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Date: Mon, 26 Oct 2020 13:03:06 -0400
From: Ugly.Teeth <ugly.teeth@affairunsure.monster>
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Subject: This is way better than going to the dentist
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 Content preview:  Hey there, it's Lisa! I remember when I was a kid. . . I went
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Hey there, it's Lisa!


I remember when I was a kid. . . 


I went to the dentist every year. . . 


And the orthodontist. . . 


To try and fix my teeth. 


"Try" is the important word there, because. . . 


In the end, after years of work. . . 


Hundreds of dental visits. . . 


And thousands of dollars. . . 


They gave us an ultimatum. 


Either we pay $60,000 for dental surgery. . . 


Or we stop coming in for check-ups, because. . . 


"There was nothing else they could do. "


I don't understand why dentists think families should spend their entire year's salary on fixing their teeth. 


How can it be so incredibly expensive?


We turned down the surgery and saved our money. 


And to this day, I'm so glad we did. 


Because if you're suffering from yellow teeth. . . 


Inflamed, bleeding gums. . . 


Or even advanced tooth decay. . . 


You do not need to shell out thousands of dollars. . . 


Or pay expensive monthly dental insurance premiums. . . 


Just to keep your teeth clean and healthy. 


In fact, you never need to set foot in a dentist office ever again. 


Instead, there's a new home remedy that's taken the world by storm, and. . . 


All you have to do is mix together these dirt-cheap ingredients. . . 
http://www.affairunsure.monster/c7d5j23h95p86lJ11q15J62g43aq18yhscFDrfhscFDrEsvZ7zQ8nnRm6NJ10A_6jLOqHD/embellishing-outstripping

And let them do all the hard work for you. 


This is something completely brand new. . . 


And the dental association isn't happy about it stealing so many of their customers. . . 


So make sure to check it out now. . . 
http://www.affairunsure.monster/c7d5j23h95p86lJ11q15J62g43aq18yhscFDrfhscFDrEsvZ7zQ8nnRm6NJ10A_6jLOqHD/embellishing-outstripping

Before their unions get it taken down for good. 


Stay healthy!

Lisa


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  Hey there, it's Lisa!
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> I remember when I was a kid...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> I went to the dentist every year...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> And the orthodontist...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> To try and fix my teeth.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> &quot;Try&quot; is the important word there, because...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> In the end, after years of work...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Hundreds of dental visits...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> And thousands of dollars...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> They gave us an ultimatum.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Either we pay $60,000 for dental surgery...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Or we stop coming in for check-ups, because...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> &quot;There was nothing else they could do.&quot;
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> I don't understand why dentists think families should spend their entire year's salary on fixing their teeth.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> How can it be so incredibly expensive?
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> We turned down the surgery and saved our money.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> And to this day, I'm so glad we did.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Because if you're suffering from yellow teeth...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Inflamed, bleeding gums...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Or even advanced tooth decay...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> You do not need to shell out thousands of dollars...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Or pay expensive monthly dental insurance premiums...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Just to keep your teeth clean and healthy.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> In fact, you never need to set foot in a dentist office ever again.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Instead, there's a new home remedy that's taken the world by storm, and...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> All you have to do is 
  <a href="http://www.affairunsure.monster/d134s2395zz8q611P1562AF43au18EhscFDrfhscFDrEsvZ7LQ8nnRm7uFJ1z0V6alW@HD/evinces-biophysicist">mix together these dirt-cheap ingredients...</a>
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> And let them do all the hard work for you.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> This is something completely brand new...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> And the dental association isn't happy about it stealing so many of their customers...   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <a href="http://www.affairunsure.monster/d134s2395zz8q611P1562AF43au18EhscFDrfhscFDrEsvZ7LQ8nnRm7uFJ1z0V6alW@HD/evinces-biophysicist">So make sure to check it out now...</a>
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Before their unions get it taken down for good.   <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> Stay healthy!
  <br /> 
  <br /> Lisa
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
  <br /> 
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