Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cX94c-0008A0-En for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Fri, 27 Jan 2017 08:08:26 -0800 Received: from [162.254.85.26] (port=56373 helo=dobeautytricks.com) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cX94X-00089C-QJ for lojban@lojban.org; Fri, 27 Jan 2017 08:08:25 -0800 Date: Fri, 27 Jan 2017 09:05:55 -0700 Mime-Version: 1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: Subject: Grandma gone wild in recent photos: Did you see her? To: Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii From: "Roy Neal" X-Spam-Score: 2.9 (++) X-Spam_score: 2.9 X-Spam_score_int: 29 X-Spam_bar: ++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: face accion Audrey, my body is a cauldron of emotions right now When Elgin unveiled Samantha 2 at the TED conference in February, it caused a near riot on the Internet. In less than a year, his is the fourthmostwatched TEDTalk of all time. Bill Gates recently said his favorite project in the whole company is Samantha 2. Last year, Elgin was given a Technical Recognition Award, Microsofts highest honor. The Samantha 2 guys, and Elgin in particular, are like rock stars around here. You go over to Studio West and you can tell by their swagger theyre on Samantha 2. I know Im good at my job, but to be put on Samantha 2 means everyone here knows it, too. Its a giddy feeling. Then theres Elgin Branch himself. His rudeness and arrogance that day on the Connector, it was a slap in the face that still stings. Wait until you hear what happened this morning. I went to HR to get my new key card and office assignment. (In ten years, this is the first time Ive had a window office) I was unpacking my photos, mugs, and snow baby collection when I looked up and saw Elgin Branch across the atrium. He wasnt wearing any shoes, just socks, which I found odd. I caught his eye and waved. He vaguely smiled, then kept walking. I decided to be proactive (one of the three Ps that serve as the interpersonal foundation for Victims Against Victimhood) and initiate our first facetoface meeting in our new roles as manager and admin. Elgin was at his standup desk, his hiking boots in a tangle at his feet. Immediately, I was struck by the number of patent cubes haphazardly piled around the office. (Anytime a developer patents something, he receives a ceremonial cube, a cute thing we do at MS.) My last GM had four. [...] Content analysis details: (2.9 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was blocked. See http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block for more information. [URIs: dobeautytricks.com] -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record -0.0 SPF_HELO_PASS SPF: HELO matches SPF record 0.0 HTML_FONT_LOW_CONTRAST BODY: HTML font color similar or identical to background 0.7 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts -1.9 BAYES_00 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 0 to 1% [score: 0.0000] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 1.9 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_E8_51_100 Razor2 gives engine 8 confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.5 RAZOR2_CF_RANGE_51_100 Razor2 gives confidence level above 50% [cf: 100] 0.9 RAZOR2_CHECK Listed in Razor2 (http://razor.sf.net/) 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS face accion

Audrey, my body is a cauldron of emotions right now When Elgin unveiled Samantha 2 at the TED conference in February, it caused a near riot on the Internet. In less than a year, his is the fourthmostwatched TEDTalk of all time. Bill Gates recently said his favorite project in the whole company is Samantha 2. Last year, Elgin was given a Technical Recognition Award, Microsofts highest honor. The Samantha 2 guys, and Elgin in particular, are like rock stars around here. You go over to Studio West and you can tell by their swagger theyre on Samantha 2. I know Im good at my job, but to be put on Samantha 2 means everyone here knows it, too. Its a giddy feeling. Then theres Elgin Branch himself. His rudeness and arrogance that day on the Connector, it was a slap in the face that still stings. Wait until you hear what happened this morning. I went to HR to get my new key card and office assignment. (In ten years, this is the first time Ive had a window office) I was unpacking my photos, mugs, and snow baby collection when I looked up and saw Elgin Branch across the atrium. He wasnt wearing any shoes, just socks, which I found odd. I caught his eye and waved. He vaguely smiled, then kept walking. I decided to be proactive (one of the three Ps that serve as the interpersonal foundation for Victims Against Victimhood) and initiate our first facetoface meeting in our new roles as manager and admin. Elgin was at his standup desk, his hiking boots in a tangle at his feet. Immediately, I was struck by the number of patent cubes haphazardly piled around the office. (Anytime a developer patents something, he receives a ceremonial cube, a cute thing we do at MS.) My last GM had four.


