Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cMi7i-0007ZK-V0 for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:20:31 -0800 Received: from [89.163.249.117] (port=57229 helo=ultimatemaleboost.com) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cMi7e-0007YY-FA for lojban@lojban.org; Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:20:30 -0800 Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2016 14:43:39 -0700 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Message-ID: From: "Neal Holmes" Mime-Version: 1 Subject: (2) unseen photos: Gwen leaves Blake on (The Voice)-Ep. 3836090 To: X-Spam-Score: 2.9 (++) X-Spam_score: 2.9 X-Spam_score_int: 29 X-Spam_bar: ++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: this gossip its very hot Gwen Leaving Singer Blake There is no stopping her [...] Content analysis details: (2.9 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was blocked. See http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block for more information. [URIs: bulkgossipsnews.com] 0.0 SPF_FAIL SPF: sender does not match SPF record (fail) [SPF failed: Please see http://www.openspf.org/Why?s=mfrom;id=nealholmes%40ultimatemaleboost.com;ip=89.163.249.117;r=stodi.digitalkingdom.org] 0.0 SPF_HELO_FAIL SPF: HELO does not match SPF record (fail) [SPF failed: Please see http://www.openspf.org/Why?s=helo;id=ultimatemaleboost.com;ip=89.163.249.117;r=stodi.digitalkingdom.org] 0.7 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts -1.9 BAYES_00 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 0 to 1% [score: 0.0000] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 1.9 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_E8_51_100 Razor2 gives engine 8 confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.5 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_51_100 Razor2 gives confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.9 RAZOR2_CHECK Listed in Razor2 (http://razor.sf.net/) 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS this gossip its very hot Gwen Leaving Singer Blake

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Well, I dont want to play with YOU, either Oliver huffed. Mr Buttons is the bestest, smartest friend in the world And hes an astronaut, too Well, Miss Penelope is a superhero like Princess Sugar Plum. And she keeps the world safe from the evil tooth fairy Brianna bragged. Olivers eyes widened, and he looked like hed just seen a ghost. Did you just say the tttooth fairy he stammered. Once I swallowed my tooth so she wouldnt come after me. That fairy lady is CRAZY You did that TOO Brianna asked in surprise. The two of them chatted on and on about the tooth fairy, dinosaurs, Princess Sugar Plum and chocolate cake for what seemed like forever.

And get THIS Pretty soon Miss Penelope and Mr Buttons joined in on their very weird conversation. The four of them were acting just like BFFs OLIVER, BRIANNA, MR BUTTONS AND MISS PENELOPE, HAVING A FRIENDLY CHAT TOGETHER All of the giggling and puppy love was utterly adorable Even though it involved two VERY weird little kids. And their even weirder talking hand puppets. If they started having play dates together on a regular basis, Id have obnoxious imaginary friends, migraines, broken furniture, kitchen fires and nervous breakdowns TIMES TWO No FOUR I broke into a cold sweat, just, thinking about it. Im back Mrs Wallabanger announced. It was so kind of you to watch my grandson for me. Enjoy the rest of your day, s. Now come along, Oliver. Oliver ran up to his grandmother and took her hand. Bye, Miss Penelope Oliver Mr Buttons yelled as Oliver waved his little sockpuppet hand. Bye, Mr Buttons Brianna Miss Penelope screeched with her very big mouth. After Mrs Wallabanger and Oliver left, I gave Brianna an evil grin STOP IT OR IM TELLING MOM she yelled me. She was blushing profusely, and I couldnt stop laughing. It was SWEET revenge for all of those times Brianna had embarrassed ME in front of Brandon If I didnt know better, Id say somebody is having her first crush I teased. Not me Brianna snapped.

But Miss Penelope might like Mr Buttons a teenyweeny bit because they both love chocolate cake. She told me not to tell anyone, so you have to promise to keep it a secret Okay. I promise, I said, and gave her a big hug. So maybe the thought of Brianna having a crush isnt that nauseating. Im a romantic, after all. I can already picture their future wedding. Brianna would be dressed in a designer Princess Sugar Plum gown and Oliver would be wearing a clunky astronaut suit BRIANNA AND OLIVERS WEDDING The kiddie gourmet wedding feast would include gummy bear appetisers, spaghetti hoops, chicken nuggets, crackers, Hawaiian Punch, and a fivetiered chocolate cake with bubblegum filling. How CUTE would THAT be Hey, even little PSYCHOS like Brianna need love too SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9 Im already DREADING school tomorrow. Why Because we have a floating skills test in swimming class. Hey, if a human was meant to float, wed be made of plastic. And instead of having a belly button wed have a little nozzle thingy so we could be pumped full of air, just like a tyre.

