Pardon my interruption, but you just gotta see this:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animal.helsinki.fi%2Flojban%2Flojbroch.html
(If this is broken into two lines, you may need to join the link into
one string for your browser)
The main site for this is:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect