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As soon as it was light in the room, the other little girl could see that the place was full of people, crammed and jammed, and they were all awfully excited, and kept yelling, Down with the traitress Away with the renegade Shame on the little sneak till it was worse than the turkeys, ten times. She knew that they meant her, and she tried to explain that she just had to promise, and that if they had been in her place they would have promised too; and of course they could do as they pleased about keeping her word, but she was going to keep it, anyway, and never, never, never eat another piece of turkey either at Thanksgiving or at Christmas. Very well, then, says an old lady, who looked like her grandmother, and then began to have a crown on, and to turn into Queen Victoria, what can we have Well, says the other little girl, you can have oyster soup. What else And you can have cranberry sauce. What else You can have mashed potatoes, and Hubbard squash, and celery, and turnip, and cauliflower. What else You can have mincepie, and pandowdy, and plumpudding. And not a thing on the list, says the Queen, that doesnt go with turkey Now you see. The papa stopped. Go on, Holiday Best Seller - Get One said the little girl. There isnt any more. The little girl turned round, got up on her knees, took him by theshoulders, and shook him fearfully. Now, then, she said, while thepapa let his head wag, after the shaking, like a Chinese mandarins, andit was a good thing he did not let his tongue stick out. Now, will yougo on What did the people eat in place of turkey I dont know. You dont know, you awful papa Well, then, what did the little girleat She The papa freed himself, and made his preparation to escape. Whysheoh, she ate goose. Goose is tenderer than turkey, anyway, andmore digestible; and there isnt so much of it, and you cant overeatyourself, and have bad Dreams cried the little girl. Trances, said the papa, and she began to chase him all round theroom. THE PONY ENGINE AND THE PACIFIC EXPRESS. Christmas Eve, after the children had hung up their stockings and gotall ready for St. Nic, they climbed up on the papas lap to kiss himgoodnight, and when they both got their arms round his neck, they saidthey were not going to bed till he told them a Christmas story. Then hesaw that he would have to mind, for they were awfully severe with him, and always made him do exactly what they told him; it was the way theyhad brought him up. He tried his best to get out of it for a while; butafter they had shaken him first this side, and then that side, andpulled him backward and forward till he did not know where he was, hebegan to think perhaps he had better begin. The first thing he said, after he opened his eyes, and made believe he had been asleep, orsomething, was, Well, what did I leave off at and that made them justperfectly boiling, for they understood his tricks, and they knew he wastrying to pretend that he had told part of the story already; and theysaid he had not left off anywhere because he had not commenced, and hesaw it was no use. So he commenced.

Well, I wont, then Well, she was rather a delicate little girl, and whenever she overate, or anything, Have bad dreams Aha I told you it was going to be a dream. You wait till I get through. Turkey gobbler No, maam. Turkey gobblers ghost. Foo said the little girl, rather uneasily; whoever heard of aturkeys ghost, I should like to know [Illustration: THE OLD GOBBLER FIRST PREMIUM SAID THEY WERE GOING TOTURN THE TABLES NOW. ] The other little girl tried to tell him that she was not to blame, and that she only took a very, very little piece. What difference, I should like to know says the old henturkey, pretty snappishly. People have got souls, and turkeys havent, says the other little girl. I dont see how that makes it any better, says the old henturkey. It dont make it any better for the turkeys. If we havent got any souls, we cant live after weve been eaten up, and you can. The other little girl was awfully frightened to have the henturkey take that tack. I should think she would a been, said the little girl; and shecuddled snugger into her papas arms. What could she say Ugh Goon. Well, she didnt know what to say, thats a fact. You see, she never thought of it in that light before. All she could say was, Well, people have got reason, anyway, and turkeys have only got instinct; so there Youd better look out, says the old henturkey; and all the little turkey chicks got so mad they just hopped, and the oldest little heturkey, that was just beginning to be a gobbler, he dropped his wings and spread his tail just like his father, and walked round the other little girl till it was perfectly frightful. I should think they would a been ashamed. Well, perhaps old First Premium was a little; because he stopped them. My dear, he says to the old henturkey, and chickchickledren, you forget yourselves; you should have a little consideration. Perhaps you wouldnt behave much better yourselves if you were just going to be eaten. And they all began to scream and to cry, Weve been eaten, and were nothing but turkey ghosts. There, now, papa, says the little girl, sitting up straight, so asto argue better, I knew it wasnt true, all along. How could turkeyshave ghosts if they dont have souls, I should like to know Oh, easily, said the papa. Tell how, said the little girl. Now look here, said the papa, are you telling this story, or am I You are, said the little girl, and she cuddled down again. Go on. Well, then, dont you interrupt. Where was I Oh yes. Woke up shouted the little girl. There now, papa, what did I tellyou I knew it was a dream all along. No, she didnt, said the papa; and it wasnt a dream. What was it, then It was atrance. The little girl turned round, and knelt in her papas lap, so as to takehim by the shoulders and give him a good shaking. That made him promiseto be good, pretty quick, and, Very well, then, says the little girl;if it wasnt a dream, youve got to prove it. But how can I prove it says the papa. By going on with the story, says the little girl, and she cuddled downagain. Oh, well, thats easy enough. Once there was a little Pony Engine that used to play round theFitchburg Depot on the side tracks, and sleep in among the biglocomotives in the carhouse The little girl lifted her head from the papas shoulder, where she haddropped it. Is it a sad story, papa How is it going to end asked the boy. Well, its got a moral, said the papa.

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