Return-path: <favor@hotseem.sa.com>
Envelope-to: lojban@lojban.org
Delivery-date: Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:25:28 -0700
Received: from [157.52.235.140] (port=51450 helo=hotseem.sa.com)
	by d05c5d92ccf2 with esmtp (Exim 4.94.2)
	(envelope-from <favor@hotseem.sa.com>)
	id 1o1w3S-002Zq9-0E
	for lojban@lojban.org; Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:25:27 -0700
Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2022 15:13:10 -0500
From: "Squirting School" <favor@hotseem.sa.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Precedence: bulk
To: <lojban@lojban.org>
Subject: hit her =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=E2=80=98magic=20?= =?ISO-8859-1?Q?spot=E2=80=99?=
Message-ID: <8FKEbE9y4ZsRQluwTWXmzJXS8TZwFbl3U7cJHp51IFg.Hs0B-H02Q6letQmTjYNywH3NRGjJ8gxNQqytWch8ToE@hotseem.sa.com>
Content-Type: text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Spam-Score: 4.0 (++++)
X-Spam_score: 4.0
X-Spam_score_int: 40
X-Spam_bar: ++++
X-Spam-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "bcda1c85505f",
 has NOT identified this incoming email as spam.  The original
 message has been attached to this so you can view it or label
 similar future email.  If you have any questions, see
 @@CONTACT_ADDRESS@@ for details.
 
 Content preview:  I don’t work in an office anymore. But when I did, the girls
    were so hot there. Especially the wanna-be managers--the young, ambitious
    ones climbing the corporate ladder. 
 
 Content analysis details:   (4.0 points, 5.0 required)
 
  pts rule name              description
 ---- ---------------------- --------------------------------------------------
  1.5 BAYES_60               BODY: Bayes spam probability is 60 to 80%
                             [score: 0.7385]
  0.0 URIBL_BLOCKED          ADMINISTRATOR NOTICE: The query to URIBL was
                             blocked.  See
                             http://wiki.apache.org/spamassassin/DnsBlocklists#dnsbl-block
                              for more information.
                             [URIs: boltskin.sa.com]
  1.2 URIBL_ABUSE_SURBL      Contains an URL listed in the ABUSE SURBL
                             blocklist
                             [URIs: boltskin.sa.com]
 -0.0 SPF_HELO_PASS          SPF: HELO matches SPF record
 -0.0 SPF_PASS               SPF: sender matches SPF record
  0.1 MIME_HTML_ONLY         BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts
  0.0 HTML_MESSAGE           BODY: HTML included in message
  0.4 HTML_MIME_NO_HTML_TAG  HTML-only message, but there is no HTML
                             tag
  0.8 RDNS_NONE              Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS

<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">I don&rsquo;t work in an office anymore.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">But when I did, </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none">the girls were</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:italic"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none"> so hot</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none"> there.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><a href="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/wqrarmqrgbw/taxev860880snatj/BFkByqdncUfiUkcNHBEsh4sPwvtzVfZqLB2inMCVYpc/ryD8tfYBxFMPqlNUtOtMt9XJ4_KtRdMX8a0JVVQKIZD1g7WnmvgPIVzkXTICILJSaJ2wsFzXI9kG44PE4EVc2iBxr3mT8Q43GlBo8kHSqGzE6B93AHp1sPuXwlFCyylEL-jP1tucbphQGnE8FaSguon5qhtJS6PcRM4V4jYwUI8"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none"><span style="border:none"><span style="display:inline-block"><span style="overflow:hidden"><span style="width:365px"><span style="height:206px"><img src="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/clicks/img/tnixiiS30.jpg" style="width: 365px; height: 206px;" /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">Especially the wanna-be managers--the young, ambitious ones climbing the corporate ladder.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">They were always the ones who put a little more effort than the others into how they looked.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">They were the ones who do almost anything to get that next promotion.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">And fortunately for me, </span></span></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/wqrarmqrgbw/taxev860880snatj/BFkByqdncUfiUkcNHBEsh4sPwvtzVfZqLB2inMCVYpc/ryD8tfYBxFMPqlNUtOtMt9XJ4_KtRdMX8a0JVVQKIZD1g7WnmvgPIVzkXTICILJSaJ2wsFzXI9kG44PE4EVc2iBxr3mT8Q43GlBo8kHSqGzE6B93AHp1sPuXwlFCyylEL-jP1tucbphQGnE8FaSguon5qhtJS6PcRM4V4jYwUI8"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#0000ff"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none">that includes fvcking them crazy.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">Those late nights at the office were very productive. ;)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p><br />
<img src="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/oiba99ulz/BFkByqdncUfiUkcNHBEsh4sPwvtzVfZqLB2inMCVYpc/ryD8tfYBxFMPqlNUtOtMt9XJ4_KtRdMX8a0JVVQKIZD1g7WnmvgPIVzkXTICILJSaJ2wsFzXI9kG44PE4EVc2iBxr3mT8Q43GlBo8kHSqGzE6B93AHp1sPuXwlFCyylEL-jP1tucbphQGnE8FaSguon5qhtJS6PcRM4V4jYwUI8" >





