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Why is love such a CRUDDY thing Help A Brokenhearted Dork MONDAY, FEBRUARY 3 Im still pretty bummed out over Brandons text message. I really wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, but the magazine article wouldnt let me. I planned to just pretend the whole Crazy Burger thing had never happened and TOTALLY ignore him. However, when I arrived at school, the first thing I noticed was that ALL of the guys were acting really strange. Even the normally rowdy jocks were huddled together in small groups, quietly talking among themselves. But mostly, everyone was staring nervously at some huge commotion down the hall. WHAT was going on And WHERE were all the S Okay, this was just too WEIRD. While all of the guys stood there gawking, I decided to go down the hall and investigate OMG I could NOT believe my eyes Practically every in the entire school was part of this huge crowd in line for tickets to the
Sweetheart Dance. Jordyn, the who sits behind me in geometry, showed me her tickets and excitedly filled me in NIKKI, THIS IS THE MOST POPULAR DANCE OF THE YEAR BUT MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR TICKETS SOON BECAUSE THEY USUALLY SELL OUT IN A FEW DAYS She was right about, the dance being really popular. The line was so long that it flowed past the office, wrapped around the corner near the library and extended beyond the cafeteria door. It looked like the entrance to a soldout Justin Bieber concert But get this It was S ASK THE GUYS Of course, I totally FREAKED Unfortunately, the ONLY guy I am even remotely interested in couldnt even stand to eat a burger with me I was so NOT asking him to some Sweetheart Dance All of this gushy sweetheart stuff was getting on my last nerve. So I decided to go to my locker and vent in my diary before my first class. But THAT was a really BAD idea MacKenzie had bedazzled her locker with so many sparkly red and pink hearts, it practically blinded me. Even her lip gloss was red and glittery HOW in the world was I supposed to write in my diary when all of HER very tacky BLINGBLING was, um BLINGBLINGING all over the place I couldnt believe what happened next. That wrinkled her nose and then sprayed her Pretty Poison designer perfume all over me,
accidentallyonpurpose. Like, WHO does that Finally, I just totally lost it. PLEASE, MacKenzie Could you be more careful where youre spraying that stuff Sorry, Nikki Its just that your odour is especially pungent today. And I dont have a can of disinfectant spray. Personally, Id prefer disinfectant. Whats the name of that perfume youre wearing FleanTick Repellent I shot back. Calling MacKenzie a mean is an understatement. Shes a shark in lip gloss, skinny jeans and platform heels. Suddenly she turned around and got all up in my face like spot cream or something SO, NIKKI, ARE YOU GOING TO THE SWEETHEART DANCE OH, MY BAD THEY DONT ADMIT ANIMALS Actually, Mackenzie, that stank youre smelling is not me. Its coming from your mouth.
Youre obviously suffering from a severe case of BLABBERITIS Is that stuff contagious MacKenzie glared at me with her beady little eyes. Admit it, Nikki Youre just jealous because Brandon liked the digital camera I gave him for his birthday A LOT better than YOUR stupid gift certificates to CRUDDY BURGER. Its not CRUDDY Burger. Its CRAZY Burger I said, wondering how she even knew about it. Had Brandon told her we were going to Crazy Burger together to use his gift certificates Whatever Your gift was SO tacky I got the camera so Brandon can take pictures of me when Im crowned Sweetheart Princess. And Ive already asked him to the dance, so dont even think about it. I just blinked my eyes in shock MacKenzie had already asked Brandon to the dance Did he say YES or NO Or MAYBE She had very conveniently left out THAT little detail. However, I had to admit, everything was starting to make perfect sense.
