If your girlfriend is always late, buy her a golden watch. Getting her a nice watch is the easiest way to make up for your fault.

To: <lojban-eo@lojban.org>
Subject: If your girlfriend is always late, buy her a golden watch. Getting her a nice watch is the easiest way to make up for your fault.
From: "Al Wilkins" <snowing95@fleetmount.com>
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2010 15:55:02 +0900

Real diplomats wear only Submariner SS watches. This watch really has its own feelings.