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 Content preview:  Can’t Empty Your Bowels EASILY? Check Your Bowel Type Before
    Saying “NO” To Your Favorite Foods... If you ask most doctors how to
   help relieve constipation, they’ll say drink more water, increase fiber
   or even prescribe you a powerful laxative depending on the severity of it.
    
 
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			<h3><span style="color:#e74c3c;"><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong>Can&rsquo;t Empty Your Bowels EASILY? Check Your Bowel Type</strong></span></span></h3>





			<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.netprivate.limited/nkuoio/kqunovp852855rpqxir/0A2CLiZcjnWdviG8wA2dO4-PFGn8xtpweB61MYnjyFw/P7WgkhoF0PYU9tNTzFPYBH9EoSy12UiPyJ-qSXRBLucHbqV4XAC29PWzRzJ5TgnLK_JsPmENPgD0n1prKjh5Wizt0r5T8Mzg3rps9CNtmIih1iIVIZlvJxYp6HD_5AnZNxfPykIsuI_2Lwgh7zRvquvs3qkxi222_v5-4K_hsCI"><span style="font-size:22px;">Before Saying &ldquo;NO&rdquo; To Your Favorite Foods...</span></a></p>





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			<span style="font-size:20px;">If you ask most doctors how to help relieve constipation, they&rsquo;ll say drink more water, increase fiber or even prescribe you a powerful laxative depending on the severity of it.</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">The problem is, this generic approach only works for a tiny segment of the population.</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;"><strong>This is why 66 million Americans (mostly those over 40) suffer from constipation daily.</strong></span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">The good news is, scientists have recently discovered that people have different &ldquo;bowel types&rdquo;...</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">And your individual bowel type determines the approach needed to help solve your unique type of constipation, even if you&rsquo;ve been suffering with it for years.</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">Not only that, but docs now have a new medical &lsquo;micro nutrient&rsquo; that&rsquo;s about to make normal dietary fiber obsolete.</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">In fact, researchers discovered that this brand new &lsquo;bowel helper&rsquo; can have you fully emptying your bowels at least once a day, even if you&rsquo;re currently struggling to move them once or twice per week.</span></p>





			<p><span style="font-size:20px;">And it takes is a single dose of this fast-dissolving, flavorless nutrient.</span></p>





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