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Hither then we resolved to go; and, accordingly, though after a tediouscourse, and very much straitened for provisions, we came within sight ofthe coast very early in the morning; and upon reflection on the pastcircumstances of danger we were in, we resolved to put into a smallriver, which, however, had depth enough of water for us, and to see if wecould, either overland or by the ship's pinnace, come to know what shipswere in any port thereabouts. This happy step was, indeed, ourdeliverance: for though we did not immediately see any European ships inthe bay of Tonquin, yet the next morning there came into the bay twoDutch ships; and a third without any colours spread out, but which webelieved to be a Dutchman, passed by at about two leagues' distance, steering for the coast of China; and in the afternoon went by two Englishships steering the same course; and thus we thought we saw ourselvesbeset with enemies both one way and the other. The place we were in waswild and barbarous, the people thieves by occupation; and though it istrue we had not much to seek of them, and, except getting a fewprovisions, cared not how little we had to do with them, yet it was withmuch difficulty that we kept ourselves from being insulted by themseveral ways. We were in a small river of this country, within a fewleagues of its utmost limits northward; and by our boat we coasted northeast to the point of land which opens the great bay of Tonquin; and itwas in this beating up along the shore that we discovered we weresurrounded with enemies. The people we were among were the mostbarbarous of all the inhabitants of the coast; and among other customsthey have this one: that if any vessel has the misfortune to beshipwrecked upon their coast, they make the men all prisoners or slaves;and it was not long before we found a spice of their kindness this way, on the occasion following. I have observed above that our ship sprung a leak at sea, and that wecould not find it out; and it happened that, as I have said, it wasstopped unexpectedly, on the eve of our being pursued by the Dutch andEnglish ships in the bay of Siam; yet, as we did not find the ship soperfectly tight and sound as we desired, we resolved while we were atthis place to lay her on shore, and clean her bottom, and, if possible, to find out where the leaks were. Accordingly, having lightened theship, and brought all our guns and other movables to one side, we triedto bring her down, that we might come at her bottom; but, on secondthoughts, we did not care to lay her on dry ground, neither could we findout a proper place for it. CHAPTER XIITHE CARPENTER'S WHIMSICAL CONTRIVANCE The inhabitants came wondering down the shore to look at us; and seeingthe ship lie down on one side in such a manner, and heeling in towardsthe shore, and not seeing our men, who were at work on her bottom withstages, and with their boats on the offside, they presently concludedthat the ship was cast away, and lay fast on the ground. On thissupposition they came about us in two or three hours' time with ten ortwelve large boats, having some of them eight, some ten men in a boat, intending, no doubt, to have come on board and plundered the ship, and ifthey found us there, to have carried us away for slaves. When they came up to the ship, and began to row round her, theydiscovered us all hard at work on the outside of the ship's bottom andside, washing, and graving, and stopping, as every seafaring man knowshow. They stood for a while gazing at us, and we, who were a littlesurprised, could not imagine what their design was; but being willing tobe sure, we took this opportunity to get some of us into the ship, andothers to hand down arms and ammunition to those that were at work, todefend themselves with if there should be occasion. And it was no morethan need: for in less than a quarter of an hour's consultation, theyagreed, it seems, that the ship was really a wreck, and that we were allat work endeavouring to save her, or to save our lives by the help of ourboats; and when we handed our arms into the boat, they concluded, by thatact, that we were endeavouring to save some of our goods. Upon this, they took it for granted we all belonged to them, and away they camedirectly upon our men, as if it had been in a lineofbattle. Our men, seeing so many of them, began to be frightened, for we lay butin an ill posture to fight, and cried out to us to know what they shoulddo. I immediately called to the men that worked upon the stages to slipthem down, and get up the side into the ship, and bade those in the boatto row round and come on board. The few who were on board worked withall the strength and hands we had to bring the ship to rights; however, neither the men upon the stages nor those in the boats could do as theywere ordered before the Cochin Chinese were upon them, when two of theirboats boarded our longboat, and began to lay hold of the men as theirprisoners. The first man they laid hold of was an English seaman, a stout, strongfellow, who having a musket in his hand, never offered to fire it, butlaid it down in the boat, like a fool, as I thought; but he understoodhis business better than I could teach him, for he grappled the Pagan, and dragged him by main force out of their boat into ours, where, takinghim by the ears, he beat his head so against the