Hugh, the community would react to your proposal much more favorably if it was in Lojban :)
Ahhh.... I see... you just don't want to write it in this ******* Latin alphabet.
Sorry, I am afraid the only one way to write in your Mega-Aphabet would be drawing a picture and send it as an attached file. Or, wait! you could also design your True Type Font (for Win users) and attach it to every mail with a strong suggestion to install it before reading further...