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  • 5. Hes spending way too much time with another . I sighed and blinked back my tears. I felt so STUPID Brandon was NOT interested in me at all. And according to the EXPERTS, hed done all FIVE of the things on the magazine checklist Id carefully documented each and every one I had to stop fooling myself. Brandon and MacKenzie were an item and were probably going to the dance together. And even if they werent, there was still NO WAY I could ask Brandon to the dance after receiving those last two texts How could he be really good friends with MacKenzie when she treated ME so badly And WHY would he want to be friends with her She was a mean, spoiled, manipulative, vain DRAMA QUEEN And those were her BEST qualities Tomorrow Ill break the news to Chloe and Zoey that I wont be going to the dance with them. I know theyre going to be disappointed and all, but this whole Brandon thing is NOT working out. I just hope theyll understand. Its really sad losing a good friend like Brandon to MacKenzie. And the last thing I want is to lose my BFFs, too. Then Id be all alone at this school again. I sighed deeply and slammed my locker door shut just as MacKenzie and Jessica brushed past me, giggling. OMG Jess MacKenzie gushed. Guess who just texted me She showed her phone to Jessica. Then they both squealed in excitement like two baby pigs or something. I didnt want to fight with MacKenzie. I didnt want to go to the dance with Brandon. I didnt want to disappoint my BFFs. All I REALLY wanted to do was rush home and have a really good CRY But first I had to stop by the s bathroom. Only, it wasnt for the most obvious reason. I sniffed and wiped away a tear that had trickled down my cheek. Then I ripped Brandons valentine into tiny pieces and flushed it down the toilet FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14 I had pretty much accepted the fact that I WASNT going to the Sweetheart Dance. But I still felt disappointed, hurt and just plain miserable. I must have been pretty traumatised by the whole thing, because I had the most horrible nightmare It was the night of the Sweetheart Dance, and I was at home putting dishes in the dishwasher and feeling kind of depressed about my life. Suddenly my fairy godmother appeared and waved her magic wand. She turned my heart pjs into a beautiful evening gown and my bunny slippers into glass slippers. Then she waved her wand again and turned Briannas Princess Sugar Plum Magical Flying Car (with real working headlights) into a lifesize limo and Briannas Baby Unicorn into a chauffeur. OMG It was like I was Cinderella or someone And when I arrived at the Sweetheart Dance, Brandon was dressed like a prince and standing there waiting for me. We danced the night away and had a wonderful time together. It was SO romantic Then, at the stroke of midnight, MacKenzie was drowned Sweetheart Princess and my fairy tale turned into a horror story. My gown and glass slippers turned back into my pjs and bunny slippers. And my limo and chauffeur turned back into the Princess Sugar Plum Magical Flying Car (with real working headlights) and Baby Unicorn. OMG I was SO embarrassed to be at the school dance in my pajamas with Briannas toys. Everyone was laughing at me. Even Brandon, Chloe and Zoey But this was the really scary part. Suddenly MacKenzie turned into this huge monster with pointy teeth, and she started growling and chasing me around the dance. I barely escaped by galloping away on Baby Unicorn It was probably the WORST nightmare Id ever had in my entire life. I woke up in a cold sweat. But this is the crazy part Even though I was wide awake and staring at the ceiling, I could still hear MacKenzie (or something) growling. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And it seemed to be coming from outside. I rushed to my bedroom window and cautiously peeked out, half expecting to see a glammedup monster in a tiara terrorising the neighbourhood. OMG I couldnt believe my eyes IT WAS A TOTAL BLIZZARD OUTSIDE Overnight, wed had a whopping tweny centimeters of snow And the growling sound Id dreamed about was actually Dads snowblower. ALL of the schools in the area were closed, including WCD Middle School. Thats when it hit me . OMG Our Sweetheart Dance was probably cancelled as well I felt so sorry for my BFFs and all of the other s at school. Im sure they were SUPERdisappointed I usually enjoy when school