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Now, Audrey, for the past five years we always figured Bernadette was the ghastly one. Turns out her husband is as rude and antisocial as she is I was so miffed that when I got to work, I Googled Bernadette Fox. (Something I cant believe Ive waited until now to do, considering our unhealthy obsession with her) Everyone knows Elgin Branch is team leader of Samantha 2 at Microsoft. But when I looked her up, nothing appeared. The only Bernadette Fox is some architect in California. I checked all combinations of her nameBernadette Branch, Bernadette FoxBranch. But our Bernadette, Bees mom, doesnt exist as far as the Internet is concerned. Which, these days, is quite an accomplishment in itself. On another topic, dont you love OllieO I was crushed when Microsoft tenpercented him last year. But if that hadnt happened, wed never have been able hire him to rebrand our little school. Audrey, Here at Microsoft, SteveB just called a town hall for the Monday after Thanksgiving. The rumor mill is going crazy. My PM asked me to book a meeting room for the hours just prior, and Im hardpressed to find one. That can mean only one thing: another round of layoffs. (Happy holidays) Our team leader heard some scuttlebutt that our project was getting canceled, so he found the biggest email thread he could, wrote Microsoft is a dinosaur whose stock is going to zero, then hit Reply All. Never a good thing. Now Im worried theyre going to punish the whole org and that I wont land well. Or I might not land at all What if that meeting room I booked was for my own firing

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From: SooLin LeeSegal To: Audrey Griffin Oh, Audrey, please keep me, Alexandra, and Lincoln in your prayers. I dont know what Id do if I got managed out. The benefits here are goldplated. If I still have a job after the holidays, Ill be happy to cover some of the food costs for the prospective parent brunch. SooLin THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18 Note from Audrey Griffin to the blackberry abatement specialist Tom, Youd think nobody lives in that big old haunted house above us, judging by the state of their yard. In fact, someone does. Their daughter, Bee, is in Kyles class at Galer Street. Id be thrilled to raise the subject of her blackberry bushes with the mother at pickup today. Pigs No pigs. Do take some chard, though. Audrey * From: Bernadette Fox To: Manjula Kapoor Im ecstatic you said yes Ive signed and scanned everything. Heres the deal with Antarctica. It will be three of us, so get two rooms. Elgie has a ton of miles on American, so lets try for three tickets that way. Our winter break dates are December 23 through January 5. If we have to miss a little school, thats fine. And the dog We must find someplace willing to board a 130pound, perpetually damp dog. OohIm late picking up Bee at school. Again, THANK YOU. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19 Note from Ms. Goodyear sent home in our weekend folders Parents, Word has spread about the incident at pickup yesterday. Luckily, nobody was hurt. But it gives us the opportunity to pause and revisit the rules outlined in the Galer Street handbook. (Italics mine.) Section 2A. Article ii. There are two ways to pick up students. By Car: Drive your vehicle to the school entrance. Please be mindful not to block the loading dock for Sound Seafood International. On Foot: Please park in the north lot and meet your ren on the canal path. In the spirit of safety and efficiency, we ask that parents on foot do not approach the driveup area. It always inspires me that we have such a wonderful community of parents who are so engaged with one another. However, the safety of our students is always top priority. So lets use what happened to Audrey Griffin as a teachable moment, and remember to save our conversations for coffee, not the driveway. Kindly, Gwen Goodyear Head of School * Emergencyroom bill Audrey Griffin gave to me to give to Mom Patient name: Audrey Griffin Attending Physician: C. Cassella Emergency Room Visitation Fee 900.00 X Ray (Elective, NOT COVERED) 425.83 Rx: Vicodin 10MG (15 tablets, 0 refills) 95.70 Crutch Rental (Elective, NOT COVERED) 173.00 Crutch Deposit: 75.00 TOTAL 1,669.53 Notes: Visual inspection and basic neurological examination revealed no injury. Patient in acute emotional distress, demanded X ray, Vicodin, and crutches. * From: SooLin LeeSegal To: Audrey Griffin I heard Bernadette tried to run you over at pickup Are you OK Should I come by with dinner WHAT HAPPENED * From: Audrey Griffin To: SooLin LeeSegal Its all true. I needed to talk to Bernadette about her blackberry bushes, which are growing down her hill, under my fence, and invading my garden. I was forced to hire a specialist, who said Bernadettes blackberries are going to destroy the foundation of my home. Naturally, I wanted to have a friendly chat with Bernadette. So I walked up to her car while she was in the pickup line. Mea culpa But how else are you ever going to get a word with that woman Shes like Franklin Delano Roosevelt. You see her only from the waist up, driving past. I dont think she has once gotten out of her car to walk Bee into school. I tried talking to her, but her windows were rolled up and she pretended not to see me. Youd think she was the first lady of France, with her silk scarf flung just so and huge dark glasses. I knocked on her windshield, but she drove off. Over my foot I went to the emergency room and got an incompetent doctor, who refused to accept that there was anything wrong with me. Honestly, I dont know who Im more furious at, Bernadette Fox or Gwen Goodyear, for calling me out in the Friday Folder. Youd think I did something wrong And mentioning me, but not Bernadette, by name I created the Diversity Council. I invented Donuts for Dads. I wrote Galer Streets mission statement, which that fancy company in Portland was going to charge us ten thousand dollars for. Maybe Galer Street is happy renting in an industrial park. Maybe Galer Street doesnt want the stability of owning its new campus. Maybe Gwen Goodyear would like me to cancel the Prospective Parent Brunch. I have a call in to her now. Im not the least bit happy. The phone is ringing. Its her. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22 Note from Ms. Goodyear sent home in the Monday Messenger Parents, This is to clarify that Bernadette Fox, Bee Branchs mother, was driving the vehicle that ran over the other parents foot. I hope you all had a wonderful weekend despite the rain. Kindly, Gwen Goodyear Head of School * If someone had asked me, I could have told them what happened at pickup. It took me awhile to get in the car because Mom always brings Ice Cream and lets her sit in the front. Once that dog gets the front seat, she does not like to give it up. So Ice Cream was doing the thing she does when she wants to get her way, which is to go completely rigid and stare straight ahead. Mom I said. You shouldnt let her get in the front She just jumped in. Mom pulled Ice Creams collar and I shoved her butt and after a lot of grunting, Ice Cream finally got in the back. But she didnt sit on the seat like a normal dog. She stood on the floor squished behind the front seat, with this miserable look on her face, like, See what you guys make me do Oh, stop being such a drama queen, Mom said to her.
I see theres a packing list. Why dont you get us three of everything. Im a womens medium, Elgie a mens XL, not for his girth but because hes six foot three without an ounce of flab, God bless him. Bee is small for her age, so why dont you get her whatever would fit a tenyearold. If you have questions about size and style, send us several to try on, as long as returns require no more from me than leaving a box outside for the UPS guy. Also, get all suggested books, which Elgie and Bee will devour, and which I will intend to devour. Id also like a fishing vest, one replete with zippered pockets. Back when I actually enjoyed leaving the house, I sat on a plane next to an environmentalist who spent his life zigzagging the globe. He had on a fishing vest, which contained his passport, , glasses, and film canistersyes, film, it was that long ago. The genius part: everythings in one place, its handy, its zipped in, plus you can whip it off and plop it down on the Xray belt. I always said to myself: next time I travel, Im going to get me one of those. My time has come. Youd better get two.








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