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Then well just stop at the grocery store and you and Nikki can run in and get some cereal and milk How does that sound Mom asked cheerfully. Well okay, I gguess Brianna sniffed glumly. Once we were inside the store, I held Briannas hand so she wouldnt wander off or get into any trouble. Then we headed for the cereal aisle. Hmmm Lets see. . I muttered to myself as I tapped my chin. Princess Sugar Plum cereal with tootyfruity marshmallows, Princess Sugar Plum cereal with princess fairy dust, Princess Sugar Plum cereal with glitter sprinkles, and finally, Princess Sugar Plum cereal with a free mini glowinthedark tiara ME, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH CEREAL TO BUT WHILE WATCHING BRIANNA (SORT OF) There were so many choices I couldnt make up my mind. Brianna, which cereal do you want I asked as I turned around. Thats when I discovered she had disappeared into thin air Although, it WASNT the first time. I broke into a cold sweat as memories of the time I lost Brianna at the Nutcracker ballet flooded into my brain. NOOOOO Not AGAIN I shrieked as I frantically ran down the aisle. BRIANNA Suddenly I spotted her She had stacked a pile of assorted grocery items on the floor and climbed up on top of them. Then, balancing dangerously on her tippy toes, she was reaching desperately for an item on the top shelf of a big colourful display. This is what happened Well, there was good news and bad news. The good news was that Brianna wasnt hurt. The bad news was that it felt like I had busted my spleen or something. Or maybe it was just that Brianna had kicked me in my gut with her chunky Princess Sugar Plum snow boot when she landed on top of me. In any event, the annual quest to find Princess Sugar Plum valentines was finally over. And I had managed to survive yet another year. With ONLY a busted spleen. Woohoo WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12 NOTE TO SELF: THE DANCE IS IN TWO DAYS ASK BRANDON ITS NOW OR NEVER Today everyone was buzzing about who was going to be crowned Sweetheart Princess. Students can vote for any eighthgrade . However, the s who wanted it really badly (like MacKenzie) were putting up posters. The entire student body votes during school on February 14, and the winner will be announced later that night at the dance. According to the latest gossip, everyone was pretty sure MacKenzie was going to win. Especially MacKenzie OMG That is so hopelessly VAIN All day she was acting supernice to everyone and giving out sweet hearts and free fashion advice to bribe people to vote for her. Although, I have to admit, her posters are SUPERCUTE I ALMOST wanted to vote for her MYSELF NOT Anyway, TODAY was the big day During bio I was FINALLY going to ask Brandon to go to the Sweetheart Dance with me. OMG I was a nervous wreck And yes I realised there was a possibility he might already be going with MacKenzie. But at this point I had nothing to lose. I gulped down my lunch. Then I rushed to the s bathroom and practised what I was going to say to him in the mirror Brandon, I know this is kind of lastminute and everything, but I would really love it if you would take me to the Sweetheart Dance In the bathroom, everything went PERFECTLY But when I actually tried to ask Brandon, I got totally distracted by all of the stuff that was going on in class OMG That quiz was a complete DISASTER We were supposed to draw the Krebs cycle, and I totally KNEW the correct answer. However, I was so FREAKED out by the whole askingBrandontotheSweetheartDance fiasco that I totally blanked out and couldnt remember a thing. So I just drew the first thing that popped into my head Unfortunately, my teacher did NOT appreciate MY creativity, humour, or artistic talent. When I talked to Ms Kincaid after class, she told me I was in bio, not ART class. Then she warned me that if I got another grade below a C or goofedoff in her class again, she was sending a note home to my parents. Of course they would totally overreact and take away my phone AND ground me until my eighteenth birthday. Thank goodness Ms Kincaid allows us to drop our lowest test score at the end of the semester. Anyway, I STILL have to ask Brandon to the dance ARRGHH That was me pulling my hair out in frustration. Why is my life so massively CRUDDY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13 Yesterday I was so upset about Brandon and that stupid bio quiz that I planned to go straight to my room and have myself a big pity party. Brianna was in the kitchen humming to herself and working on her Princess Sugar Plum valteen cards Thats when the most FABULOUS idea popped into my head I had totally embarrassed myself trying to ask Brandon to the Sweetheart Dance. But what if I gave him a Valentines Day card instead Then I could WRITE a little note inside inviting him to the Sweetheart Dance It would be cute, sweet, and romantic SQUEEE How could he say no to that I scavenged the house for cool stuff I could use for his card and found glitter, satin ribbon, red foil wrapping paper, lace, rhinestones and gel pens. Then, blasting my favourite Taylor Swift tunes for inspiration, I created a beautiful, oneofakind, personalised valentine just for Brandon ME MAKING A CARD FOR BRANDON The final step was to write a deep, heartfelt poem inspired lay our friendship and mutual respect for each other. Like ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ID REALLY LOVE TO GO TO THE SWEETHEART DANCE WITH YOU
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