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Light flashed all around.

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The tunnel was lit brightly. It was in= fact, not a tunnel, at least that is not it was called. It was a light-way= , a pathway of light. Everything else outside was dark.

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Back home, it was the opposite. It was= dark inside the tunnels and everything around was light. At least, that is= how it worked during the day. On Earth. But this, this place was space. An= d the light-way was a new-age name for a wormhole. Cause wormholes didn't s= it well with the ones who traveled through them. You simply cannot enjoy tr= aveling through something that is known through a combination of ?worm and = a hole.?

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Not that humans could ever travel thro= ugh the light-ways or even through space for that matter. They could only f= antasize about moving through the darkness of the beyond. Despite their ill= usion, they managed to figure out reality though. They figured out everythi= ng before the last humans perished.

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And in between figuring out the proces= s, they also managed to create the guys who could travel through space ? th= e humanoids ? highly evolved Artificial Intelligence.

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Of course, humans could not traverse s= pace. They were not designed to traverse space. Or breakthrough the time-sp= ace continuum either. Neither could they sit in designer space ships drinki= ng wine as their vehicle moved through the galaxy in search of other galaxi= es. Besides all the logical issues, space was not as adventurous as it was = crafted out to be. Simply because there were no other planets where alien l= ife thrived well enough to make contact with humans.

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What humans did upon this profound rea= lization was, develop artificial intelligence that would save the last of e= very species on earth, including humans themselves, and travel them through= space, and well, down through the black hole. It is right around here that= we insert a bloody hell! moment.

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It was the discovery of ancient scroll= s, and a definitive series of adventurous events on Earth itself that led t= o this moment.

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In the beginning, the humans continued= to remain in denial mode. They refused to accept the fact that they could = hop from one planet to another, displaying their skills at colonizing?err..= dead planets. It was hard to accept that all they had was Earth, and she = was their final destination.

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Well, most of humanity shrugged their shoulders and went back to= work, trying to make home beautiful again, and livable for as long as poss= ible. It was the scientist crew that had been working for centuries on real= estate prospects in space that was left high and dry.  =20

During this time, humans had raised the most intelligent generat= ions. There were geniuses all over the place and everyone was pretty proud = of their creations, until it dawned upon someone that it is usually the fin= al generations that are the most intelligent. Albeit in a bid to save thems= elves.

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It was one of these last generations that created the final AI.<= /a>

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Let us not forget the ancient scrolls. What had earlier been poo= h-poohed as silly, religious myth turned out to be world-saving information= Once someone got the hang of it, the entire world began to religiously de= code the scrolls. And guess what, there was another Earth out there and the= entire world had to get there before this Earth died away. The only proble= m was that it turned out that the other Earth was on the other side of the = galaxy, and to get to that particular universe, one had to go through SAG A= , the big, dark, black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

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This is where the light-ways came in. = How on Earth, I mean, how in the Milky Way does one get to SAG A? Space is = not easy to navigate through, even by a humanoid. As humans broke their hea= ds over this challenging situation, someone came up with the brilliant idea= of wormholes and then aptly renamed them. Then rose the problem of discove= ring these light-ways that no one quite really believed existed. Scientists= are usually like this. They spurn the idea of existence until they actuall= y witness existence. We demand proof of God, they say. Well, = thank God for storytellers.

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It was a storyteller somewhere who wro= te that UFOs were not really alien stuff that arrived from outer space, rat= her they were vehicles from the future that somehow managed to discover lig= ht-ways and broke through the time-space continuum to show themselves to th= eir past, that is the present.

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Well, you can imagine the discussions = that followed ? all hell broke loose. There was another steady phase of den= ial. Cause that would mean there was no other life out there, in space. No = one really wants to accept that they are all alone, by themselves, in such = a humongous place.

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Then, there were the believers who exp= lored such a possibility. Hey, instead of trying to make futile co= ntact in an empty space, why not try and connect with the future?!&nbs= p;Sounded like a reasonable plan, except how?! And this was when the highly= intelligent generation began to grow, and you don't have to be Einstein to understand that the futur= e is here and now.

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Through a series of events that included a global pandemic and c= hange of hearts, yes, would you believe that sworn enemies began to help ea= ch other, and resulting new world order, Mayan was born. He/She/It, however= , you may wish to perceive this, eventually developed into the most powerfu= l AI that would save the old world by carrying it bang into the new world. = Let us pause for a round of applause here. We deserve it.

