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He Pleasured Me So Good Last Night

His pants came off and he was already fully-hard and ready to go
After drinking this he turned into a new man

We have been togeather for over 20 years and lets face it, our love life is a little dull. Last night he took this and turned into a beast. Im telling you we both experienced pleasure like never before.

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After practiced, I noticed Chloe and Marcus, and Zoey and Theo, were actually FLIRTING with each other Thats when it occurred to me that they BOTH made really CUTE couples The best part was that Marcus and Theo seemed to REALLY like Chloe and Zoey. Unlike those two slimy CCP guys Jason and Ryan. It was quite obvious that they only hung around my BFFs to do MacKenzies EVIL bidding. They had successfully manipulated Chloe and Zoey the past. But I am NOT about to let it happen AGAIN I dont know what that witch Mackenzie is cooking up in her cauldron. But shed better hold on to her pointy little hat if she comes rolling up on me again WHY Because Im so SICK of her and her two evil little flying monkeys, Jason and Ryan. MACKENZIE AND HER EVIL FLYING MONKEYS, JASON AND RYAN Thats when the most FABULOUS idea popped into my head. Chloe and Zoey would absolutely DIE if I surprised them with tickets to the Sweetheart Dance And they TOTALLY deserve it too. They are FOREVER rescuing MY butt from one disaster or another. Even though Im not going to the dance, theres no reason why THEY cant go And Theo and Marcus would be the perfect dates for them SQUEEE Am I not BRILLIANT After I got home, I texted them both and told them I had a GINORMOUS surprise for them. Of course they begged me to tell them what it is. But I told them Im going to give it to them tomorrow during fifth period since we all work together in the library as shelving assistants. Chloe and Zoey are SUPERlucky to have ME as a BFF I STILL cant get Brandons sad, slightly puzzled puppydog face out of my head. Since hes been acting genuinely sorry about the whole Crazy Burger thing, just MAYBE Ill consider buying tickets for US, too P.S. Assuming, of course, hes NOT already going with MacKenzie THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6 I was so excited about my BIG surprise for Chloe and Zoey that I could barely eat breakfast. Thank goodness I had just enough money for six tickets saved up from babysitting Brianna and my allowance. I begged my mom to drop me off at school ten minutes earlier than usual so I could buy the Sweetheart Dance tickets before Chloe and Zoey arrived. As I rushed down the hall, I passed a bunch of s who had obviously just purchased their tickets. Several s kissed their tickets, while others just stared and giggled hysterically. One twirled in circles and another jumped for joy. OMG It was like being in the hallway of a mental institution or something But the good news was, it looked like tickets were STILL available Woohoo However, this is what happened when I tried to buy mine I couldnt believe my ROTTEN luck No more tickets are available Are you SURE I asked desperately. Since were having a special catered dinner for the dance, we had to turn in a figure for the number of students attending one week before the event. Unfortunately, our adviser placed the telephone call with the final headcount five minutes ago. So we cant sell any more tickets. Sorry said Brittany, the cheerleading captain, as she pulled their poster off the wall. Just GREAT I muttered. Then I turned around and rushed straight down the hall to the nearest s bathroom. I locked myself in a stall and waited until the bathroom was completely empty. Then, in a very CALM and MATURE manner, I did what any normal would do in my exact same situation I had a really good SCREAM Which, for some strange reason, always makes me feel a lot better But now I had a whole NEW problem. Chloe and Zoey were expecting this HUGE surprise. And NOW I didnt have anything to give them Which meant they were going to be SUPERdisappointed. How CRUDDY would THAT be I dug through my locker, trying to find something to give them. A mouldy peanut butter sandwich My favourite notfromthemall old hoodie An opened pack of tissues A halfused tube of lip gloss My situation was hopeless Maybe I could give them something really unusual. For me, anyway. Something that would require honesty, integrity and maturity. Like maybe the TRUTH Im really sorry, Chloe and Zoey, but as a surprise, I tried to buy tickets to the Sweetheart Dance for you both, but they were sold out NO WAY Unfortunately, honesty, integrity and maturity are NOT my strong points. So instead, I decided to just fake it by giving them some junk from my locker Of course, they both thought I was nuts. They looked at me, and then at their ‘surprise, and then at each other, and then back at me, and then at their ‘surprise again, and then at each other. Finally Zoey forced a smile and said, Nikki Um, thanks. You shouldnt have But Chloe was NOT having it. Yeah, Nikki. Shes right You really SHOULDNT have Youre kidding, right Please tell me this isnt the big surprise you were telling us abo— Thats when Zoey gave Chloe a swift kick in the shin to shut her up. We totally love our gifts Right, Chloe Zoey said, glaring at Chloe through a fake smile. Ill love them if it will keep you from KICKING me again Chloe grumbled under her breath, still rubbing her shin. I plastered a fake smile across my face. Um, youre both welcome ENJOY And YES I was a total loser for tricking my friends like that. And now Im feeling REALLY guilty. I cant believe I actually gave my BFFs slightly used TISSUE pack and LIP GLOSS I mean, WHO does THAT Im such a TOTAL LOSER I wouldnt even want to be FRIENDS with MYSELF Unfortunately, my day didnt get any better. Once I got home, there was even more bad news waiting for me. Trevor Chase had called and said he needed to reschedule for next month. Hes in the process of producing a television special for Lady Gaga and was going to be in New York City for another three weeks. So now my band and I WONT be meeting with him on Saturday to discuss recording our original song. My exciting career as a filthyrich, worldfamous POP STAR was over before it had even gotten started. Thats showbiz FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7 I was a little worried when I saw a note from Chloe and Zoey on my locker this morning After giving them those crazy gifts yesterday, I figured they had decided that I was WAY too FLAKY to be their friend. They were probably mad at me and demanding both an explanation and an apology for my bizarre behaviour yesterday. And I didnt blame them one bit. I was still mad at MYSELF for what I did. When I got to the janitors closet, Chloe and Zoey were already there. But instead of being angry, they were SUPERexcited about something. Guess what, Nikki Zoey and I decided to do something really fun. Its kind of a surprise Chloe said, giving me jazz hands. Yeah, and we waited so long that we almost missed out Zoey giggled. After the tacky surprise I gave you two, Im almost afraid to see it I said, very relieved that they were not going to ditch me as a friend. Okay, now close your eyes Chloe said. And then they both shouted When I opened my eyes, I was half expecting them to dump a bucket of water on me as a prank to repay me for those tacky gifts. Then I noticed they were holding something in their hands

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TICKETS TO THE SWEETHEART DANCE My mouth dropped open. OMG Chloe Zoey You guys have tickets to the dance You BOTH decided to go Im SOOO happy for you I gushed. Yesterday I tried to buy six tickets for us too. But they were sold out That was actually going to be my REAL surprise However, deep down I felt a little sad, because I really wanted all of us to go to the dance together. Our romantic dream of going on a triple date would have FINALLY come true But it wasnt like I was jealous of them or anything. I mean, how juvenile would THAT be Wow YOU actually tried to buy tickets for US Zoey exclaimed. Well, Nikki OMG I was SO shocked and surprised when they both handed me my very own tickets to the Sweetheart Dance. Chloe had already asked Marcus and he said YES And Zoey had already asked Theo and he said YES So now I just have to get up enough nerve to ask Brandon And PRAY he hasnt ALREADY agreed to go with MacKenzie. I have to admit, Ive been giving him a hard time. And every time hes tried to explain what happened or apologise, Ive pretty much shot him down. But its mostly because Im really frustrated that things arent working out the way I had hoped they would. So on Monday I plan to make the extra effort to try and patch things up between us. The Sweetheart Dance is going to be AWESOME And Chloe and Zoey are the best friends EVER SQUEEEEEE I had just got home from school when I got another text message from Brandon FROM BRANDON: Busy at Fuzzy Friends bathing a smelly, longhaired dog and thought about you . 