Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cMzX7-0007Bg-Hq for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Fri, 30 Dec 2016 07:55:53 -0800 Received: from [89.163.249.246] (port=59252 helo=goodpharmashop.com) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cMzX2-0007As-OW for lojban@lojban.org; Fri, 30 Dec 2016 07:55:52 -0800 Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2016 09:19:51 -0700 Subject: Your're points will-end this New Year's at midnight (points: 21166365) Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Mime-Version: 1 Message-ID: <3c2c7e55fbfda4353ca10c7b6e541eeed.c2c7e55fbfda4353ca10c7b6e541eeed-16526682_lojban@lojban.org.41> From: CVSCustomer To: Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Spam-Score: 2.9 (++) X-Spam_score: 2.9 X-Spam_score_int: 29 X-Spam_bar: ++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: when we met We Made It To The New Have a wonderful weekend at Walgreens with grea products for everyone. Get yours today (only) This is your CVS-Card Customer-21166365: NewRewards Here Yes, I know My poem is cheesier than two large pizzas. Taylor Swift makes writing mushy songs about your boyfriend look really easy. Anyway, this morning I went to school ten minutes early so I could give Brandon my card before classes started. But it wasnt until second period that I FINALLY spotted him at his locker talking to Theo I didnt have a choice but to go into stalker mode and secretly follow him around, waiting for the perfect moment to give him the card. But that moment NEVER came. Someone was always hanging around or talking to him. I didnt know the guy was so popular. Although I was still pretty traumatised from that pop quiz fiasco yesterday, one thing was very clear. Cornering Brandon in bio class was going to be my ONLY chance at attending the Sweetheart Dance I got to class superearly and just sat there clutching my card, waiting for him to arrive. I was a nervous wreck And having the extra time to think just made me worry about all of the things that could go wrong AFTER he read my poem. I mean, what if Brandon said NO Or laughed at me Or just PUKED OMG I was a sweaty, paranoid WRECK I felt like people were staring at me and whispering about me ME, NERVOUSLY WAITING FOR BRANDON SO I COULD GIVE HIM MY CARD When Brandon finally arrived, I thought I was going to pee my pants. Whats up, Nikki he said, brushing his hair out of his eyes and giving me a crooked smile. I just stared at him. I opened my mouth to say hi, but no words came out. Um are you okay he suddenly asked, looking concerned. You look a little, um frazzled Actually, Brandon I finally blurted out really loud, I just wanted to give— BRAAANDON Wasnt that pop quiz yesterday just AWFUL MacKenzie asked, rudely interrupting me. I thought I failed for sure. But lucky for me I squeaked by with a B+. So, Nikki, what did YOU get on the quiz, hon Then she smiled at me and batted her eyes all innocentlike. I wanted to slap that smile right off her face. But before I could answer, MacKenzie turned her back [...] Content analysis details: (2.9 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was blocked. See http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block for more information. [URIs: goodpharmashop.com] -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record -0.0 SPF_HELO_PASS SPF: HELO matches SPF record 0.7 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts -1.9 BAYES_00 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 0 to 1% [score: 0.0000] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 1.9 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_E8_51_100 Razor2 gives engine 8 confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.5 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_51_100 Razor2 gives confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.9 RAZOR2_CHECK Listed in Razor2 (http://razor.sf.net/) 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS when we met

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Yes, I know My poem is cheesier than two large pizzas. Taylor Swift makes writing mushy songs about your boyfriend look really easy. Anyway, this morning I went to school ten minutes early so I could give Brandon my card before classes started. But it wasnt until second period that I FINALLY spotted him at his locker talking to Theo I didnt have a choice but to go into stalker mode and secretly follow him around, waiting for the perfect moment to give him the card. But that moment NEVER came. Someone was always hanging around or talking to him. I didnt know the guy was so popular. Although I was still pretty traumatised from that pop quiz fiasco yesterday, one thing was very clear. Cornering Brandon in bio class was going to be my ONLY chance at attending the Sweetheart Dance I got to class superearly and just sat there clutching my card, waiting for him to arrive. I was a nervous wreck And having the extra time to think just made me worry about all of the things that could go wrong AFTER he read my poem. I mean, what if Brandon said NO Or laughed at me Or just PUKED OMG I was a sweaty, paranoid WRECK I felt like people were staring at me and whispering about me ME, NERVOUSLY WAITING FOR BRANDON SO I COULD GIVE HIM MY CARD When Brandon finally arrived, I thought I was going to pee my pants. Whats up, Nikki he said, brushing his hair out of his eyes and giving me a crooked smile. I just stared at him. I opened my mouth to say hi, but no words came out. Um are you okay he suddenly asked, looking concerned. You look a little, um frazzled Actually, Brandon I finally blurted out really loud, I just wanted to give— BRAAANDON Wasnt that pop quiz yesterday just AWFUL MacKenzie asked, rudely interrupting me. I thought I failed for sure. But lucky for me I squeaked by with a B+. So, Nikki, what did YOU get on the quiz, hon Then she smiled at me and batted her eyes all innocentlike. I wanted to slap that smile right off her face. But before I could answer, MacKenzie turned her back to me and started gushing to Brandon about how much she was looking forward to seeing all of the great photos hed taken with that new camera shed given him for his birthday. I could NOT believe that was ignoring me right to my face like that. And get this She kept blabbing her big fat mouth right up until our teacher