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You would wonder about who got saved. The last of every species.= Just like how it was with Noah and his Ark. That was why Mayan's spaceship= was so christened ? Noah's Ark. Also, because there was no time to waste u= pon thinking creative new names and debating them.

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Noah's Ark was not one ship, rather, a series of ships, captaine= d by a series of Mayans, in different forms and shapes. There were male May= ans, and female Mayans, young ones and old ones. Not very different from th= e job the Almighty is supposed to be doing.

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In one of the ships, there were sleeping humans, in cryogenic mo= de, that is. They would be woken up and shaken up into existence when the s= hips landed on the new Earth, hopefully. Other ships carried other spec= ies in a similar mode. None of them were barking or bleating. So, there wer= e no issues in creature management. Thank God for that.

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Humans managed to put themselves to sl= eep. After centuries of wanting to live forever, destroying Earth in the pr= ocess, they grew wise enough to try something like this. The last of any sp= ecies is also the most intelligent of the lot. And human intelligence was q= uite surprisingly (hear!hear!) not defined by their ability to create the b= est vaccine or fastest vehicle. Rather, it was defined by their values and = ethics, a system that was replicated into Mayan. There you go - a superhero= savior with all his values in place. Maybe, God was born this way.<= /p>=20

The spaceships lined up near the mouth= of the closing SAG A waiting for the right time to enter it. You would won= der, it is impossible for something of that sort to happen because the pull= near the mouth of any black hole is too powerful to resist. Yes, but not w= hen the entire galaxy was dying and the black hole was shutting down. Thing= s begin to work like a light bulb losing power. It becomes dull before fadi= ng out completely. Likewise with a black hole. The situation also meant tha= t Mayan and his crew had to move in before the whole thing shut down and th= ey were stuck in the dark emptiness of what had previously been the Milky W= ay.

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The ships entered the black hole and w= ove through it to the other side. They came to a halt in the open, dark spa= ce. And lo and behold! There was nothing out here.

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Silence greeted them. No new world. No= fresh Earth. They had moved through the light and into the dark of nothing=

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Mayan did not panic. He did what he wa= s told to do. He closed his eyes.

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The decoded scrolls had been clear in = the information that they contained. It is always sound before lig= ht. You don't try to see in the dark. You listen instead.

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In the beginning, there was silence. A= nd it sounded never-ending. Then, the humm began. Low and distant at first,= it began to grow in decibel. Something was moving near them, coming toward= s them. Humans would have been scared. There is another reason they were in= sleep mode. AI, on the other hand, was not designed to fear. They waited. = As the humm came closer, Mayan began to interpret the sound waves dancing i= n the darkness.

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Follow the sound. The light you se= ek is right around the corner.

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Well, I got caught. They caught me red= -handed and now I don't know what to do at this point in time but before we= talk about what I got caught for let me catch you up to speed. My name is = Jack Wilson I am 14 years old and was born on June 9th, 2400. Now I didn't = have the greatest childhoo= d. I come from a family full of crime. I know boo who so sad well I'm not t= alking about robbing candy stores and all the boring stuff because that wou= ld be a bad excuse. See my family well we have been known for being a famil= y of hitmen. My father was the best and people still think he's the best-hi= t man I'm sure you know him as ?The Man in the suite? which might I say is = pretty boring see that's the thing with old people always trying to be prof= essional and have no emotion like there batman Anyways I'm getting off-topi= c where was I, AH yes I remember so yeah dad was famous hitman blah blah bl= ah. But my mom on the other hand wasn't a hitman or woman cause I know how = people are these days. Well, she was actually a chief which didn't get my g= randpa too happy considering he was a great hitman himself, and trust me yo= u don't wanna know his code name oh god if you thought a rip off version of= the ?Man in the yellow hat? was bad Well this old man's name was so bad I = don't even feel comfortable telling you this horrific name. But yea those a= re my parents My older brother was a hitman who was pretty good but retired= when we were only 20 to marry some girl and if you ask me that's just a wa= ste of time. But he was good for the amount of time he did my sister was li= ke my mother and she was a chief which was surprising my dad didn't even at= tempt to try to keep her in the family business but it's daddy's little gir= l so I understand. And now we get to the star of the show, Jack Wilson the = 14-year-old prodigy hitman who has as much money as bruce Wayne if he was r= eal but I make a pretty and may I say has never ever let a client down that= 's why they call me ?One in the Chamber? cause all it takes is one shot= But yea I haven't let no one down which is why my price is so high but if= I'm being honest it's been getting pretty boring. Most of the time I'm get= ting a job to kill either a son-in-law or someone that my client is jealous= of but they go to me because they want a kill confirmation. But it's getti= ng boring. Yea I got all this money but who cares about money I'm 14 what a= m I going to use my money for taxes bills oh god no anyone who tries to giv= e me bills I just pull out my 1911 and shoot them right in between their ey= es. I mean the good thing about being so well known with bad people is that= you have a lot of friends so I decided to have a little fun with some of t= he people in business and play a little game with them of one in the chambe= r and well I had a great plan to make them play with me.   <= /span>