My 80 Year Old Grandma Looks 40 Now

Its incredible how she looks now

When I first saw her I was laghing a little- not because she looked funny but because I was amazed in how great she looked. She honestly looked younger then my own mother.

Take a look at her photos and I think you will be as amazed as I am

She may have white hair but she has the face of a 40 year old.



On Elgins windowsill alone there were twenty, not to mention those that had fallen on the floor. Is there something I can do for you he said. Good morning. I straightened myself. Im SooLin LeeSegal, the new admin. Nice to meet you. He held out his hand. Weve actually met. I have a son, Lincoln, at Galer Street, in Bees class. Im sorry, he said. Of course. The Dev lead, Pablo, popped his head in. Its a beautiful day, neighbor. (Everyone on the team teases Elgin with Mr. Rogers references. Its a quirk of Elgins, apparently, that as soon as he gets inside, like Mr. Rogers, he removes his shoes. Even on his TEDTalk, which I just rewatched, Elgin is standing there in his socks. In front of Al Gore and Cameron Diaz) Were on for noon, Pablo went on. We have a thirdparty meeting in South Lake Union. How about we turn it into lunch downtown Wild Ginger Great, answered Elgin. Its next to the light rail station. I can go straight to the airport. I had seen on the Samantha 2 calendar that Elgin has an outoftown presentation tomorrow. Pablo turned, and I introduced myself. Hooray he said. Our new admin Man, weve been dying around here without you. How about you join us for lunch You must have heard my stomach growling, I chirped. I have a car. I can drive us downtown. Lets take the 888 Shuttle, Elgin said. Im going to need the WiFi to get some emails out. The 888 Shuttle it is, I said, insulted at the rejection but a little consoled because the 888 Shuttle is for VPs and up, and this will be my first opportunity to ride it. Wild Ginger at noon. Ill make a reservation. So here I am now, dreading the meal on what should be the happiest day of my life. Oh, Audrey, I hope your day is going better than mine.

From: Audrey Griffin To: SooLin LeeSegal Who cares about Elgin Branch I care about you. Im so proud of everything youve overcome since the divorce. Finally, youre getting the recognition you deserve. My day is going dandy. A machine is ripping out all the blackberry vines from Bernadettes hill. It has put me in such soaring spirits that I am able to laugh off an incident at Galer Street that otherwise might have landed me in a snit. Gwen Goodyear grabbed me this morning and asked to speak privately in her office. Who was sitting there in a big leather chair with his back to me Kyle Gwen shut the door and went behind her desk. There was a chair next to Kyle, so I sat down. Gwen opened her drawer. We found something in Kyles locker yesterday. She held up an orange pill bottle. It had my name on itit was the Vicodin prescription I got after Our Lady of Straight Gate tried to plow me over in her car. Whats that doing here I said. Kyle Gwen said. I dont know, said Kyle. Galer Street has a zerotolerance drug policy, Gwen said. But its prescription medicine, I said, still not understanding her point. Kyle, Gwen said. Why was it in your locker Not until this moment, I said. Why is the bottle empty Let Kyle answer this, Audrey. She turned to Kyle. Kyle, why is it empty I dont know, Kyle answered. Im sure it was empty when we got it, I said. You know how understaffed they are over at the UW Medical. They probably forgot to fill it. Are we done yet Maybe you havent heard, but Im hosting a party tomorrow for sixty prospective parents. I got up and left. Now that I write this, Id like to know what Gwen Goodyear was doing in Kyles locker. Dont they have locks on them Isnt that why theyre called lockers * All our lockers have combination locks built into the doors. Its a total drag to turn the little dials back and forth a times whenever you need to get something. Everyone hates it. But Kyle and the juvies figured out a way around it, which is to smash the locks until they break off. Kyles locker door is permanently ajar. Thats what Ms. Goodyear was doing in Kyles locker.







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