Im just sayin Whenever I try to swim in the deep end of the pool, I pretty much sink right to the bottom. Like a really heavy rock. But thats not the worst part Do you have any idea of the very gross stuff thats lying on the bottoms of swimming pools Its like an underwater lostandfound down there ME, LOOKING AT ALL OF THE JUNK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL What I really need is a swimmingclass excuse form that other kids and I can use to get out of swimming class SWIMMINGCLASS EXCUSE FORM FROM: (Your name) TO: (NAME OF SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR) RE: Medical Excuse for Swimming Class It is with great sorrow a really bad headache food stuck in my teeth a funky foot odour that I inform you that I am unable to participate in todays swimming class. Last night I discovered that Im severely allergic to my moms meat loaf. my little brothers boogers. most crawling insects. water. After swallowing just a tiny amount, became really nervous dizzy constipated confused and accidentally fell into the bathtub down the stairs in love into a snake pit and totally busted my liver. tailbone. nose. baby toe. Due to the massive trauma I suffered, I suddenly and unexpectedly went into a medley of show tunes. a closet to hide from the tooth fairy. a fit of involuntary hiccuping. my sisters room to yell at her. I was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room, where the doctor told me I was lucky to be alive. Apparently, exposure to the high concentration of spit bacteria disease bellybutton fluff found in pool water could be deadly and cause both a serious infection and a severe case of abnormally hairy legs. irritable bowel syndrome. compulsive chicken dancing. projectile vomiting. Of course I am totally devastated surprised and shocked dazed and confused completely baffled by this awful news.

As a health precaution, my doctor has ordered me to avoid pool water for at least the next week. month. year. decade. Thank you for understanding my health situation and being so amazingly sympathetic. ugly. gullible. stupid. Sincerely, (YOUR SIGNATURE) Am I NOT brilliant MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10 NOTE TO SELF: THE SWEETHEART DANCE IS IN FOUR DAYS ASK BRANDON ASAP Last night I dug around in the garage and found a big box of Briannas old water toys that had been put away back when she was a toddler. Hey, I was desperate But the good news is that I found the cutest little floatingtoy thingy that fit around my waist perfectly. As long as I didnt try to breathe. And packed in the same box was a SUPERold swimsuit that belonged to my grandma when she was a little . I thought I looked pretty cute walking out to the pool for swimming class. Until Chloe gasped, Zoey covered her eyes and everyone else stared. SIERRA THE SEA HORSE AND I GET READY FOR MY FLOATING SKILLS TEST.

MacKenzie just looked me up and down like she had never seen a swimsuit with LEGS. Or Sierra, a hotpink Princess Sugar Plum Baby Sea Horse floating toy with purple hearts on it I mean, WHERE has that been all of her life Under a ROCK Then MacKenzie batted her eyes at me all innocentlike and made a very snarky and insulting comment in front of the entire class. Um, excuse me, Nikki. But the class for Water Babies meets tomorrow at four p.m., NOT today. Of course everyone snickered. I could NOT believe that had the nerve to publicly insinuate that I was a Water Baby Gee thanks, MacKenzie, for the info on the other class I said really sweetly. Now why dont you go and jump into the deep end of the pool, swallow twentyseven gallons of water, and EXPLODE And of course my gym teacher didnt help matters any. She said I couldnt get into the pool with my sea horse because floating toys were NOT allowed. But I didnt see that rule posted on the wall. It only said: WCD POOL RULES 1. NO running 2. NO eating 3. NO horseplay 4. NO peeing in the pool Anyway, I must have had a really big breakfast or something, because when I tried to take it off, that stupid sea horse was STUCK Even Chloe and Zoey couldnt pry it off of me CHLOE AND ZOEY, TRYING TO HELP ME GET OUT OF THAT SEA HORSE And because I could hardly breathe I started having these really WEIRD hallucinations.

I saw myself: In bio class sitting next to Brandon while wearing the sea horse. Going to the Sweetheart Dance wearing the sea horse. Graduating from high school wearing the sea horse. Moving into my college dormitory wearing the sea horse. Getting married wearing the sea horse. And giving birth to my first wearing the sea horse. OMG It was like I was going to be STUCK wearing the sea horse the rest of MY LIFE Thats when I just totally lost it and started SCREAMING hysterically Or due to a lack of oxygen, maybe I was just HALLUCINATING that I was screaming hysterically. I really couldnt tell for sure since I was very confused.