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Sierra Russell wandered into the room. Her nose was buried so deep in her book she didnt even notice Mr. So, were a team Sure. Great, said Akimi. I nominate you to be our captain. All in favor raise their hands. Kyle and Akimi both raised their hands. Its unanimous, said Akimi. Okay. Lets go ask that antique librarian a question. What We both get to ask one question, right Right. Okay, heres mine: ???Hey, ladyhow do we get out of here And you think shell tell you No. Not really. So, whats your plan Well, I was thinking Suddenly, Yasmeen shouted, I win The rest of them stopped whatever they were doing. Its just like last night when Kyle found dessert in the most obvious place. To get out of the library, all we have to do is use one of the fire exits. Duh. She headed toward a hallway between the Book Nook Caf?? and Community Meeting Room A. Kyle stood up. Um, Yasmeen I think maybe you missed some of what Charles Chiltington dashed into the room and shouted, Youre not going to win, Yasmeen. Not unless you beat me to that fire exit He bolted toward the corridor. Yasmeen bolted toward it, too. You guys said Kyle. Kyle could see a red Exit light glowing at the far end of the hallway Charles and Yasmeen were sprinting down. Charles stumbled and fell. Yasmeen kept running. Harder. Faster. She slammed into the exit bar on the metal door. Alarms sounded. Flashing red lights swirled. Somewhere, a tiger roared. Mr. Lemoncellos voice rang out of the overhead speakers. Sorry, Yasmeen. Thats where your sidewalk ends. You broke the rules. You are out of the game. Your library card will be placed in the discard bowl and you will be going home. As the fire exit door slowly swung shut and Yasmeen disappeared into the bright sunshine outside the library, Kyle checked out Charles Chiltington, who wouldve been sent home if he hadnt stumbled and had reached the exit first. The guy was smirking.

exit. But he ran down the hall to fool her into thinking she was doing the right thing. Oh, yeah. Chiltington was definitely in it to win it. No matter who he had to trample. Whistling casually, Charles strolled back to the lobby. Whats Chiltington doing out in the entrance hall said Akimi. They told us the way out isnt the way in. Before Kyle could answer, Andrew Peckleman started shouting at Miguel, who had wandered over to Pecklemans table. Get away Youre trying to steal my idea No, man, said Miguel. I just happened to see your screen and I dont think that particular periodical You know what, Miguel I dont really care what you think This isnt school. This is the public library and youre not the boss in here, so just leave me alone Miguel tossed up his hands. No problem, bro. I was just trying to help. Ha You mean help me lose. Andrew stormed up the closest spiral staircase to the second floor and the Dewey decimal rooms. Miguel, looking sort of sad, headed up a separate spiral staircase. Bridgette Wadge trailed after them. Want to follow those guys like Bridgette did whispered Akimi. Ill take Peckleman, you take Miguel. No thanks, said Kyle, looking up at the domed ceiling. Im much more interested in the windows up there. Three stories above the rotunda floor, just below the Wonder Dome, there was a series of ten arched windows set between the recessed statue nooks. The windows acted like skylights at the base of the dome, allowing sunshine to flood into the room below. Do you think those windows open asked Akimi. Maybe. Maybe not. But Ive never let a closed or locked window stand between me and winning a game. Just ask my dad. What
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That was when it hit Kyle: Chiltington had faked Yasmeen out. He knew she couldnt win by going out a fire Never mind. Come on. Kyle trotted over to the cushy chair where Sierra Russell was peacefully reading her book. Um, excuse me, hate to interrupt Sierra raised her head. She had a very dreamy look in her eyes. I need a book. Really said Sierra. What kind Like the one you found. Up there. He gestured to the curving bookcases climbing up the back half of the rotunda. Fiction, said Sierra. Right, said Kyle. Love me some fiction. Well, what sort of story do you like Something way up high, said Kyle. The higher the better. Really Yep. Well, thats an interesting way to put together a reading list, basing it on bookcase elevation. Id like something on the top shelf. Maybe right under the hologram statue of that guy hanging out with the Cat in the Hat. Thats Dr. Seuss, said Sierra. He wrote The Cat in the Hat. Sweet, said Kyle. But I just like how close he is to that window. Oh, Mrs. Tobin Akimi called out. I need to use my Librarian Consultation. You sure about this said Kyle. Thats the beauty of being a team. After we burn through mine, well still have yours. The hologram librarian appeared and advised Akimi that Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain was the book located right underneath the holographic image of Dr. Seuss and the Cat in the Hat. After Mrs. Tobin vanished, Kyle and Akimi used their desktop computer to find the call number for Huckleberry Finn. Kyle grabbed a pen and scribbled it down on his palm. Are you going to do what I think youre going to do said Akimi. Yep. Im going to float up there, hoist myself into that nook where the hologram is, reach over to the window, push it open, and stick out my hand. Technically, I will have found my way out of the library. Nothing in the rules said anything about how far outside we had to go to win. You could fall. I dont think so. Im wiry, like a monkey. Seriously, Kyle. It isnt worth it. Um, yes it is. Did I mention I want to win You should improvise a safety harness, suggested Sierra Russell. Huh Well, in this adventure book I read once, the hero was in a very similar predicament. So he removed the curled handset wires from several telephones, bundled them together, and made a safety rope. Ten minutes later, Kyle, Akimi, and Sierra had stripped the sproingy wires off a couple of telephone handsets. Kyle looped the cables around his waist and tied the other end to the handrail of the hover ladder. When fully extended, the safety rope would stretch out to a little more than twenty feet. It should work. Be careful up there, said Akimi. Yes, said Sierra, who wasnt reading her book anymore. Apparently, watching a real live person risk his real live life by doing something really, really scary was one thing more exciting than reading. Kyle locked his feet into the hover ladders ski boot brackets. Here we go. Serious adrenaline raced through his body as he tapped the call number for Huckleberry Finn into the hover ladders book locator keypad. When you open the window, said Akimi, just shout, ???I found the way out and we win. Right, said Kyle. All three of us.