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four years after Mark died, which show how I got myself into the current mess 2012 DIARY Thursday 19 April 2012 175lb, alcohol units 4 (nice), calories 2822 (but better eating real food in club than bits of old cheese and fish fingers at home), possibility of having or desire to have ever again 0 She HAS to get , said Talitha firmly, sipping a vodka martini and glancing alarmingly around Shoreditch House for candidates It was one of our semiregular evenings which Talitha, Tom and Jude insist I attend, in an effort to Get Me Out, rather like taking Granny to the seaside She does, said Tom Did I tell you, I got a suite at the Chedi in Chiang Mai for only two hundred quid a night on LateRoomscom There was a Junior Suite for 179 on Expedia but it didnt have a terrace Tom, in later life, has become increasingly obsessed with boutiquehotel holidays and trying to make us tailor our lifestyles to fit in with Gwyneth Paltrows blog Tom, shut up, murmured Jude, looking up from her iPhone, where she was on DatingSingleDoctors This is serious We have to do something Shes become a BornAgain

You dont understand, I said Its a total impossibility I dont want anyone else And anyway, even if I did, which I dont, Im nonviable, completely aual and no one will ever fancy me again, ever, ever, ever I stared at my stomach, bulging under my black top It was true I had become a BornAgain The trouble with the modern world is that you are bombarded with images of and uality all the time the hand on the bum on the billboard, the couples smooching on the beach in the Sandals ad, reallife couples entwined in the park, condoms by the till in the chemist a whole wonderful magical world of , which you no longer belong to and never will again Im not going to fight it, its just part of being a widow and the process of turning into a little old lady, I said melodramatically, hoping they would all immediately insist I was Penelope Cruz or Scarlett Johansson Oh, darling, dont be so bloody ridiculous, said Talitha, summoning the waiter for another cocktail You probably do need to lose a bit of weight, and get some Botox and do something with your hair, but— Botox? I said indignantly Oh God, Jude suddenly burst out This guy isnt a doctor He was on DanceLoverDating Its the same photo Maybe hes a doctor whos also a dance lover and just covering all the bases? I encouraged Jude, shut up, said Tom You are lost in a morass of nebulous cyber presences, most of whom dont exist and who simply turn each other on and off randomly at will Botox can kill you, I said darkly Its botulism It comes from cows So what? Better to die of Botox than die of loneliness because youre so wrinkly

For Gods sake, shut up, Talitha, said Tom Suddenly found self missing Shazzer again and wishing she was here to say, Will everyone ing stop the telling everyone else to shut the up Yes, shut up, Talitha, said Jude Not everyone wants to look like a freak show Darling, said Talitha, putting her hand to her brow, I am NOT a “freak show� Grieving apart, Bridget has lost, or shall we say, mis, her sense of ual self And its our duty to help her relocate it And with a toss of her lush, shining locks Talitha settled back into her chair while the three of us stared at her silently, sucking our cocktails through our straws like fiveyearolds Talitha burst out again, The thing about not looking your age is, its all about altering the “signposts� The body must be forced to reject the fatpositioning of middle age, wrinkles are completely unnecessary and a fine head of swingy shiny healthy hair— Purchased for a pittance from impoverished Indian s, interjected Tom —however obtained and attached, is all one needs to turn back the clock Talitha, said Jude, did I actually just hear you articulate the words “Middle� and “Age�? Anyway, I cant, I said Look This really makes me very sad, said Talitha Women of our age— Your age, muttered Jude —have only got themselves to blame if they brand themselves as unviable by going on and on about how they havent had a date for four years Germaine Greers “Disappearing Woman� must be brutally murdered and buried One needs, for the sake of oneself and ones peers, to create an air of mysterious confidence and allure, rebranding oneself— Like Gwyneth Paltrow, said Tom brightly Gwyneth Paltrow is not “our age� and shes married, said Jude No, I mean I cant shag anyone, I elucidated It wouldnt be fair on the s Theres too much to do, and men are very highmaintenance matters Talitha surveyed me sorrowfully, my customary black loosewaisted trousers and long top swathing the ruins of what was once my figure I mean, Talitha does have some authority to speak, having been married three times and, ever since I first met her, never without some completely besotted man in tow A woman has her needs, Talitha growled dramatically What good is a mother to her poor ren if shes suffering from low selfesteem and ual frustration? If you dont get soon, you will literally close up More importantly, you will shrivel And you will become bitter



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