When MacKenzie had asked to talk to Brandon in private at his birthday party, it was probably to invite him to the Sweetheart Dance And if they were going to the dance together, there was NO WAY shed want him hanging out with ME at Crazy Burger. So he had sent me that text I closed my eyes, sighed deeply and bit my lip. Then an unexpected wave of anger rushed over me. MacKenzie is NOT the boss of me Its a free country I can ask WHOEVER I want to the dance. And yes, Brandon had just stood me up. But STILL There was NO reason why I couldnt just totally HUMILIATE myself by ASKING him anyway. Right WRONG If MacKenzie and Brandon want to be together, Im NOT going to stand in their wa— Thats when MacKenzie rudely interrupted the deep conversation I was having with myself. BTW, Nikki, just a friendly little reminder Make sure you vote for ME for Sweetheart Princess on February fourteenth Everybody else is going to. Im SOOO popular MacKenzie gushed. Then she flipped her hair and sashayed away.
I just HATE it when that sashays I was really upset that MacKenzie was trying to undermine my friendship with Brandon. AGAIN What if I asked him to the dance too Then hed be forced to choose TWO desperate s and ONE guy Just GREAT Of course, this left me with one very obvious and compelling question. WHY in the world would MacKenzie ask ME to vote for HER for Sweetheart Princess when its so obvious that she HATES my guts All of this is mindboggling And my mind is so BOGGLED, I seriously need to talk to my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey. They were the ONLY other s in the entire school whose brains did NOT turn into MUSH today from Sweetheart FEVER Im already SICK of Valentines Day, and its still two weeks away TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 4 Okay, I was TOTALLY wrong about. Chloe and Zoey NOT having Sweetheart Fever. Theyre both so obsessed with the dance that their brains are way MUSHIER than all of the other lovesick, mushybrained s at school Of course, this was a shocking discovery. I first noticed it in gym class during our swimming section at the WCD High School pool. We were supposed to be in the water warming up and doing laps for conditioning. But Chloe and Zoey were SO excited about the upcoming dance that we spent the ENTIRE hour just hanging out on the side of the pool, gossiping about it.
Which was fine by me since Im not that good at swimming anyway CHLOE, ZOEY AND ME, IN GYM CLASS SWIMMING LAPS IN THE POOL (WELL, SORT OF) SWIMMING UPS IN THE POOL Even though they both wanted to go to the dance REALLY, REALLY badly, they had NOT got tickets yet. And guess WHY THEY didnt want to go UNLESS I went TOO I was like, Come on, GUYS If you both want to go, you should just do it Im sure itll be really fun and exciting But it wouldnt be the same without you, Nikki Chloe said sullenly. Come on, Nikki Were BFFs. Were supposed to do EVERYTHING together Zoey whined. Thats when I totally lost my patience with those two and yelled at them. Really So if I jumped off a cliff, then you two would do it also And what if I accidentally got hit by a bus would you want to get hit by a bus too Come on, friends Were BFFs Not CLONES I think its time for you to grow up and get a LIFE But of course I said all of that inside my head so no one else heard it but me. Even though they can sometimes be a little annoying, I would NEVER hurt their feelings on purpose. After all, they ARE my BFFs Besides, Im SURE youre DYING to ask your boo, Brandon, to the dance Chloe said, and started making kissy sounds. Yeah Zoey giggled. Everyone saw you two making GOOGOO eyes at each other at his birthday party.
Did I mention the fact that sometimes my BFFs can be a litle SUPERannoying We were NOT making googoo eyes at each other I whispershouted as I flushed with embarrassment. Were TOO Chloe and Zoey teased. Were NOT Were TOO Were NOT Were TOO It seemed as if our silly little argument went on, like, FOREVER Okay, already I said, finally giving in. So maybe Brandon and I googooeyed each other once or twice. But it wasnt on purpose. Mostly. Then I quickly changed the subject. But what IM dying to know is who youd like to ask to the dance. Come on, friends Spill it Chloe and Zoey blushed profusely. Actually, I did have someone in mind. But since we arent going, I guess that means youll NEVER know Chloe said smugly, and gave me the stink eye. Same here Zoey said, and playfully stuck her tongue out at me. For ME to know and YOU to find out CHLOE AND ZOEY VERY RUDELY REFUSE TO TELL ME WHO THEYRE CRUSHING ON. Did I mention the fact that sometimes my BFFs are a MAJOR PAIN But it was a NOBRAINER Theyve been crushing on Jason and Ryan, two CCP guys, for, like, FOREVER.