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 One of my dad's friends was a te= ch freak so asked him for a little favor which was me sparing his life and = not killing him in exchange for his service. I know I'm such a great kid. S= ee I had a little tip that there was going to be an event like the Grammys = I know we still have the rigged show. But this was an event of all the grea= t hitman there was and well being the amazing kid I was I wanted to play a = little game of One in the Chamber and Now I know what you're thinking Jack = why would anyone listen to you your just a little kid who would listen to y= ou WELL I'M NOT. I mean I'm not just some kid okay I'm the best hit there i= s out there and I'm only 14 so they will play my game if not I got a little= trick up my sleeve. This little event was in 2 weeks and I know the cops w= ould be on my trail if I was stupid and that is where my little tech friend= comes in. See as I'm sure you can tell everything we use is used by energy= Ima cut the power to the city's power and have a blackout and leave the c= ity in complete darkness so I can have a little fun with these so-called hi= tmen.

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   Fast forward to toda= y where I'm sure you can tell the day of the event was set and is where I h= ave a little fun with some friends. 

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?You ready?. ?Yeah, boss Everything is= ready for our I mean your game.? Perfect.

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I wanted to make a grand entrance but = I had to wait for the right moment. Now, this part is pretty boring. At thi= s time the host is telling these jokes and the absence is only laughing bec= ause it's being broadcasted. So for our sake, I'll just skip over these und= eserved awards. The last award the best hitmen of the century my dad was on= the list but I'm sure he wasn't going to win considering how this award sh= ows work. And right before they said who won I made my grand entrance. Time= went by for the last award and it was time. I dropped in from up top and m= ade my grand entrance .

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?Well Well look at who showed up I kno= w you guys miss me John how are the kids HAHAHAHA man it feels good to be t= he best in the business and Larry no invite after how many people I've killed for you I still don't g= et an invite let alone you didn't even mention my name best hitman of the c= entury that's just plain cold. Well since you adults still don't take me se= riously, let's play a game of One in the chamber to see how much better I a= m than you guys since you guys still treat me like a child.?

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?Under each of your seats, there should be some goggles that sho= uld help you see in the dark.?

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? Why in the hell would we need to see= in the dark.?

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?Now!!!? And with just one word the wh= ole city was blacked out?

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?Okay good try kid you made it dark bu= t why would we want to play this game with you?

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?First of all, I'm not a kid and secon= dly because if you don't play then those people you call family will die in= the worst way possible? (Everyone in the room gasped.)

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I know it's great I kidnapped their fa= milies so now they have to play with me. Everyone else didn't seem to pleas= e but they gave in and oh my was I excited to finally show them that I was = the best and No one was better than me. Jack Wilson is the greatest hitman = mankind has ever seen. It was time to finally have these peasants bow down = to me and give me my respect.

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?Now all you guys have to do is kill m= e and you win?

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?Wait so we can just team on you and only target you and we all = win? 

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?Pretty much?

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I told them that on purpose I wanted them to team up and make it= fun for me cause even they knew I could take each and one of them one on o= ne. And as planned the moment I said go everyone started to let bullets fly= at me. They hit everything but me it was a pretty funny sight. Then the bu= llets stopped. These basalts forgot that this was one in the chamber meanin= g they had one bullet in their gun.

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? You idiots why do you think it's called one in the chamber alr= ight let's do this again? 