is cancelled due to snow. But today I just felt kind of numb. So as a special treat to try and cheer myself up, I decided to make HOMEMADE DOUBLECHOCOLATE FUDGE Luckily, I was able to cover up Briannas handprints by sprinkling those cute little Valentine heart sweets over the top of the fudge. BTW, I called Chloe and Zoey to get an update on the Sweetheart Dance. They had good news and bad news The bad news was that the dance had in fact been cancelled due to the snowstorm. However, the good news was that its rescheduled for Friday, February 28. Of course, they were disappointed since they were all geared up to go to the dance TONIGHT But I reminded them that the new date is ONLY two weeks away I was a little shocked to receive a goofy text from Brandon: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Sitting here eating your box of chocolates and thinking of you In spite of the blizzard outside, the Category I hurricane inside (also known as Brianna) and my very dark and stormy love life, I actually managed to survive Valentines Day I just wish I had some magical glue that could fix all of the broken hearts in the world SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15 Today I agreed to watch Mrs Wallabangers adorable little grandson Oliver for a douple of hours while she played bingo at the senior centre. Okay I admit I was wrong I should NOT have teased Brianna about having a crush on Oliver last week. And I dont blame her for STILL being a little mad at me about that silly KISSING poem. But I never imagined shed go hide in a closet and refuse to play with him. Especially after they got along so well when they played together at Kandy Kingdom in the mall. Trying to coax Brianna out of the closet was a major headache. Come on, Brianna Why dont you come out and play with Oliver Itll be fun Oliver smiled and nodded his head. Brianna, do you wanna play Princess Sugar Plum Monster Truck Finally Brianna slowly opened the closet door and peeked out. BRIANNA, PEEKING OUT THE CLOSET I couldnt believe Brianna was acting like such a little drama queen She knew good and well that if Oliver wasnt visiting, Id snatch her butt out of that closet so fast shed have a permanent wedgie. Brianna rolled her eyes at me and finally stomped angrily out of the closet. That little brat didnt appreciate the fact that Id spent fifteen minutes setting up the family room with assorted toys, games and stuffed animals Id even managed to find some dinosaurs, astronauts and wild animals for Oliver, thanks to Princess Sugar Plums Journey to Dino Island, BlastOff Voyage to Mars and Swinging Safari Adventure. But in spite of a room full of toys, Brianna and Oliver just sat there staring at each other like strangers. Hey, Oliver Look at this cool T. rex I said enthusiastically. ROAR ROAR And, Brianna, why dont you show Oliver your Princess Sugar Plum spaceship with reallife blastoff sound effects ZOOOOOOM No way Brianna grumped. have COOTIES Oliver looked sad and sighed. Poor kid I felt really sorry for him. Then Brianna got really personal and started dissing MY babysitting skills. Nikki As a babysitter, you STINK If Miss Penelope was watching us, wed have lots of fun Fine I said. Then let HER do it Shell see how hard it is to watch a little brat like you. Fine Brianna yelled at me. Youre FIRED Thats when Brianna brought out Miss Penelope. A smile spread across Olivers face as he quickly pulled his tattered Mr Buttons sock puppet from his pocket. Within seconds Miss Penelope was showing Mr Buttons Briannas Princess Sugar Plum spaceship. Im an astronaut, and Ive been all over the galaxy Wanna see my moon dust Mr. Buttons asked. You actually have REAL moon dust Miss Penelope exclaimed. Oliver Mr Buttons reached into Olivers pocket and dumped a small pile of sand and rocks on the floor MR BUTTONS SHOWS OFF HIS MOON DUST COOL Miss Penelope gushed in amazement. I couldnt believe my eyes Soon Miss Penelope and Mr Buttons were having so much fun laughing, playing, and running around that Brianna and Oliver joined in too. The two four of them took a trip to Mars and had a conversation in an alien language. Then they hunted for the tooth fairy in the jungle while riding on dinosaurs. Since Miss Penelope had both of the munchkins under control (Brianna was right, she WAS a pretty good sitter), I decided to chillax by having a snack and writing in my diary.
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