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THE ART OF CONCENTRATION Friday 19 April 2013 Mmmm The way his face looks when hes on top of me, the stubble on the beautiful jawline, the slight gap in his front teeth, which you can only see from below, those beefy naked shoulders Waking up sleepily in the middle of the night to feel Roxster kissing me very gently, my shoulder, my neck, my cheek, my lips, feeling his hardon pressing against my thigh Oh God, he is so beautiful and such a great kisser, and such a great Mmm, mmm Right, must think about the feminist, pre and antifeminist, themes in Oh God, though It is so delicious, it makes me so happy, like Im in a bubble of happiness Right, must get on 1115 am Suddenly burst out laughing, remembering overblown mid conversation last night Oh, oh, oh, youre so hard Hard because I want you, baby So hard You make me hard, baby Then, for some reason, I got carried away and gasped, You make ME hard What? said Roxster, bursting out laughing We both collapsed in giggles and then we had to start all over again Typically, in his cheerful manner, Roxster seemed unworried by the nits, though we both agreed that in order to have Responsible , we must nitcomb each other first Roxster was so funny, combing my hair, pretending to find and eat the nits, whilst intermittently kissing the back of my neck When it was my turn to nitcomb Roxster, however, did not want to draw attention to my age by putting on reading glasses, so ended up studiously nitcombing his gorgeous thick hair, without being able to see anything at all Fortunately Roxster seemed too keen to get it over with and into the bedroom for him to notice my blindness And was probably fine because of his testosterone But surely it is not normal to be too vain to put on your reading glasses to nitcomb your toy ? 1145 am Right My script You see, Hedda Gabbler is really very relevant to the modern woman because it is about the perils of trying to live through men Why hasnt Roxster texted me yet? Hope it is not because of the insect incident Roxster and I were able, unusually, to have breakfast together today, as Chloe the nanny was taking them to school Chloe, who has been working for me since just after it happened, is like the improved version of me: younger, thinner, taller, nicer, better at looking after the ren, and with an ageappropriate life partner called Graham Nevertheless, consider it better that Roxster does not meet either Chloe or the ren at this stage, so he hides in the bedroom until they have all gone off to school Roxster was just happily tucking into his first bowl of muesli, when he spat his mouthful out onto the table Obviously am used to this sort of thing, though not, admittedly, from Roxster But then he held out the bowl The muesli was jumping with tiny insects, flailing and drowning in the milk Are they nits? I said aghast No, he said darkly, weevils Unfortunately my response was to start giggling Have you any idea what its like to put a spoonful of insects in your mouth? he said I could have died And, more importantly, so could they Then, just as he was tipping the bowl into the correct food recycling bin, he cried, Ants There was a neat line of ants coming from the basement door to the food recycling bin When he tried to move back the curtain to get rid of them, a small cloud of moths fluttered out Aaargh Its like the Nine Plagues of Egypt in here he said And even though he laughed, and gave me a very y kiss in the hall, he did not say anything about impending weekend and I have a feeling something is wrong even if only the combined insult to his three great loves: insects, food and recycling Noon Gaah Is noon already and have not prepared any of my Thoughts 1205 pm Still Roxster has not texted Maybe I should text him? Clearly, in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socioetiquettical system breaks down when an insect plague is involved 1210 pm Right Hedda Gabbler 1215 pm Just texted: 1220 pm Right Excellent Hedda Gabbler Roxster has not replied 1230 pm Roxster has still not replied This is not like Roxster Maybe will check emails Sometimes Roxster switches electronic mediums just to show off Inbox is overrun not only by Ocado, ASOS, Snappy Snaps, Cotswold Holiday Cottages, links to amusing YouTube clips, offers of Mexican viagra, save the dates for Cosmatas BuildABear party, but also rash of parent mass emails over Atticuss missing shoes