DUH Anyway, even though Chloe and Zoey were really looking forward to the dance, the three of us decided not to go. I was actually kind of relieved, since I didnt have a date. I decided not to tell them about the whole Crazy Burger fiasco and Brandons text message. Or that he and MacKenzie were probably going to the Sweetheart Dance together. To be honest, I wasnt all that sure about my friendship with Brandon anymore. So I TOTALLY FREAKED when he came up to my locker today acting all nice and friendly. Kind of like nothing had ever happened between us. He was like, Hey, Nikki Oh, by the way, about Crazy Burger. I just wanted to tell you— And I was like, Really, Brandon. No problem at all. Just FORGET about it Then he looked a little surprised and was like, Wait, I really need to explain. I wanted to hang out with you last weekend. But things got a little crazy. After MacKenzie dropped by my birthday party, I realised that I— And I was like, I know You were superbusy. But I really dont have time to talk right now. Ive got a lot of STUFF to do SORRY Sound familiar Tben I folded my arms and just glared at him with this aggravated look on my face like, WHAT And he stuck his hands in his pockets and just stared at ME with this perplexed look on his face like, HUH It seemed like all of that glaring and staring went on, like, FOREVER. Finally, Brandon shrugged.
Um, okay. I guess I better get to class. Later, Nikki. Then he just walked away Like, WHO does that How could he leave right in the middle of a serious discussion about our friendship It was like he didnt even care. Thats when the magazine article How to Know if a Guy Is Just NOT Into You popped into my head again. I took it out of my backpack and read it over. Then I crossed off another item on the list 4. When you try to talk about your relationship, he just walks away. Things had gone from BAD to WORSE But OMG What Brandon did later that night was totally unexpected. He sent me not one, but TWO more text messages Did I get a sincere, heartfelt apology about that whole Crazy Burger fiasco NO WAY FROM BRANDON: &&&&&&kkkkkkk wwwbbbbbbbb@@@ 8:12 p.m. FROM BRANDON: Sorry, Nikki I just buttdialled you. Please ignore. 8:14 p.m. AARRGH WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5 Back in November I put together a band called Actually, Im Not Really Sure Yet (formerly known as Dorkalicious), and we performed in the Westchester Country Day Middle School talent show. One of the grand prizes was a chance to participate in a reality TV show/talent boot camp called Its produced by the famous TV producer Trevor Chase, who was also a celebrity judge for our WCD talent show. I was disappointed when MacKenzies dance group, Macs Maniacs, won and we didnt.
Hey, I just thought my band was FANTASTIC And apparently, so did Mr Chase. He said his boot camp was for amateurs and beginners. But he felt our band was already fairly polished and wouldnt benefit from it. Of course that was a BIG compliment But it gets even better. He said he was interested in recording an original song that wed written and performed, called Dorks Rule Were supposed to meet with him on Saturday, February 8. How COOL is THAT So today after school we had practice at Theos house. It was always fun hanging out with Chloe, Zoey, Violet, Theo and Marcus.
Although, things between Brandon and me were just plain AWKWARD He kept staring at me the whole time with this strange look on his face. Like I was a puzzle he was trying to figure out or something. But the weird thing was that it seemed like everyone else had an extreme case of the giggles. I started to wonder what was in that hot chocolate we were drinking. I was trying to conduct a serious meeting about the future of our band, and they just kept laughing and cracking jokes. Well, everyone except Brandon. He just continued to stare at me, which made me SUPERnervous. COME ON, GUYS STOP GOOFING AROUND Anyway, our practice went really well. We totally ROCKED our song Dorks Rule MY BAND, PERFORMING DORKS RULE
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