fulllish blonde

["Margie Lyles" <jimjn@dbzmail.com>]

Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't thebrightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turnedto another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. Whatdo I do?""Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded. With that,the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on thephotocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?" "I'd have to say the living one."