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Dr. Zinchenko Yes, Ms. Russell Is this safe Because the book I want is all the way up at the top. Yes. Just make sure your feet are securely locked in. Sierra wiggled her leg. Kyle heard a metallic snap. Its like a ski boot, said Sierra. Thats right. Now use the keypad to tell the hover ladder the call number for the book you are interested in and hang on tight. Sierra consulted the slip of paper and tapped some keys. The bottom of that platform you are standing on is a magnet, said Dr. Zinchenko. There are ribbons of electromagnetic material in the lining of the bookcases. The strength of those magnets will be modulated by our maglev computer based on the call number you input. Two seconds later, Sierra Russell was floating in the air, drifting up and to the left. It was absolutely awesome. The hover ladder must use advanced magnetic levitation technology, said Miguel, seated at the desk to Kyles right. Just like the maglev bullet trains in Japan. Cool, mumbled Kyle. And for the first time in his life, Kyle Keeley wanted to check out a library book more than anything in the world. How about we work together said Akimi when she sat down at Kyles table. Hmmm Kyle couldnt take his eyes off Sierra Russell. She had drifted up about twentyfive feet and was leaning against the railings of her floating platform, completely lost in a new book. Hello Earth to Kyle Do you want somebody else to get first dibs on the Electronic Learning Center No. Then focus. Okay. So how do we use our wits and the library to find dessert Akimi nodded toward Miguel, whose fingers were dancing across the screen of his desktops tablet computer. I think hes doing a search in the card catalog, whispered Akimi. Why Its how you find stuff in a library, Kyle. I know that. But were not looking for books about dessert. We need to find actual food. Andrew Peckleman stood up from his desk and sprinted up a wroughtiron spiral staircase leading to the second floor. Two seconds later, Charles Chiltington was sprinting up the staircase behind him. All the other players soon followed. Everybody was headed to the second floor and the Dewey decimal rooms. Miguel finally popped up from his desk and made a mad dash for the nearest staircase. Its got to be up in the six hundreds, you guys, he called out to Kyle and Akimi. Thanks, said Kyle. But he still didnt budge from his seat. I guess the six hundreds is the Dewey decimal category where you find books about desserts, said Akimi. Maybe we should Wait a second, said Kyle. Um, Kyle, in case you havent noticed, you, me, and glider Sierra are the only ones still on this floor, and Sierra isnt really on the floor because shes floating. Hang on, Akimi. I have an idea. Kyle pulled out his floor plan. Dessert is probably hiding in plain sight. Just like the bonus codes in Squirrel Squad. Follow me. Where to The Book Nook Caf??. The one room in the library where, according to what Dr. Zinchenko told us back at the hotel, food and drinks are actually allowed. They strolled into the cozy caf??. Whoohoo shouted Akimi. The walls were decorated with shelves of cookbooks but several tables were loaded down with trays of cookies, cakes, ice cream, and fruit Thats why the curtains were closed behind the windows into the rotunda, said Akimi. So we couldnt see all this food. Way to go, Kyle. Kyle did his best imitation of Charles Chiltington: Im a Keeley, Akimi. We never lose. Except, of course, when we dont win. After everyone had dessert, Kyle and Akimi were the first ones allowed to enter the Electronic Learning Center. Kyle flew the space shuttle, making an excellent landing on Mars before crashing into one of Saturns moons. Akimi rode a horse with Paul Revere. Then Kyle learned how to drive a stickshift stock car on the Talladega racetrack while Akimi climbed into a tiny submarine to swim with sharks, dolphins, and sea turtlesall of which were projected on the glass walls of her undersea simulator. All the educational video games had 3D visuals, digital surround sound, and something new that Mr. Lemoncello was developing for his video games: smellavision. When you sacked Rome with the Visigoths, you could smell the smoky scent of the burning city as well as the barbarians b.o. After an hour, Dr. Zinchenko ushered everybody else into the Electronic Learning Center. Theyd been watching George Washington debate George W. Bush (both were audioanimatronic dummies) in the town square at the center of the 900s room. At ten p.m. they all tromped into the IMAX theater, also on the third floor, to see a jukebox concert. 3D images of the worlds best musicians (living and dead) performed their hits live. The best part was Mozart jamming with Metallica. Finally, around three in the morning, Clarence and his twin brother, Clement, came to escort the s to their sleeping quarters. The s would roll out their sleeping bags in the s Room, just off the rotunda; the s would be upstairs on the third floor in the Board Room. Charles Chiltington would be luxuriating all alone in Mr. Lemoncellos private suite. Exhausted from the excitement of the dayand crashing after eating way too much sugarKyle slept like a baby. He only woke up because he heard music. Loud, blaring music. The theme song from that boxing movie Rocky, his brother Mikes favorite. Whazzat he mumbled, crawling out of his sleeping bag. Kyle glanced at his watch. It was eleven a.m. He figured the library lockin was officially over and this was the groups wakeup call. The music kept blaring. This is how they wake up astronauts, groaned Miguel. Turn it off moaned Andrew Peckleman. Kyle slipped on his jeans and sneakers and staggered out into the giant reading room. Dr. Zinchenko His voice echoed off the dome. No answer. Clarence Clement Nothing. The Rocky music got louder. Akimi leaned in from the thirdfloor balcony. Whats going on down there I think theyre trying to wake up astronauts, said Kyle. On the moon. He made his way to the front door and reached for the handle. It wouldnt budge. He jiggled it. Nothing. He jiggled harder. Still nothing. Kyle realized that the library lockin might be over but they were still locked in the library. Everybody, please take your seats, Dr. Zinchenko said to the parents gathered in a conference room at the Parker House Hotel. When do our s come home asked one of the mothers. Rose has soccer at two, said another. The librarian nodded. Mr. Lemoncello will Just then, an accordionpanel door at the far end of the room flew open, revealing the eccentric billionaire dressed in a bright purple tracksuit and a plumed pirate hat. He was eating a slice of sevenlayer birthday cake. Good morning or, as theyre currently saying in Reykjavik, gott s??odegi, which means ???good afternoon, because there is a fourhour time difference between Ohio and Iceland, a fact I first learned spinning a globe in my local library. Mr. Lemoncello, his banana shoes burpsqueaking, stepped out of a room filled with dozens of blackandwhite television monitorsthe kind security guards watch at their workstations. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this grand and auspicious day. Today I am pleased to announce the most marvelously stupendous game ever created: Escape from Mr. Lemoncellos Library The entire library will be the game board. Your will be the game pieces. The winner will become famous all over the world. How asked one of the fathers. By starring in all of my commercials this holiday season. TV. Radio. Print. Billboards. Cardboard cutouts in toy stores. His or her face will be everywhere. Mrs. Daley raised her hand. Will they get paid Oh, yes. In fact, youll probably want to call me The Giver. And what exactly does Haley have to do to win Escape From the library. I thought the games title more or less gave that bit away. Mr. Lemoncello tapped a button in his pirate hat and an animated version of the librarys floor plan was instantly displayed on the conference rooms plasmascreen TVs. Whoever is the first to use what they find in the library to find their way out of the library will be crowned the winner. Now then, the cannot use the front door or the fire exits or set off any alarms. They cannot go out the way they went in. They can only use their wits, cunning, and intelligence to decipher clues and solve riddles that will eventually lead them to the location of the librarys supersecret alternate exit. And, ladies and gentlemen, I assure you, such an alternate exit does indeed exist.

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