capsule wardrobe so that getting dressed becomes a calm joy instead of hysterical scramble And then will go for twenty minutes on exercise bike As exercise bike is not wardrobe, obviously, but exercise bike 945 pm Though maybe it is all right to wear navy silk dress all the time in manner of Dalai Lama and his robes If I could find it Presumably Dalai Lama has several sets of robes, or oncall drycleaner, and does not leave robes in bottom of wardrobe full of outfits he bought but does not wear from Topshop, Oasis, ASOS, Zara, etc