Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.80.1) (envelope-from ) id 1XIQlx-0007o2-9Q for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Fri, 15 Aug 2014 16:19:01 -0700 Received: from [74.117.57.162] (port=39699 helo=localhost) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.80.1) (envelope-from ) id 1XIQlv-0007nO-Cg for lojban@lojban.org; Fri, 15 Aug 2014 16:18:59 -0700 Date: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 23:17:58 +0000 From: =?UTF-8?Q?Fantastic=20Present?= To: lojban Subject: =?UTF-8?Q?Regain=20your=20intimate=20power?= Content-Type: text/html; charset="UTF-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Spam-Score: 4.5 (++++) X-Spam_score: 4.5 X-Spam_score_int: 45 X-Spam_bar: ++++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has identified this incoming email as possible spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it (if it isn't spam) or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: The Boy Who Was Told If you can't see pictures Click HERE to View It Online Once there was a Boy who had been told twice a Day ever since he could remember that if he started to go into one of those Doggeries with swinging Doors in front and Mirrors along the Side, a Blue Flame would shoot out and burn him to a Cinder. Also he had been warned that every Playing Card in the whole Deck was a Complimentary Ticket admitting one to a Hot Griddle in the Main Parquette of the Fiery Furnace. And every little Paper Cigar was another Spike in the Burial Casket. With seven or eight Guardians trailing him Day and Night to keep him away from the Lures of the Wicked World it looked like a Pipe that he would grow up to be the Dean of a Theological Seminary. Across the Street lived a poor unfortunate Lad whose Father was making the Futile Endeavor to take it away faster than the Revenue Officers could put Stamps on it. He was the original Blotter. When they were trying to pry him away from it, he would take a chance on anything from Arnica to Extract of Vanilla. According to all the Laws of Heredity the only Son was cast for the Part of Joe Morgan. He is now the Head of a Mail-Order House. When he sees a Corkscrew he pulls his Hat firmly over his Ears and runs a Mile. The Graduate of the Lecture Bureau may be found in a swagger Club any evening with a Bourbon H. B. at his Right, a stack of Student Lamps at his Left and Two Small Pair pressed closely against his Bosom. MORAL: The Modern Ambition seems to be to vary the Program. [...] Content analysis details: (4.5 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 FSL_HELO_NON_FQDN_1 FSL_HELO_NON_FQDN_1 3.8 HELO_LOCALHOST HELO_LOCALHOST 0.0 FREEMAIL_FROM Sender email is commonly abused enduser mail provider (fantasticpresent[at]fsmail.net) -1.9 BAYES_00 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 0 to 1% [score: 0.0000] 0.7 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts 0.6 HTML_IMAGE_RATIO_04 BODY: HTML has a low ratio of text to image area 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS 0.5 MISSING_MID Missing Message-Id: header 0.0 T_REMOTE_IMAGE Message contains an external image Message-Id: <=21DOCTYPE html PUBLIC =22-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1=2E0 Transitional//EN=22 =22h= ttp://www=2Ew3=2Eorg/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional=2Edtd=22> The Boy Who Was Told =26=2313=3B
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