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Hitlers Biggest Secret Found Out
 


On his last breath of life he whispered these words that will forever change everything

For over 71 years no one knew about this until a distant relative who was with him finally revealed his final words


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What shall I do? Youll have to start working that stomach, she said And youll have to lose some of the fat Theres a very good new obesity clinic at St Catherines Hospital OBESITY CLINIIIIIIIIIIC? I said indignantly, jumping up from the bed and putting my clothes back on I might have a bit of baby fat, but Im not obese No, no, she said hurriedly Youre not obese Its just very effective if you want to lose weight properly Its very hard when youve got little ones I know, I gabbled Its all very well knowing what youre supposed to be eating, but if youre surrounded by leftover fish fingers and chips at five oclock every night, and then eat them and have your own dinner later Exactly, the clinic puts you on meal replacement so there isnt any argument, said the osteopath You just dont put anything else into your mouth Not sure what Tom, Jude and Talitha would say about that one, harrumph harrumph Left in huff, then had sudden urge to go back in and say, Will you follow me on Twitter? 915 pm Got home and surveyed self aghast in mirror Am starting to look like a heron My legs and arms have stayed the same, but my whole upper body is like a large bird with a big roll of fat round the middle that, when clothed, looks like it should be served up at Christmas with cranberry jelly and gravy; when unclothed, as though its been cooking all night in a pot in a box full of straw in Scotland, and is about to be served up for an extended familys postHogmanay breakfast Talitha is right The secret is to alter the automatic fat positioning of (unacceptable outdated phrase approaching) Middle Age Thursday 10 May 2012 174lb, Twitter followers 0 10 am Just spoke to Obesity Clinic Encouragingly, there was some doubt over whether I was actually obese enough to be accepted Found self, for first time in life, lying about weight to make it heavier than it actually is 1010 am Am going to completely transform my body into a lean muscular thing with tight band of muscle round the middle, holding in the intestines 1015 am Just reflexively put remains of s breakfast into mouth Thursday 17 May 2012 175lb, Twitter followers 0 945 am On point of Obesity Clinic departure Feel have got to lowest ebb ever Will be like one of those people you see in medical news reports looking ashamed of themselves, having their blood pressure taken in hospital gowns while a trim, streamlined reporter talks in front of them in stern, concerned tones, about the Obesity Epidemic

10 pm Obesity Clinic was FANTASTIC After initial awkwardness of having to repeat The Obesity Clinic increasingly loudly to the receptionist, eventually reached the clinic, to see a man who was so large he was actually wheeling his fat on a trolley in front of him He seemed to be being hit on by an only slightly less large woman who was saying to him in a seductive voice, Were you hood Obese?

People were looking at me, with the sort of admiration I hadnt felt since I was twentytwo and running round in a psychedelic shirt tied up in a knot revealing my flat midriff Realized they must think I was one of the clinics success stories nearing the end of my programme Felt unaccustomed, leaping sense of selfconfidence Realized this was wrong, and disrespectful to fellow patients

Also, the very fact of seeing fat as a separate body attachment being wheeled on a trolley started to make me see fat as an actual thing Realize, in the past, have seen fat as some totally unreasonable, random act of nature rather than a direct product of thingsputinmouth

Name, said the man on reception, who, worryingly, was very fat himself Surely the people who work at the clinic ought to have got this one down by now?

The whole thing was medical and complex: blood tests, ECGs and consultations Once we got over the moment of awkwardness when they tried to put me down on the form as a geriatric mother it all went absolutely swimmingly Seems like the whole thing of weighing yourself is not the point The point is to drop dress sizes And people who are very, very fat say fifty or a hundred pounds overweight can lose a lot like twelve pounds of fat in one week And that is actual fat But if youre just trying to lose 10, 15 per cent of your body weight, anything more than a couple of pounds isnt losing fat, its (darkly) other things

You see, crucially, is not about weight but the percentage of fat to muscle If you just go on a crash diet, and do not lift weights, you end up losing your muscles, which are heavier than your fat So you weigh less, but are more fat Or something Anyway, upshot is: am supposed to go to gym
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