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Everybody got there one bullet and we started again man I tell y= ou people these days just can't get common sense. You know people call me c= ocky and everyone tells me wow you think you're so much better than eve= ryone else but in reality, I'm just surrounded by idiots. We started again = and this time they weren't as big of idiots this time they tried to form a = plan cause the moment I said go instead of being stupid and shooting their = bullets and letting me kill them they went in a huddle and formed a plan an= d being the great kid I am I waited for them to be down. 10 minutes passed = by and they finished talking and the moment they broke the huddle Larry too= k a shot but missed of course so I laughed at him and ran to cover assuming= they all were gonna start taking shots caused it was like 20 on 1 and agai= n this is what I wanted because if I killed all the so-called best hitman t= hen no one can tell me I'm not best. One-shot then another and another. I w= aited and listened and heard a group of about 5 coming from my left. I went= behind a chair and aimed and fired. Bang!!! Screams filled the room as Lar= ry dropped dead on the floor. I dashed out of the room laughing because it = was pretty funny how this man felt.

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  I ran into the kitchen con= sidering I was out of bullets I could get a knife and just merely my way to= a win. 4 people ran.

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?Search every inch in this place so we= can kill this crazy-ass kid.? That comment kinda hurt Ima teenager, not a = kid. I was hiding in a vent that was right above the oven. I had 4 knives o= ne for every one of those idiots my plan was to drop right on someone who w= alked under my vent and when I dropped in someone would shoot their gun I w= ould throw my knife at the idiot then run to his body shot the other dude kill the third guy and leav= e the guy I knocked out alive just to see that he would do when he woke up.= And of course, since I'm amazed what I said happened once someone walked u= nder me I feel on top of him that one idiot shot his gun, threw my knife at= him, ran to his body, and killed the other fellow who was just asking to d= ie really didn't see it coming.  The night went on and I killed everyo= ne else without making a sweat. The last three were in the main room and we= re so helplessly killed the 1st one with one of the pistols I stole from my= poor fellow didn't even see it and the 2nd one just gave in knowing he was= gonna die. 

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?Well Well look who was last just the man I was looking for and = don't think this was on purpose I thought I killed you a long time ago.?

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?Jack why are you doing this man this = isn't you your a great young kid why all this.?

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?Because no one in this damn industry = gives me the respect I deserve I'm the best and no one can admit it just be= cause I'm 14?

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?You haven't earned it yet we've been = over this the young yea you've done so much at your age but not enough?

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?Not enough I've never disappointed a = client, never missed a shot, and never have been caught well I guess those = are the perks of being a son on the best or who was the best because after = all it is just me and you left and we both know what's about to happen.?

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Son? Yea the last man was my dad. Now I know that you're thinkin= g you're willing to kill your own father just to be the best. Well yes and = no this sick man took away my childhood I don't even know how to ride a dam= n bike. My older brother was able to have a childhood. I see the pictures o= f him and pops together and my sister wasn't even pursued to do it. But me = no I had until I was 3 couldn't even make friends and didn't even go to sch= ool. But now I could get back at him. We circled each other like 2 boxers h= ands on our pistols ready to shoot. We did this for about a minute and = I was bored so I acted as I was about to shoot and the old man feels for th= e bate he dodged to his left and took a shot which almost hit me but the bu= llet passed right by my eyes and instead of ending it there I shot his leg = making him cripiled enjoying this moment watching him die. I had a spare bu= llet from one of my kills loaded with the gun aimed at him and right as I w= as about to pull the trigger I heard a sound from the distance. Busted I th= ought. They were helicopters coming in to get me and as I was about to esca= pe they surrounded the building in seconds flashing their lights at me.

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?Don't shoot the man, drop the gun and= put your hands in the air.?  the officers in the plane said 

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Now you're caught up I'm caught for th= e first time and had nowhere to run I checked my surroundings trust me I wa= s stuck now I had 2 options. I could either do what they say, go to court, = get life in prison which would be boring or I could kill my dad, get kille<= a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"http://www.savetynova.com/d4f6S2wq395W8zv611N5Z8ebN999M18qhscFDrfhscFDrEsvZ7QQtoQmR5a10zi5dX1sv/ministered-audiological">d by the officers in the co= ppers, and go down as Jack Wilson, the kid who killed the best of the best.=

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?You heard em boy put the gun down?

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?Well, dad me and you have done some really bad stuff safe to sa= y where both are going to hell but the question is who's gonna get there fi= rst.?

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?You wouldn't,? he said 

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