Return-path: Envelope-to: lojban-newreal@lojban.org Delivery-date: Tue, 20 Apr 2021 17:02:06 -0700 Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.94) (envelope-from ) id 1lZ0Ji-00EWFO-QR for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Tue, 20 Apr 2021 17:02:06 -0700 Received: from [125.62.84.147] (port=52127 helo=converttwin.cam) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.94) (envelope-from ) id 1lZ0JY-00EWES-G5 for lojban@lojban.org; Tue, 20 Apr 2021 17:02:06 -0700 Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2021 18:57:47 -0500 From: "Squirting School" MIME-Version: 1.0 Precedence: bulk To: Subject: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=E2=80=9CI=20?= =?ISO-8859-1?Q?can=E2=80=99t=20?= =?ISO-8859-1?Q?squirt=E2=80=9D=20?=:( Message-ID: Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Spam-Score: 3.8 (+++) X-Spam_score: 3.8 X-Spam_score_int: 38 X-Spam_bar: +++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: I was talking with this woman at the bar late one night. And frankly, we were having some pretty blunt conversations. “I can’t squirt. No guy has ever made me squirt. Not gonna happen.” Content analysis details: (3.8 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.8 BAYES_50 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 40 to 60% [score: 0.4997] 1.7 URIBL_BLACK Contains an URL listed in the URIBL blacklist [URIs: converttwin.cam] -0.0 SPF_HELO_PASS SPF: HELO matches SPF record -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record 0.0 TVD_INCREASE_SIZE BODY: Advertising for penis enlargement 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 0.1 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts 0.0 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS 0.4 HTML_MIME_NO_HTML_TAG HTML-only message, but there is no HTML tag

 

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I was talking with this woman at the bar late one night. 

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And frankly, we were having some pretty blunt conversations.<= /span>

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“I can’t squirt. No guy has ever made me squirt. Not gon= na happen.”

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“They just didn’t know how” I replied rather confid= ently.

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“And you can?”= She inquired with a raised eyebrow.=

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“Yep, pretty sure.”

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“How many women have you made squirt?”

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“It’d probably be easier to calculate how many women I h= aven’t made squirt.”<= /p>=0D =0D =0D =0D =0D =0D

 

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“Really?”

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Now, she was starting to get turned on. ;)

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“And you think you can do it with me?”

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“I don’t think baby doll, I know.”

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(Girls like confidence in a man.)=

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“Really. Well, then let’s get out of here...”

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And then we went back to her place.

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Now, I can say those things because they&rs= quo;re true.

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And if you’d like them to be true for you, then get over to&he= llip;

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--> = Get the “Squirting School” Masterclass

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Squirting can be learned. Squirting can be replicated.=

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Heck, you can even make her squirt multiple times a night.

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It doesn’t matter the size of your dick, what matters is how a= nd where you touch her.

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--> = Get the “Squirting School” Masterclass

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Get it NOW, before you miss out big time.

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Trust me, your girl’s gonna love you for it.

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--Jeff

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P.S. You have no idea how it feels to make a woman do something she = thought was impossible.

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Being able to make a woman squirt on command gives you god-like powe= rs.

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She’ll adore you. She’ll cherish the memory forever.

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She’ll get other guys to try after you, of course. But she&rsq= uo;ll always come running back to you.

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--> = Get the “Squirting School” Masterclass

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