Return-path: Envelope-to: lojban-newreal@lojban.org Delivery-date: Tue, 01 Jun 2021 01:55:33 -0700 Received: from nobody by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with local (Exim 4.94) (envelope-from ) id 1lo0BR-000iW3-15 for lojban-newreal@lojban.org; Tue, 01 Jun 2021 01:55:33 -0700 Received: from [204.44.122.144] (port=34010 helo=syndromeextort.cam) by stodi.digitalkingdom.org with esmtp (Exim 4.94) (envelope-from ) id 1lo0BK-000iPh-GQ for lojban@lojban.org; Tue, 01 Jun 2021 01:55:32 -0700 Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2021 03:46:48 -0500 From: "Squirting School" MIME-Version: 1.0 Precedence: bulk To: Subject: Once a squirter.... Message-ID: Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Spam-Score: 3.7 (+++) X-Spam_score: 3.7 X-Spam_score_int: 37 X-Spam_bar: +++ X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "stodi.digitalkingdom.org", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see the administrator of that system for details. Content preview: I met this feisty little hottie in this crazy little Irish dive bar one time. We weren’t a fit for each other (it’s ok these things happen, but the intel you’ll read below is priceless.) She was a rather open-minded, sexually evolved person. We had a long, wildly explicit, funny talk about... Content analysis details: (3.7 points, 5.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was blocked. See http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block for more information. [URIs: imgstore.host] 0.8 BAYES_50 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 40 to 60% [score: 0.5000] 0.1 RCVD_IN_SBL RBL: Received via a relay in Spamhaus SBL [204.44.122.144 listed in zen.spamhaus.org] -0.0 SPF_HELO_PASS SPF: HELO matches SPF record -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message 0.1 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts 0.0 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars 0.8 RDNS_NONE Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS 1.5 FROM_FMBLA_NEWDOM From domain was registered in last 7 days 0.4 HTML_MIME_NO_HTML_TAG HTML-only message, but there is no HTML tag

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I met this feisty little ho= ttie in this crazy little Irish dive bar one time.

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We weren’t a fit for = each other (it’s ok these things happen, but the intel you’ll r= ead below is priceless.)

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She was a rather open-minde= d, sexually evolved person. = We had a long, wildly explicit, funny talk about...

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Squirting.

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You see, she met this man.&= nbsp;

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And even though he wasn&rsq= uo;t that= attractive physically, = she found the chemistry= between them to be electric.

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“F*cking magical&rdqu= o; were her words.

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During their first sexually= intimate encounter, <= span style=3D"background-color:#ffffff">she had EIGHT orgasms= . =

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Her body loved him from the= start.

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She was astonished. Speechl= ess.

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Her body was revealing her = ability to have orgasms, and it did things she never expected or experience= d before... including squirting.<= /span>

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And that night, she squirte= d copiously.

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She was a curious one. She = tasted it.

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It was clear, colorless, od= orless and a little sweet. <= /span>

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Yet, as all the experts tel= l us-–definitely not pee.

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Later, this guy, who had pr= ompted her body to experience female ejaculation, became her boyfriend and = helped her explore her sexuality.=

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Including the phenomenon of= squirting orgasms in different ways.

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He taught her not to be ash= amed or embarrassed. Instead, she should be proud.

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Why?

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One of the things he taught= her... did you know the <= span style=3D"font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-sp= ace:pre-wrap">squirting fluids has special mystical significance a= nd powers<= span style=3D"font-style:normal">?

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It’s called the Amrit= a. Of which the Tantric ther= apists and practitioners have known for a long time... <= span style=3D"font-weight:400">Amrita meaning “= divine nectar.”

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Said another way, gushing is = the release of sacred waters.

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This beautiful lady describ= ed the release as a pleasurable experience (although a messy one.)

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And oddly enough, she relat= es the story of her experience to her gynecologist. The doctor offered no e= xplanation about what was happening except to observe that...=

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“Once you become a sq= uirter, you’re always a squirter”.

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Interesting!

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This woman also says she no= w empties her bladder before sex to be sure she’s not urinating.

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It is, she says, “all= about bearing down when the sensation comes instead of clenching up.&rdquo= ;

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Good to know, isn’t i= t?

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And, she adds, a woman need= s to feel safe with her partner and completely relaxed with him.

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Why? Because = this is a process which involves letting g= o and being vulnerable.=0D =0D =0D =0D =0D =0D

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You can learn essential, mu= st-understand things like this in Marcus L= ondon’s Squirting School.

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You see, squirting orgasms = are one of the most intimate= experiences a woman can have.

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She has to be with someone = she trusts.

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And right now, Marcus is acce= pting new students<= /span>.

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It gets better. Because of = my relationship with him, = he’s giving my tribe a special enrollment dea= l.

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Check out Marcus’ Squirting School out here.

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But it’s only availab= le until midnight.

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Jump on this, while it&rsqu= o;s on your mind. Before you know it, it’ll be gone.

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I’d love for my whole= tribe to be able to make a woman squirt.

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