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The Gizzardgulping Giant is a city lover, the BFG went on. The Gizzardgulper is lying high up between the roofs of houses in the big cities. He is lying there snuggy as a sniggler and watching the human beans walking on the street below, and when he sees one that looks like it has a whoppsygood flavour, he grabs it. He is simply reaching down and snitching it off the street like a monkey taking a nut. He says it is nice to be able to pick and choose what you is having for your supper. He says it is like choosing from a menu. Dont people see him doing it Sophie asked. Never is they seeing him. Do not forget it is duskydark at this time. Also, the Gizzardgulper has a very fast arm. His arm is going up and down quicker than squinkers. But if all these people are disappearing every night, surely theres some sort of an outcry Sophie said. The world is a whopping big place, the BFG said. It has a hundred different countries. The giants is clever. They is careful not to be skididdling off to the same country too often. They is always switchfiddling around. Even so??? Sophie said. Do not forget, the BFG said, that human beans is disappearing everywhere all the time even without the giants is guzzling them up. Human beans is killing each other much quicker than the giants is doing it. But they dont eat each other, Sophie said. Giants isnt eating each other either, the BFG said. Nor is giants killing each other. Giants is not very lovely, but they is not killing each other. Nor is crockadowndillies killing other crockadowndillies. Nor is pussycats killing pussycats. They kill mice, Sophie said. Ah, but they is not killing their own kind, the BFG said. Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind. Dont poisonous snakes kill each other Sophie asked. She was searching desperately for another creature that behaved as badly as the human. Even poisnowse snakes is never killing each other, the BFG said. Nor is the most fearsome creatures like tigers and rhinostossterisses. None of them is ever killing their own kind. Has you ever thought about that Sophie kept silent. I is not understanding human beans at all, the BFG said. You is a human bean and you is saying it is grizzling and horrigust for giants to be eating human beans. Right or left Right, Sophie said. But human beans is squishing each other all the time, the BFG said. They is shootling guns and going up in aerioplanes to drop their bombs on each others heads every week. Human beans is always killing other human beans. He was right. Of course he was right and Sophie knew it. She was beginning to wonder whether humans were actually any better than giants. Even so, she said, defending her own race, I think its rotten that those foul giants should go off every night to eat humans. Humans have never done them any harm. That is what the little piggywig is saying every day the BFG answered. He is saying, ???I has never done any harm to the human bean so why should he be eating me??? Oh dear, Sophie said. The human beans is making rules to suit themselves, the BFG went on. But the rules they is making do not suit the little piggywiggies. Am I right or left Right, Sophie said. Giants is also making rules. Their rules is not suiting the human beans. Everybody is making his own rules to suit himself. But you dont like it that those beastly giants are eating humans every night, do you Sophie asked. I do not, the BFG answered firmly. One right is not making two lefts. Is you quite cosy down there in my pocket Im fine, Sophie said. Then suddenly, once again, the BFG went into that magical top gear of his. He began hurtling forward with phenomenal leaps. His speed was unbelievable. The landscape became blurred and again Sophie had to duck down out of the whistling gale to save her head from being blown off her shoulders. She crouched in the pocket and listened to the wind screaming past. It came knifing in through the tiny peephole in the pocket and whooshed around her like a hurricane. But this time the BFG didnt stay in top gear long. It seemed as though he had had some barrier to cross, a vast mountain perhaps or an ocean or a great desert, but having crossed it, he once again slowed down to his normal gallop and Sophie was able to pop her head up and look out once more at the view. She noticed immediately that they were now in an altogether paler country. The sun had disappeared above a film of vapour. The air was becoming cooler every minute. The land was flat and treeless and there seemed to be no colour in it at all. Every minute, the mist became thicker. The air became colder still and everything became paler and paler until soon there was nothing but grey and white all around them. They were in a country of swirling mists and ghostly vapours. There was some sort of grass underfoot but it was not green. It was ashy grey. There was no sign of a living creature and no sound at all except for the soft thud of the BFGs footsteps as he hurtled on through the fog. Suddenly he stopped. We is here at last he announced. He bent down and lifted Sophie from his pocket and put her on the ground. She was still in her nightie and her feet were bare. She shivered and stared around her at the swirling mists and ghostly vapours. Where are we she asked. We is in Dream Country, the BFG said. This is where all dreams is beginning. DreamCatching The Big Friendly Giant put the suitcase on the ground. He bent down low so that his enormous face was close to Sophies. From now on, we is keeping as still as winky little micies, he whispered. Sophie nodded. The misty vapour swirled around her. It made her cheeks damp and left dewdrops in her hair. The BFG opened the suitcase and took out several empty glass jars. He set them ready on the ground, with their screw tops removed. Then he stood up very straight. His head was now high up in the swirling mist and it kept disappearing, then appearing again. He was holding the long net in his right hand. Sophie, staring upwards, saw through the mist that his colossal ears were beginning to swivel out from his head. They began waving gently to and fro. Suddenly the BFG pounced. He leaped high in the air and swung the net through the mist with a great swishing sweep of his arm. Got him he cried. Ajar Ajar Quick quick quick Sophie picked up a jar and held it up to him. He grabbed hold of it. He lowered the net. Very carefully he tipped something absolutely invisible from the net into the jar. He dropped the net and swiftly clapped one hand over the jar. The top he whispered. The jar top quick Sophie picked up the screw top and handed it to him. He screwed it on tight and the jar was closed. The BFG was very excited. He held the jar close to one ear and listened intently. Its a winksquiffler he whispered with a thrill in his voice. Its??? its??? its??? its even better. Its a phizzwizard Its a golden phizzwizard Sophie stared at him.