The contradiction

[John Cowan <cowan@ccil.org>]

Please, please, people. I cannot follow you. I am a foolish fond old
man -- or middle-aged, anyway. If I contradict myself, very well, I
contradict myself; I am large; I contain multitudes. But cannot someone
show me just how, in plain words of the English tongue?

You know. The kind of explanation I would write myself, if I didn't
happen to be entirely at the wrong end of the stick.

-- 
All Gaul is divided into three parts: the part John Cowan
that cooks with lard and goose fat, the part www.ccil.org/~cowan
that cooks with olive oil, and the part that www.reutershealth.com
cooks with butter. -- David Chessler jcowan@reutershealth.com