arrived. Which totally RUINED my chance to talk to Brandon BEFORE class. And if MacKenzie had her way, shed HOG all of his attention and totally RUIN my chance to talk to him AFTER class TOO I was sick and tired of her little mind games. So thats when I decided Id just give Brandon my card DURING class Hey, I sat right next to him And MacKenzie couldnt do a thing to stop me. Because our class had performed poorly on our pop quiz yesterday, Ms Kincaid planned to spend the entire hour at the board diagramming the Krebs cycle while we took notes. OMG Her lecture was SO boring I thought my brain was going to melt and ooze out of my ears The citric acid cycle also known as the Krebs cycle is a series of chemical reactions used by all aerobic organisms to generate energy through the oxidisation of acetate derived from carbohydrates, fats and proteins into carbon dioxide. In addition I stared at Brandon for what seemed like FOREVER waiting for him to look in my direction. But he was busy taking notes. Thats when I took my pencil and gently poked his arm. At first he looked slightly startled, then a little confused. I pulled the card out, of my notebook and mouthed the words For YOU He blinked in surprise and then pointed at himself, as if to say For ME I nodded my head. Yes As I watched Ms Kincaid out of the Corner of my eye, I quickly shoved the Card in Brandons direction. However, I think that supercute smile of his must have affected my nervous system and messed up my handeye coordination or something. Because the valentine slid right past him, glided across the floor, and landed centimetres from Ms Kincaids left foot I wanted to jump out of my seat and try to grab it before she saw it. But someone right behind me started to cough. Really loudly. And because it was such an obviously FAKE cough, I guessed that it was MacKenzie. Distracted by the noise, Ms Kincaid turned around. I pretended not to notice the big glittery red valentine lying on the floor right in front of her. But it didnt matter because everyone else in the room was staring at it like it was a fourmetrelong twoheaded flesheating snake. Okay, people. Im up here trying to teach you this stuff And someone has decided to disrupt the class by handing out valentines a day early Everyone snickered. So, who does THIS belong to she asked as she reached down and picked up the card. The room was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Neither Brandon nor I felt morally obligated to offer a confession. He kept HIS mouth shut because if I brought, the card to class, it belonged to ME (not HIM). And I kept MY mouth shut because if Id just given the card away, it technically belonged to HIM (not ME). Unfortunately, my cover was quickly blown. Probably because the back of the card had big letters that said: From Nikki DUH Miss Maxwell, I think this belongs to you Ms Kincaid said, glaring at me. Um, it kind of fell out of my notebook. Accidentally, I muttered. Really So you werent passing notes in class Actually, I wouldnt really call it a note I mumbled. Its more of a card. The class snickered again. Actually, I—I was hoping you wouldnt shave it with the class I stammered. More laughter. OMG I was SO embarrassed. I wanted to dig a really deep hole right in the middle of the floor, crawl into it, and DIE Brandons cheeks were flushed, and he looked really nervous. Ms Kincaid read the card silently, crossed her arms and stared at me. Then, choosing to spare Brandon the massive embarrassment, she turned, marched across the room and tossed my valentine onto her desk. Nikki, please see me after class I could feel everyones eyes on me. MacKenzie, now miraculously cured from her coughing affliction, had this smug little look on her face. Brandon shrugged and mouthed the word Sorry But j just stared blankly straight ahead. I could NOT believe that MacKenzie had totally set me up AGAIN I was so mad I could SPIT And now I was going to get a note sent home to my parents and possibly even an afterschool detention. Finally the bell rang and bio was over. Brandon actually looked kind of upset. Im really sorry about what happened, Nikki Ill just wait for you right outside the door until youre done talking to the teacher, okay Dont worry It was just a stupid card. Ill be fine. Really I said, trying to muster a smile. The last thing you need is a tardy. I guess youre right. I just feel bad since you made that card for me. Suddenly his face brightened. Hey Im going to hang out at Fuzzy Friends after school today. The bakery across the street makes some mean cupcakes Why dont you stop by Itll be my treat Besides, we havent really talked much since my birthday. Yeah, that would be very cool, actually I blushed. But. Im supposed to watch Brianna after school today. Ill text my mom and ask if I— MISS MAXWELL Ms Kincaid interrupted. Whenever youre done chatting, Ill be here WAITING Sorry I said to Brandon, rolling my eyes. Ill see you later. Maybe. Later. Hopefully Brandon smiled and gave me a thumbsup. Then he headed for the door. I shoved all of my stuff into my backpack and slowly walked up to my teachers desk. Um, you wanted to see me I muttered. I was expecting the worst. Nikki, Ive noticed youve been really distracted lately. Yesterday you drew a cartoon on your quiz and today you were disrupting class by giving out valentines instead of taking notes. Is everything okay I shrugged my shoulders. Im okay, I guess. Its just that the Sweetheart Dance is tomorrow. I planned to ask Brandon yesterday, but we had that pop quiz. Then today you confiscated my card before I could give it to him. So things are just cruddy I explained, trying to ignore the large lump in my throat. Suddenly Ms Kincaid smiled and shook her head. When I was your age, I thought Id NEVER survive middle school But I did, and so will YOU. Here she said, handing my valentine back to me. Then she winked at me. Good luck I just stared at her with my mouth open. I was so shocked, I didnt know what to say. Thank you I cant believe you just Thank you I sputtered. Now, Im warning you, Miss Maxwell. No more funny business in my class, or youre going to be doodling crabs AND giving out valentines in DETENTION. I did my Snoopy happy dance all the way to the library. Inside my head My Plan A had failed. But now I had a Plan B


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