My daughter made me this shirt for Father's Day. Well, she tried, but it's hard when you're nine, and all you have to work with is an online lojban dictionary. Here's what it says, and what she intended it to mean:
LOJBAN :lojban
RA'I MEDOMOI CITRAI : From your youngest.
do xagrai patfe nenri munje: You're the best father in the world. ("patfe" was a miscopy of patfu)
1 zilkancu : Number 1.
do zbasu memimoi veltcika : You make my day.
(okay, everybody all together now -- Awwwww.....)
--gejyspa