Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cq3up-00019g-5m for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:28:31 -0700 Received: from [64.79.107.168] (port=47717 helo=mail.gongetbeauty.com) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.87) (envelope-from ) id 1cq3uk-00018B-TE for lojban@lojban.org; Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:28:30 -0700 DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha1; c=relaxed/relaxed; s=dkim; d=gongetbeauty.com; h=Date:From:To:Subject:MIME-Version:Content-Type:List-Unsubscribe:Message-ID; i=melissa.valera@gongetbeauty.com; bh=MwWK5gsWVi/6XEV2YXu8yi3cJ78=; b=YGvBPFkfTpF/cSVtkBOW4PT9/MMwXonDMVVoA4OdulfRUDY1eiNwsl2E5SmWjO8hpRwP5NOgrMkE gRwWKCnOjGrhO8KXMqWEHPvajdK+yqCRTSfph6eOOudGtgcUqzTjNDyZwTdU24S6M6Nn8F5OcuOy y3RBppLEFC9pwmihYkE= DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; c=nofws; q=dns; s=dkim; d=gongetbeauty.com; b=mxnRMLoSv2ELrjxxFF/LyJ5s+rfKll4JUpELS+Fad9FIum8HuJ6SoeCgqNPba6cFUNEfpnyWMS68 o9G+benY4oYLAoV4LzQlCgSo3dEgAWBObyquf43Jr9Uwt5VkLxFvEiMJxIq4eLIbhgPKpZXPA+tJ NdG/TS1ZRAzzg3aDME0=; Received: by mail.gongetbeauty.com id hq0tcm0001gt for ; Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:13:13 -0400 (envelope-from ) Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:13:13 -0400 From: "Melissa Valera" To: Subject: America is stunned as Ellen walks off her show crying MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_Part_145_1776249742.1490040923783" X-SMTPAPI: {"category": "20170320-161115-639-502"} List-Unsubscribe: Feedback-ID: 20170320161115639502 Message-ID: <0.0.0.10.1D2A1B66734F65A.336EF0F@mail.gongetbeauty.com> X-Spam-Score: 3.6 (+++) X-Spam_score: 3.6 X-Spam_score_int: 36 X-Spam_bar: +++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: Special Update: Ellen has canceled all her remaining by tell her audience she's finished live on air It all went down like this [...] Content analysis details: (3.6 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was blocked. See http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block for more information. [URIs: head.how] 3.3 RCVD_IN_SBL_CSS RBL: Received via a relay in Spamhaus SBL-CSS [64.79.107.168 listed in zen.spamhaus.org] -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record 0.0 HTML_FONT_LOW_CONTRAST BODY: HTML font color similar or identical to background 0.8 MPART_ALT_DIFF BODY: HTML and text parts are different 0.7 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts -1.9 BAYES_00 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 0 to 1% [score: 0.0000] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 0.0 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars -0.1 DKIM_VALID Message has at least one valid DKIM or DK signature 0.1 DKIM_SIGNED Message has a DKIM or DK signature, not necessarily valid -0.1 DKIM_VALID_AU Message has a valid DKIM or DK signature from author's domain 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS 0.0 MIME_HTML_ONLY_MULTI Multipart message only has text/html MIME parts ------=_Part_145_1776249742.1490040923783 Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable =20 =20 =20 =20
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mounted the hippopotamus and cried: Run, riverhogrunKeo laughed his jolly gukukukuk and ran with the speed of the d. But this time he made straight for the river bank where his own tribe lived, and when he reached it he waded into the river, dived to the bottom and left Gouie floating in the middle of the stream. The black man began swimming toward the right bank, but there he saw Uncle Nep and half the royal tribe waiting to stamp him into the soft mud. So he turned toward the left bank, and there stood the queen mother and Uncle Nikki, redeyed and angry, waiting to tear him with their tusks. Then Gouie uttered loud screams of terror, and, spying the Jolly One, who swam near him, he cried: Save me, Keo Save me, and I will release you from slaveryThat is not enough, laughed Keo. I will serve you all my life screamed Gouie; I will do everything you bid meWill you return to me in a year and a day and become my captive, if I allow you to escape asked Keo. I will I will I will cried Gouie. Swear it by the bones of your grandfather commanded Keo, remembering that black men have no tusks to swear by. And Gouie swore it by the bones of his grandfather. Then Keo swam to the black one, who clambered upon his back again. In this fashion they came to the bank, where Keo told his mother and all the tribe of the bargain he had made with Gouie, who was to return in a year and a day and become his slave. Therefore the black man was permitted to depart in peace, and once more the Jolly One lived with his own
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people and was happy. When a year and a day had passed Keo began watching for the return of Gouie; but he did not come, then or ever afterwards. For the black man had made a bundle of his bracelets and shell necklaces and little gold ornaments and had traveled many miles into another country, where the ancient and royal tribe of hippopotamuses was unknown. And he set up for a great chief, because of his riches, and people bowed down before him. By day he was proud and swaggering. But at night he tumbled and tossed upon his bed and could not sleep. His conscience troubled him. For he had sworn by the bones of his grandfather; and his grandfather had no bones. THE MAGIC BON BONS There lived in Boston a wise and ancient chemist by the name of Dr. Daws, who dabbled somewhat in magic. There also lived in Boston a young lady by the name of Claribel Sudds, who was possessed of much money, little wit and an intense desire to go upon the stage. So Claribel went to Dr. Daws and said: I can neither sing nor dance; I cannot recite verse nor play upon the piano; I am no acrobat nor leaper nor high kicker; yet I wish to go upon the stage. What shall I doAre you willing to pay for such accomplishments asked the wise chemist. Certainly, answered Claribel, jingling her purse. Then come to me tomorrow at two oclock, said he. All that night he practiced what is known asinquired, anxiously; it usually takes a great deal to affect me.My only fear, replied Dr. Daws, is that I have made them too strong. For this is the first time I have ever been called upon to prepare these wonderful confections.Dont worry, said Claribel; the stronger they act the better I shall act myself.She went away, after