Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Pray v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldnt cure. - Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)