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The parents around the table started buzzing with excitement. Participation, of course, will be purely optional and voluntary, said Mr. Lemoncello, clasping his hands behind his back and stalking around the room. Charles Chiltington wolfed down his breakfast, then raced up here to finish the game he started last night so he can enter his name as the first high scorer. So The game hes playing is all about medieval castles and dungeons This time Akimi said it: So Hes escaping through the sewers. The game has smellavision. You ever smell a medieval sewer Trust me, it is foul and disgusting. The three of them dashed up the hall and entered the stinky room where Charles was sitting in a vibrating pedestal chair, thumbing his controller. As his avatar sloshed through a sewer pipe, the subwoofers built into his seat made every SQUISH and SPLAT rumble across the floor. Whoa said Kyle. Knock it off, Charles. Youre pumping out total tear gas. Because Im in the sewers underneath the horse stables. Its the secret way out of the castle. Im going to win another game. Thats two for me, Keeley. How many for you Yo, said Miguel. This room is two stories above the caf??. The ductwork is connected. Whats your point Youre making everybodys food downstairs smell like horse manure Who cares Im winning. Charless chair went FLUMP again. But this time, Kyle smelled pine trees Like one of those evergreen air fresheners people hang inside their cars. Aw, this stupid thing is broken. Charles jumped out of the chair and reared back to kick it. Um, I wouldnt do that if I were you, said Kyle. Why not Because theres a security camera over there and its aimed right at you. What Where See the blinking red light Suddenly, an image of Kyle pointing up at the camera lens appeared on every video screen in the Electronic Learning Center. Until he was replaced by Mr. Lemoncello. Excellent escape plan, Charles, said Mr. Lemoncello on the video screens. Thank you, sir, said Chiltington, smoothing out his khaki pants. And just so you know, I saw an ant crawling up the side of this seat. Thats why I almost kicked it.

How very thoughtful of you, Charles. Mr. Lemoncello said Akimi. Yes How come the sewer started smelling like a pine tree Because I enjoy the odor of pine trees much more than the stench of horse poop. How about you Definitely. Now then, will everybody else please join us upstairs in the Electronic Learning Center I have a very important announcement to make. Kyle heard feet clomping up the stairs and soon Andrew, Bridgette, Yasmeen, Sean, Haley, Rose, and Kayla hurried into the room. Are we all here said Mr. Lemoncello. Everybody except Sierra Russell, said Kyle. Ah, yes. I saw her downstairs reading When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead. Well reach her later. Its nearly noon and Im eager to move on to the next round of our competition. What competition asked Yasmeen SmithSnyder. The one we are about to begin. Sir said Sean Keegan. I have stuff to do today. Thats fine, Sean. You are, of course, free to leave. If any of the rest of you do not wish to stay and play, kindly deposit your library cards in the discard pile. A tile in the floor popped open and an empty goldfish bowl atop an ornate column rose up about three feet. Just drop it in the bowl there, Sean. Atta. Follow the flashing red arrows in the floor to the nearest exit, where you will receive a lovely parting gift along with my everlasting admiration for your essaywriting abilities. Bright red arrows danced across the floor. Sean followed them. What happens if we decide to stay asked Akimi. You will be given the chance to play a brandnew, exciting game Is there a prize for the winner demanded Haley Daley. Oh, yes. Now Miguel shot up his hand. Mr. Lemoncello What do we have to do to win Simple: Find your way out of the library using only whats in the library. Awesome Lame, mumbled Kayla Corson. Im outta here. She plunked her library card into the fishbowl and followed the blinking arrows out the door. Does anyone else want or need to leave Sorry, sir. I have soccer at two, said Rose Vermette. See you guys later. She dropped her card into the discard bowl. The instant she did, bells rang, confetti fell from the ceiling, and every electronic console in the game room started dingdingdinging. Congratulations, Rose cried Mr. Lemoncello, who had put on a pointy party hat. For sticking to your prior commitments, you will receive our special Prior Commitment Sticker prize: a complete set of Lemoncello Sticker Picture Games and a laptop computer to play them on Enjoy. Charles Chiltington stepped a little closer to the security camera as Rose Vermette skipped out of the room. Sir, might we assume that the prize for winning your brandnew game will be even better than a laptop computer Yes, said Mr. Lemoncello, taking off his party hat. You may so assume. Im in, said Chiltington. Me too, said Kyle. Me too, added Akimi, Miguel, Andrew, Bridgette, Yasmeen, and Haley.How very thoughtful of you, Charles. Mr. Lemoncello said Akimi. Yes How come the sewer started smelling like a pine tree Because I enjoy the odor of pine trees much more than the stench of horse poop. How about you Definitely. Now then, will everybody else please join us upstairs in the Electronic Learning Center I have a very important announcement to make. Kyle heard feet clomping up the stairs and soon Andrew, Bridgette, Yasmeen, Sean, Haley, Rose, and Kayla hurried into the room. Are we all here said Mr. Lemoncello. Everybody except Sierra Russell, said Kyle. Ah, yes. I saw her downstairs reading When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead. Well reach her later. Its nearly noon and Im eager to move on to the next round of our competition. What competition asked Yasmeen SmithSnyder. The one we are about to begin. Sir said Sean Keegan. I have stuff to do today. Thats fine, Sean. You are, of course, free to leave. If any of the rest of you do not wish to stay and play, kindly deposit your library cards in the discard pile. A tile in the floor popped open and an empty goldfish bowl atop an ornate column rose up about three feet. Just drop it in the bowl there, Sean. Atta. Follow the flashing red arrows in the floor to the nearest exit, where you will receive a lovely parting gift along with my everlasting admiration for your essaywriting abilities. Bright red arrows danced across the floor. Sean followed them. What happens if we decide to stay asked Akimi. You will be given the chance to play a brandnew, exciting game Is there a prize for the winner demanded Haley Daley. Oh, yes. Now Miguel shot up his hand. Mr. Lemoncello What do we have to do to win Simple: Find your way out of the library using only whats in the library. Awesome Lame, mumbled Kayla Corson. Im outta here. She plunked her library card into the fishbowl and followed the blinking arrows out the door. Does anyone else want or need to leave Sorry, sir. I have soccer at two, said Rose Vermette. See you guys later. She dropped her card into the discard bowl. The instant she did, bells rang, confetti fell from the ceiling, and every electronic console in the game room started dingdingdinging. Congratulations, Rose cried Mr. Lemoncello, who had put on a pointy party hat. For sticking to your prior commitments, you will receive our special Prior Commitment Sticker prize: a complete set of Lemoncello Sticker Picture Games and a laptop computer to play them on Enjoy. Charles Chiltington stepped a little closer to the security camera as Rose Vermette skipped out of the room. Sir, might we assume that the prize for winning your brandnew game will be even better than a laptop computer Yes, said Mr. Lemoncello, taking off his party hat. You may so assume. Im in, said Chiltington. Me too, said Kyle. Me too, added Akimi, Miguel, Andrew, Bridgette, Yasmeen, and Haley.

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