saying this, but stopping in at a dry goods store to shop, she forgot the precious box in her new interest and left it lying on the ribbon counter. Then little Bessie Bostwick came to the counter to buy a hair ribbon and laid her parcels beside the box. When she went away she gathered up the box with her other bundles and trotted off home with it. Bessie never knew, until after she had hung her coat in the hall closet and counted up her parcels, that she had one too many. Then she opened it and exclaimed: Why, its a box of candy Someone must have mislaid it. But it is too small a matter to worry about; there are only a few pieces. So she dumped the contents of the box into a bonbon dish that stood upon the hall table and picking out the chocolate pieceshe was fond of chocolatesate it daintily while she examined her purchases. These were not many, for Bessie was only twelve years old and was not yet trusted by her, he dived under their bodies, raced all around them and laughed merrily every inch of the way home. Then all the tribe held high jinks and praised the mighty Glinkomok for befriending their queens son. And when the day came for the Jolly One to give himself up to the black man they all kissed him goodby without a single fear for his safety. Keo went away in good spirits, and they could hear his laughing gukukukuk long after he was lost in sight in the jungle. Gouie had counted the days and knew when to expect Keo; but he was astonished at the monstrous size to which his captive had grown, and congratulated himself on the wise bargain he had made. And Keo was so fat that Gouie determined to eat himthat is, all of him he possibly could, and the remainder of the carcass he would trade off to his fellow villagers. So he took a knife and tried to stick it into the hippopotamus, but the skin was so tough the knife was blunted against it. Then he tried other means; but Keo remained unhurt. And now indeed the Jolly One laughed his most gleeful laugh, till all the forest echoed the gukukukukuk And Gouie decided not to kill him, since that was impossible, but to use him for a beast of burden. He mounted upon Keos back and commanded him to march. So Keo trotted briskly through the village, his little eyes tkling with merriment. The other blacks were delighted with Gouies captive, and
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capture, and how he had promised to return to the black man. He must keep his promise, said the creature, in a voice that sounded like a sigh. The mother hippopotamus groaned aloud. But I will prepare him to overcome the black man, and to regain his liberty, continued Glinkomok. Keo laughed. Lift your right paw, commanded Glinkomok. Keo obeyed, and the creature touched it with its long, hairy tongue. Then it held four skinny hands over Keos bowed head and mumbled some words in a language unknown to man or beast or fowl or fish. After this it spoke again in hippopotamese: Your skin has now become so tough that no man can hurt you. Your strength is greater than that of ten elephants. Your foot is so swift that you can distance the d. Your wit is sharper than the bulthorn. Let the man fear, but drive fear from your own breast forever; for of all your race you are the mightiestThen the terrible Glinkomok leaned over, and Keo felt its fiery breath scorch him as it whispered some further instructions in his ear. The next moment it glided back into its cave, followed by the loud thanks of the three hippopotamuses, who slid into the water and immediately began their journey home. The mothers heart was full of joy; Uncle Nep shivered once or twice as he remembered a glimpse he had caught of Glinkomok; but Keo was as jolly as possible, and, not content to swim with his dignifiedchemical sorcery; so that when Claribel Sudds came next day at two oclock he showed her a small box filled with compounds that closely resembled French bonbons. This is a progressive age, said the old man, and I flatter myself your Uncle Daws keeps right along with the procession. Now, one of your oldfashioned sorcerers would have made you some nasty, bitter pills to swallow; but I have consulted your taste and convenience. Here are some magic bonbons. If you eat this one with the lavender color you can dance thereafter as lightly and gracefully as if you had been trained a lifetime. After you consume the pink confection you will sing like a nightingale. Eating the white one will enable you to become the finest elocutionist in the land. The chocolate piece will charm you into playing the piano better than Rubenstein, while after eating you lemonyellow bonbon you can easily kick six feet above your head.How delightful exclaimed Claribel, who was truly enraptured. You are certainly a most clever sorcerer as well as a considerate compounder, and she held out her hand for the box. Ahem said the wise one; a check, please.Oh, yes; to be sure How stupid of me to forget it, she returned. He considerately retained the box in his own hand while she signed a check for a large amount of money, after which he allowed her to hold the box herself. Are you sure you have made them strong enough sheshort tail leisurely from side to side. We have always been obedient to Glinkomok, and shown him great respect, said he. Therefore I fear no danger in facing him. I will go with you.All the others snorted approval, being very glad they were not called upon to go themselves. So the queen and Uncle Nep, with Keo swimming between them, set out upon their journey. They swam up the river all that day and all the next, until they came at sundown to a high, rocky wall, beneath which was the cave where the might Glinkomok dwelt. This fearful creature was part beast, part man, part fowl and part fish. It had lived since the world began. Through years of wisdom it had become part sorcerer, part wizard, part magician and part fairy. Mankind knew it not, but the ancient beasts knew and feared it. The three hippopotamuses paused before the cave, with their front feet upon the bank and their bodies in the water, and called in chorus a greeting to Glinkomok. Instantly thereafter the mouth of the cave darkened and the creature glided silently toward them. The hippopotamuses were afraid to look upon it, and bowed their heads between their legs. We come, O Glinkomok, to implore your mercy and friendly assistance began Uncle Nep; and then he told the story of Keos
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