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If Sophie had struck the stony wall of the cave, she would most certainly have been killed. Instead, she hit the soft folds of the BFGs black cloak hanging against the wall. She dropped to the ground, halfstunned. She crawled under the hem of the cloak and there she crouched. You little swinebuggler roared the Bloodbottler. You little pigswiller He rushed at the BFG and smashed what was left of the snozzcumber over his head. Fragments of the filthy vegetable splashed all over the cave. You is not loving it the BFG asked innocently, rubbing his head. Loving it yelled the Bloodbottler. That is the most disgusterous taste that is ever clutching my teeth You must be buggies to be swalloping slutch like that Every night you could be galloping off happy as a hamburger and gobbling juicy human beans Eating human beans is wrong and evil, the BFG said. It is guzzly and glumptious shouted the Bloodbottler. And tonight I is galloping off to Chile to swobble a few human Chile beans. Is you wishing to know why I is choosing Chile

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    Eeeeeowtch roared the Bloodbottler. Ughbwelch Ieeeech And then he spat. All of the great lumps of snozzcumber that were in his mouth, as well as Sophie herself, went shooting out across the cave. I is not wishing to know anything, the BFG said, very dignified. I is choosing Chile, the Bloodbottler said, because I is fed up with the taste of Esquimos. It is important I has plenty of cold eats in this scuddling hot weather, and the next coldest thing to an Esquimo is a Chile bean. Human beans from Chile is very chilly. Horrible, the BFG said. You ought to be ashamed. Other giants is all saying they is wanting to gallop off to England tonight to guzzle schoolchiddlers, the Bloodbottler said. I is very fond indeed of English schoolchiddlers. They has a nice inkybooky flavour. Perhaps I will change my mind and go to England with them. You is disgusting, the BFG said. And you is an insult to the giant peoples shouted the Bloodbottler. You is not fit to be a giant You is a squinky little squiddler You is a pibbling little pitsqueak You is a??? cream puffnut With that, the horrible Bloodbottling Giant strode out of the cave. The BFG ran to the cave entrance and quickly rolled the stone back into place. Sophie, he whispered. Sophie, where is you, Sophie Sophie emerged from under the hem of the black cloak. Im here, she said. The BFG picked her up and held her tenderly in the palm of his hand. Oh, I is so happy to be finding you all in one lump he said. I was in his mouth, Sophie said. You was what cried the BFG. Sophie told him what had happened. And there I was telling him to eat the filthsome snozzcumber and you was all the time inside it the BFG cried. Not much fun, Sophie said. Just look at you, you poor little chiddler cried the BFG. You is all covered in snozzcumber and giant spit. He set about cleaning her up as best he could. I is hating those other giants more than ever now, he said. You know what I should like What Sophie said. I should like to find a way of disappearing them, every single one. Id be glad to help you, Sophie said. Let me see if I cant think up a way of doing it. Frobscottle and Whizzpoppers By now Sophie was beginning to feel not only extremely hungry, but very thirsty as well. Had she been at home she would have finished her breakfast long ago. Are you sure theres nothing else to eat around here except those disgusting smelly snozzcumbers she asked. Not even a fizzwinkel, answered the Big Friendly Giant. In that case, may I please have a little water she said. Water said the BFG, frowning mightily. What is water We drink it, Sophie said. What do you drink Frobscottle, announced the BFG. All giants is drinking frobscottle. Is it as nasty as your snozzcumbers Sophie asked. Nasty cried the BFG. Never is it nasty Frobscottle is sweet and jumbly He got up from his chair and went to a second huge cupboard. He opened it and took out a glass bottle that must have been six feet tall. The liquid inside it was pale green, and the bottle was half full. Here is frobscottle he cried, holding the bottle up proud and high, as though it contained some rare wine. Delumptious fizzy frobscottle he shouted. He gave it a shake and the green stuff began to fizz like mad. But look Its fizzing the wrong way Sophie cried. And indeed it was. The bubbles, instead of travelling upwards and bursting on the surface, were shooting downwards and bursting at the bottom. A pale green frothy fizz was forming at the bottom of the bottle. What on earth is you meaning the wrong way asked the BFG. In our fizzy drinks, Sophie said, the bubbles always go up and burst at the top. Upwards is the wrong way cried the BFG. You mustnt ever be having the bubbles going upwards That the most flushbunking rubbish I ever is hearing Why do you say that Sophie asked. You is asking me why cried the BFG, waving the enormous bottle around as though he were conducting an orchestra. You is actually meaning to tell me you cannot see why it is a scrotty mistake to have the bubbles flying up instead of down You said it was flushbunking. Now you say its scrotty. Which is it Sophie asked politely. Both cried the BFG. It is a flushbunking and a scrotty mistake to let the bubbles go upwards If you cant see why, you must be as quacky as a duckhound By ringo, your head must be so full of frogsquinkers and buzzwangles, I is frittered if I know how you can think at all Why shouldnt the bubbles go upward Sophie asked. I will explain, said the BFG. But tell me first what name is you calling your frobscottle by One is Coke, Sophie said. Another is Pepsi. There are lots of them. And the bubbles is all going up They all go up, Sophie said. Catasterous cried the BFG. Upgoing bubbles is a catasterous disastrophe Will you please tell me why Sophie said. If you will listen carefully I will try to explain, said the BFG. But your brain is so full of bugwhiffles, I doubt you will ever understand. Ill do my best, Sophie said patiently. Very well, then. When you is drinking this cokey drink of yours, said the BFG, it is going straight down into your tummy. Is that right Or is it left
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