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Hed packed a sleeping bag and a small suitcase with a change of clothes, toiletries, and yes, as requested, an extra pair of underpants. Kyle saw Sierra Russell all alone in a corner near a clump of curtains. It didnt look like her mother had come to the party with her. Sierra, of course, had her nose buried in a book. Kyle shook his head. The was about to spend the night in a building filled with books and she was skipping all the free food and pop so she could read That was just nutty. Haley Daley, wearing a sparkly blouse, was posing for a wall of photographers who wanted to snap her picture. Her mother was at the party, too. While the cameras were focused on Haleys smile, Mrs. Daley wrapped up a couple of chicken kebabs in a napkin and slipped them inside her purse. Now Kyle saw Charles Chiltington. Poor guy must not have read the memo about comfortable clothes. He was still wearing his khakis and blazer, just like his dad. Kyle figured the Chiltington family must own like three hundred pairs of pleated tan pants. Hey, Kyle Akimi waved at him from near a fake shrub curled to look like a Silly Straw. Hey, said Kyle. One last thing, announced Dr. Zinchenko. We, of course, want our winners to have fun tonight. However, I must insist that each of you respect my number one rule: Be gentle. With each other and, most especially, the librarys books and exhibits. Can you do that for me Yes shouted all the winners except Charles Chiltington. He said, Indubitably. Good thing the library has dictionaries, muttered Akimi. Half the time, its the only way to figure out what Chiltingtons saying. Suddenly, all the adults in the ballroom started clapping. Mr. Lemoncello, looking like a beanpole wearing a tailcoat and a tiny birthdayparty firemans hat, strode into the room through a side door. Thank you, thank you, he said, stretching the elastic band to raise his sized hat and tipping it toward the crowd. You are too kind. When he let go of the hat, it snapped back with a sharp THWACK As Dr. Zinchenko informed you, Id like to say a few brief words. Here they are: ???short, ???memorandum, and ???underpants. And let us pause to remember the immortal words of Dr. Seuss: ???The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places youll go. Mr. Lemoncello flourished his arm toward the ballroom doors. Its time to go across the street. Your amazingly spectacular new public library awaits Eager to see what was inside the new library, the twelve essay contest winners quickly gathered behind Dr. Zinchenko. This way, , said the head librarian. Follow me. The crowd cheered as they marched out of the ballroom, all toting their sleeping bags and suitcases. There was more cheering (plus some hooting and hollering) when they reached the hotel lobby and went out the revolving doors into the street. The new public library, with its glistening gold dome, took up half a downtown block, its back butting up against an oldfashioned office tower. The building was a boxy fortress, three stories tall, with stately columns that acted like bookends, because the windowless walls had been painted to resemble a row of giant books lined up on a shelf. Its like a majestic Greek temple, gushed Miguel. And the worlds biggest bookcase, added Sierra Russell, who had finally put away her paperback. Velvet ropes lined a path across Main Street that led to a red carpet leading up a flight of steps to the arched entryway and seriously steel (not to mention round) front door. Kyle had to smile when he saw what was tethered to the railings on either side of the steps: balloons A big bruisermaybe six four, 250 poundsin sunglasses and a black sports coat stood in front of the librarys circular door, which had several large valve wheels like youd see on a submarine hatch. The burly guard wore his hair in long, ropy dreadlocks. Whats with that door asked Haley Daley, who, of course, had pushed her way to the front. It looks like it came from a bank vault or something. It is the door from the old Gold Leaf Banks walkin vault, said Dr. Zinchenko. It weighs twenty tons. Akimi turned around and whispered, My dad designed the support structure for that thing. Check out the hinges. Kyle nodded. He was impressed. Why a vault door asked Kayla Corson. Because, said Dr. Zinchenko, one sleepy Saturday, when Mr. Lemoncello was your age, he was working in the old public library over on Market Street. He was so lost in his thoughts, he did not hear the sirens as police cars raced past the library to the bank, where a burglar alarm had just been activated. This door serves as a reminder to us all: Our thoughts are safe when they are inside a library. Not even a bank robbery can disturb them. Miguel was nodding like crazy. He could relate. It also helps us keep our most valuable treasures secure. There arent any windows, observed Andrew Peckleman. Probably to stop bank robbers from busting in. But shouldnt you people have added windows when you turned it into a library A library doesnt need windows, Andrew. We have books, which are windows into worlds we never even dreamed possible. An open book is an open mind, added Charles Chiltington. Thats what I always say. Dr. Zinchenko pulled out a bright red note card. Before we enter, please listen very carefully. ???Your library cards are the keys to everything you will need, she read. ???The library staff is here to help you find whatever it is you are looking for.