boat's gunnel that thefellow died in his hands. In the meantime, a Dutchman, who stood next, took up the musket, and with the buttend of it so laid about him, thathe knocked down five of them who attempted to enter the boat. But thiswas doing little towards resisting thirty or forty men, who, fearlessbecause ignorant of their danger, began to throw themselves into thelongboat, where we had but five men in all to defend it; but thefollowing accident, which deserved our laughter, gave our men a completevictory. Our carpenter being prepared to grave the outside of the ship, as well asto pay the seams where he had caulked her to stop the leaks, had got twokettles just let down into the boat, one filled with boiling pitch, andthe other with rosin, tallow, and oil, and such stuff as the shipwrightsuse for that work; and the man that attended the carpenter had a greatiron ladle in his hand, with which he supplied the men that were at workwith the hot stuff. Two of the enemy's men entered the boat just wherethis fellow stood in the foresheets; he immediately saluted them with aladle full of the stuff, boiling hot which so burned and scalded them, being halfnaked that they roared out like bulls, and, enraged with thefire, leaped both into the sea. The carpenter saw it, and cried out, Well done, Jack give them some more of it and stepping forwardhimself, takes one of the mops, and dipping it in the pitchpot, he andhis man threw it among them so plentifully that, in short, of all the menin the three boats, there was not one that escaped being scalded in amost frightful manner, and made such a howling and crying that I neverheard a worse noise. I was never better pleased with a victory in my life; not only as it wasa perfect surprise to me, and that our danger was imminent before, but aswe got this victory without any bloodshed, except of that man the seamankilled with his naked hands, and which I was very much concerned at. Although it maybe a just thing, because necessary (for there is nonecessary wickedness in nature), yet I thought it was a sad sort of life, when we must be always obliged to be killing our fellowcreatures topreserve ourselves; and, indeed, I think so still; and I would even nowsuffer a great deal rather than I would take away the life even of theworst person injuring me; and I believe all considering people, who knowthe value of life, would be of my opinion, if they entered seriously intothe consideration of it. All the while this was doing, my partner and I, who managed the rest ofthe men on board, had with great dexterity brought the ship almost torights, and having got the guns into their places again, the gunnercalled to me to bid our boat get out of the way, for he would let flyamong them. I called back again to him, and bid him not offer to fire, for the carpenter would do the work without him; but bid him heat anotherpitchkettle, which our cook, who was on broad, took care of. However, the enemy was so terrified with what they had met with in their firstattack, that they would not come on again; and some of them who werefarthest off, seeing the ship swim, as it were, upright, began, as wesuppose, to see their mistake, and gave over the enterprise, finding itwas not as they expected. Thus we got clear of this merry fight; andhaving got some rice and some roots and bread, with about sixteen hogs, on board two days before, we resolved to stay here no longer, but goforward, whatever came of it; for we made no doubt but we should besurrounded the next day with rogues enough, perhaps more than our pitchkettle would dispose of for us. We therefore got all our things on boardthe same evening, and the next morning were ready to sail: in themeantime, lying at anchor at some distance from the shore, we were not somuch concerned, being now in a fighting posture, as well as in a sailingposture, if any enemy had presented. The next day, having finished ourwork within board, and finding our ship was perfectly healed of all herleaks, we set sail. We would have gone into the bay of Tonquin, for wewanted to inform ourselves of what was to be known concerning the Dutchships that had been there; but we durst not stand in there, because wehad seen several ships go in, as we supposed, but a little before; so wekept on NE. Towards the island of Formosa, as much afraid of being seenby a Dutch or English merchant ship as a Dutch or English merchant shipin the Mediterranean is of an Algerine manofwar. When we were thus got to sea, we kept on NE. , as if we would go to theManillas or the Philippine Islands; and this we did that we might notfall into the way of any of the European ships; and then we steerednorth, till we came to the latitude of 22 degrees 30 seconds, by whichmeans we made the island of Formosa directly, where we came to an anchor, in order to get water and fresh provisions, which the people there, whoare very courteous in their manners, supplied us with willingly, anddealt very fairly and punctually with us in all their agreements andbargains. This is what we did not find among other people, and may beowing to the remains of Christianity which was once planted here by aDutch missionary of Protestants, and it is a testimony of what I haveoften observed, viz. That the Christian religion always civilises thepeople, and reforms their manners, where it is received, whether it workssaving effects upon them or no.