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No, the BFG said. We must Sophie cried. Why wont you go The BFG sighed and shook his head firmly. I has told you five or six times, he said, and the third will be the last. I is never showing myself to human beans. Why ever not If I do, they will be putting me in the zoo with all the jiggyraffes and cattypiddlers. Nonsense, Sophie said. And they will be sending you straight back to a norphanage, the BFG went on. Grownup human beans is not famous for their kindnesses. They is all squifflerotters and grinksludgers. That simply isnt true Sophie cried angrily. Some of them are very kind indeed. Who the BFG said. Name one. The Queen of England, Sophie said. You cant call her a squifflerotter or a grinksludger. Well??? the BFG said. You cant call her a squeakpip or a notmucher either, Sophie said, getting angrier and angrier. The Fleshlumpeater is longing dearly to guzzle her up, the BFG said, smiling a little now. Who, the Queen Sophie cried, aghast. Yes, the BFG answered. Fleshlumpeater says he is never eating a queen and he thinks perhaps she has an especially scrumdiddlyumptious flavour. How dare he Sophie cried. But Fleshlumpeater says there is too many soldiers around her Palace and he dursent try it. Hed better not Sophie said. He is also saying he would like very much to guzzle one of the soldiers in his pretty red suit but he is worried about those big black furry hats they is wearing. He thinks they might be sticking in his diroat. I hope he chokes, Sophie said. Fleshlumpeater is a very careful giant, the BFG said. Sophie was silent for a few moments. Then suddenly, in a voice filled with excitement, she cried out, Ive got it By golly, I think Ive got it Got what asked the BFG. The answer cried Sophie. Well go to the Queen Its a terrific idea If I went and told the Queen about those disgusting maneating giants, Im sure shed do something about it The BFG looked down at her sadly and shook his head. She is never believing you, he said. Never in a month of Mondays. I think she would. Never, the BFG said. It is sounding such a wonky tall story, the Queen will be laughing and saying What awful rubbsquash She would not Of course she would, the BFG said. I has told you before that human beans is simply not believing in giants. Then its up to us to find a way of making her believe in them, Sophie said. And how is you getting in to see the Queen anyway the BFG asked. Now hold on a sec, Sophie said. Just you hold on a sec because Ive got another idea. Your ideas is full of crodswoggle, the BFG said. Not this one, Sophie said. You say that if we tell the Queen, she would never believe us I is certain she wouldnt, the BFG said. But we arent going to tell her Sophie said excitedly. We dont have to tell her Well make her dream it That is an even more frothbungling suggestion, the Where is he hiding asked the BFG.

Well come to that later, Sophie said. So the Queen dreams her dream, right Right, the BFG said. Then she wakes up and the first thing she thinks is oh what a horrid dream. Im so glad it was only a dream. And then she looks up from her pillow and what does she see What does she see the BFG asked. She sees a little called Sophie sitting on her windowsill, right there in real life before her very eyes. How is you going to be sitting on the Queens windowsill, may I beg the BFG said. You are going to put me there, Sophie said. And thats the lovely part about it. If someone dreams that there is a little sitting on her windowsill and men she wakes up and sees that the little really is sitting there, that is a dream come true, is it not I is beginning to see where you is driving to, the BFG said. If the Queen is knowing that part of her dream is true, then perhaps she is believing the rest of it is true as well. Thats about it, Sophie said. But I shall have to convince her of that myself. You said you is wanting the dream to say there is a Big Friendly Giant who is also going to talk to the Queen Absolutely Sophie said. You must. You are the only one who can tell her where to find the other giants. How is I meeting the Queen asked the BFG. I is not wanting to be shooted at by her soldiers. The soldiers are only in the front of the Palace, Sophie said. At the back there is a huge garden and there are no soldiers in there at all. There is a very high wall with spikes on it around the garden to stop people climbing in. But you could simply walk over that. How is you knowing all this about the Queens Palace the BFG asked. Last year I was in a different orphanage, Sophie said. It was in London and we used to go for walks all around there. Is you helping me to find this Palace the BFG asked. I has never dared to go hide and sneaking around London in my life. Ill show you the way Sophie said confidently. I is frightened of London, the BFG said. Dont be, Sophie said. Its full of tiny dark streets and there are very few people about in the witching hour. The BFG picked Sophie up between one finger and a thumb and placed her gently on the palm of the other hand. Is the Queens Palace very big he asked. Huge, Sophie said. Then how is we finding the right bedroom Thats up to you, Sophie said. Youre supposed to be an expert at that sort of thing. And you is absolutely sure the Queen will not put me in a zoo with all the cattypiddlers Of course she wont, Sophie said. Youll be a hero. And youll never have to eat snozzcumbers again. Sophie saw the BFGs eyes widen. He licked his lips. You mean it he said. You really mean it No more disgustive snozzcumbers You couldnt get one if you wanted to, Sophie said. Humans dont grow them. That did it. The BFG got to his feet. When is you wanting me to mix this special dream he asked. Now, Sophie said. At once. When is we going to see the Queen he said. Tonight, Sophie said. As soon as youve mixed the dream. Tonight the BFG cried. Why such a flushbunking flurry If we cant save tonights , we can anyway save tomorrows, Sophie said. What is more, Im getting famished. I havent had a thing to eat for twentyfour hours. Then we had better get crackling, the BFG said, moving back towards the cave. Sophie kissed him on the tip of his thumb. I knew youd do it she said. Come on Lets hurry Mixing the Dream

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