4:57 p.m. Okay, Im really happy that Brandon was thinking about me and all. But do I really remind him of a smelly, longhaired dog FROM NIKKI: Hi Brandon. Thanks I think 4:59 p.m. GRRRRRR OMG Did I just growl like a DOG I have to admit, Brandon always seems to be superbusy lately. If its not Fuzzy Friends, its the newspaper or some big photography project. Its like he doesnt have time for me anymore. I grabbed my backpack and pulled out that magazine article, How to Know if a Guy Is Just NOT Into You And as I had suspected 3. Suddenly hes always too busy to spend any time with you. It was another match I crossed #3 off of the list. NOT good Okay, now Im starting to worry that our relationship is DOOMED SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8 The last thing I wanted to do was take Brianna to the Kandy Kingdom playland at the mall. But Mom had invited some ladies over for her book club and asked a certain someone to take Brianna out so she wouldnt wreak havoc at home. This someone agreed to do it, but his secret plan was to hang out with friends at the bowling alley and dump Brianna at the mall with her poor, unsuspecting older sister. Of course, I totally lost it and yelled, DAD, THAT WAS A REALLY JERKY THING TO DO TO ME YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED But I just said it inside my head, so no one else heard it but me. I sat on a bench in front of Kandy Kingdom and tried to write in my diary. I watched Brianna slide down from the castle tower, jump into the moat filled with balls and bounce in the royal dungeon until my eyes glazed over. OMG I was SO bored I wanted to grab one of the giant plastic lollipops and knock myself unconscious to put an end to my suffering To make matters worse, the place was decorated with zillions of HEARTS Which, unfortunately, reminded me that the Sweetheart Dance was ONLY a week away and I STILL needed to get up the courage to ask Brandon to go. JUST GREAT I was about to go and grab that giant lollipop, when I saw our neighbor lady, Mrs Wallabanger. Hello, Nikki, dear she said cheerfully. What a pleasant surprise to see you here How are your parents Hi, Mrs Wallabanger. BOTH of my parents are doing fine. How about YOU Mrs Wallabangers smile quickly faded. You say they BOTH have the FLU Goodness gracious She shook her head in pity. I hear theres a nasty bug going around right now. In spite of her hearing aid, Mrs Wallabanger was still VERY hard of hearing. She usually misunderstood about 90% of everything I said. So most of the time I just went along with whatever she said and didnt try to correct her. Although shes a bit eccentric and very feisty, shes basically a nice person. Well, you tell your mother Im going to bring over some of my famous chicken soup, all right, dear Uh okay, I answered awkwardly. Oh And before I forget, I want to introduce you and Brianna to my grandson, she said. Thats when I noticed the cutest little boy standing behind her. He was about the same age as Brianna. He saw me looking at him and bashfully hid his face MRS WALLABANGER, INTRODUCING ME TO HER GRANDSON Brianna I motioned for her to join us. Come say hello to Mrs Wallabangers grandson. What grandson she asked, looking around. Is he invisible s, I want you to meet Oliver, Mrs Wallabanger said. Dont be shy, Oliver. Nikki and Brianna wont bite. I grabbed Brianna firmly by her shoulders. I dont bite. But with her, you can never be too careful. Oliver saw Brianna and came out of hiding. Hi there, Mrs Wallabangers grandson Brianna said excitedly. She gave him a toothy grin and held out her hand to shake his. But he just looked at her and stared at her hand in amazement. Suddenly he pulled something out of his pocket and placed it over his hand. It was a tattered gym sock. It had several small holes and was covered with dirt stains. An oversized pair of googly eyes had been sewn onto the sock, and a large button nose was dangling by a loose thread. Im Oliver, and my friend Mr Buttons thinks your hand smells like Cheetos, he said, holding up his sock puppet. Thats cause Miss Penelope and me had some for lunch, she replied, and licked sticky orange dust from her fingers. Mmm cheesy Wanna taste She shoved her slobbery hand in Olivers face. GROSS He wrinkled his nose and pushed her hand away. S GOT COOTIES Well, you have way more cooties than me, you BIG MEANIE Brianna yelled back. Mrs Wallabanger looked totally confused. Now, whats all of this talk about SCOUT COOKIES and BEANSNWEENIES Um, actually, Oliver and Brianna were just having a, um, friendly little discussion about their favourite foods, I lied. Well, Nikki, dear, could I ask you to do me a big favour Id like to make a quick stop by RadioShack to see if they have some hearingaid batteries. I like to keep a few extra on hand because without them I cant hear a thing. Would you mind watching Oliver until I return Sure, I answered. Just take your time. Brianna and Oliver can get to know each other better. Thank you. Youre such a sweetheart She smiled and pinched my cheek. Ill be back in two shakes of a lambs tail. Brianna, be nice to Oliver, okay I said. Why dont you two go play together I dont wanna play with that weirdo she shouted. Look He has a puppet on his hand Besides, Miss Penelopes my best friend, and I only play with HER