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">But we always knew that for whatever the reason, </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none">it was never going to last.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">That said, to this day, I still get calls and texts from a few of them.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">Why? Well, I believe the size of my c*ck has something to do with it:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">--&gt; </span></span></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/wqrarmqrgbw/taxev860880snatj/BFkByqdncUfiUkcNHBEsh4sPwvtzVfZqLB2inMCVYpc/ryD8tfYBxFMPqlNUtOtMt9XJ4_KtRdMX8a0JVVQKIZD1g7WnmvgPIVzkXTICILJSaJ2wsFzXI9kG44PE4EVc2iBxr3mT8Q43GlBo8kHSqGzE6B93AHp1sPuXwlFCyylEL-jP1tucbphQGnE8FaSguon5qhtJS6PcRM4V4jYwUI8"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#0000ff"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none">How to give an office girl the fvcking she really wants (unique growth method)&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">Talk soon,</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:700"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">P.S.</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none"> By the way, now that they&rsquo;ve smashed the glass ceiling, my girls are paying for everything.&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">Trips, rooms, dinners.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p>





<p>&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:none">With great power comes great responsibility. And a great debt of gratitude from a girl when </span></span></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/wqrarmqrgbw/taxev860880snatj/BFkByqdncUfiUkcNHBEsh4sPwvtzVfZqLB2inMCVYpc/ryD8tfYBxFMPqlNUtOtMt9XJ4_KtRdMX8a0JVVQKIZD1g7WnmvgPIVzkXTICILJSaJ2wsFzXI9kG44PE4EVc2iBxr3mT8Q43GlBo8kHSqGzE6B93AHp1sPuXwlFCyylEL-jP1tucbphQGnE8FaSguon5qhtJS6PcRM4V4jYwUI8"><span style="font-size:13.999999999999998pt; font-variant:normal; white-space:pre-wrap"><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#0000ff"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="text-decoration:underline"><span style="-webkit-text-decoration-skip:none"><span style="text-decoration-skip-ink:none">she appreciates the size of your jackhammer.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px">&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px">&nbsp;</p>





<center>


<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px">&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px">&nbsp;</p>





<p style="line-height:1.38; margin-right:144px"><span style="font-size:11px;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="line-height:normal">To <a href="http://www.boltskin.sa.com/Wtldujm/8IUwYj4V4MRcP6SJthq5nougSaF8EnGQhpbcut1Pj-LElyyCFlwXuPs1pHA39B6EzGqSHk8oBlG34Q8Tm3rxBi2cVE4EP44Gk9IXzFsw2JaSJLICITXkzVIPgvmnW7g1DZIKQVVJ0a8XMdRtK_4JX9tMtOtUNlqPMFxBYft8Dyr.cpYVCMni2BLqZfVztvwPs4hsEBHNckUifUcndqyBkFB" style="color:blue; text-decoration:underline">stop future communications</a>:<br />


or send post-mail To 100 Elm Ave. New York, NY 10100</span></span></strong></span></p>


</center>





<p>&nbsp;</p>