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Mma Ramotswe drew back involuntarily. Just an initial consultation, Mma. I dont know if I want to do too much. I am traditionally built, you see, and I am not normally one who bothers too much about these matters of fashion. Mma Soleti considered this for a moment, turning her head slightly as if to assess Mma Ramotswe from a different angle. Really, Mma But being traditionally built is a positive advantage, in my view. You see, if a lady is one of these modern Stick insects, Mma Ramotswe supplied. Mma Soleti burst out laughing. Yes, that is what they are, Mma. Stick insects. Its very difficult to do much with those ladies because well, theres so little of them. But with a traditionally built lady like yourself, its like painting a big walltheres much more room for the artist. She paused. And I do think of myself as an artist, Mma.

Mma Ramotswe found herself warming to this woman. Follog her into the tin building, she saw that there was a plasticcovered couch, rather like those used by doctors to examine their patients, a desk, and a glassfronted cupboard full of bottles and jars. Mma Soleti gestured for her to sit on the edge of the couch. There is no need to lie down, Mma. Not at this stage. I shall be mostly concerned with the face in this consultation. We can deal with the rest of you some other time. Mma Ramotswe perched on the edge of the couch. It was of such a height that her feet barely touched the ground, and one of her shoes, her flat walking shoes that were such a contrast to Mma Makutsis more fashionable footwear, began to slip off. Mma Soleti paid no attention to this. She had picked up a large magnifying glass and had begun to peer closely at her new clients face. It was a disconcerting experience; the beauticians eyes, viewed from the other side of the glass, were large, like the eyes of a fish, Mma Ramotswe thought.

Mmm, said Mma Soleti, adding: Aahh. You have seen something asked Mma Ramotswe. Nothing, said Mma Soleti, moving the focus of her gaze across to the other side of Mma Ramotswes face. I have seen nothing that I didnt think Id see. Mma Ramotswe dered what that meant, and was on the point of enquiring when Mma Soleti said, Oh. Is there anything wrong, Mma There is nothing wrong. This is a very good face, Mma. There can be no arguing about that. This is a good Botswana face. Mma Ramotswe was not sure what to make of that. She frowned, only to provoke an immediate warning from Mma Soleti. Try not to frown, Mma. That makes lines on the face, and if you go on frowning, those lines will be there forever, even when you arent frowning inside. I was just dering about what it meant to say that I have a good Botswana face. It means that you have the best sort of face, said Mma Soleti, finishing her examination. Botswana faces are honest faces. There are some faces that are very different, Im afraid. Those people have faces that are full of anger or anxiety or all those thingsnegative things. I see. Yes, Mma. That is what I meant. She lowered the magnifying glass and sat down opposite Mma Ramotswe. Now, Mma, she continued, we need to talk about your skin. There are some big holes in it. Mma Ramotswe gasped. Holes in my skin Mma Soleti reached out and took her hand. Dont worry, my sister. They are just what we call enlarged pores. They are normal. Most people have some enlarged pores. They let grease out. Very greasy people have many of them; people who are not so greasy do not have so many. Thats a relief, Mma. Yes, said Mma Soleti. You need not worry. Your skin is actually very good. But we can do something to make those enlarged pores go away. There are some cleansers that we can use to get all the impurities out, and then the skin will take care of itself.


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