I kind of like it for that reason; a lot of people are getting
pretty sick of the flurry of AF jokes that are hard to distinguish
from reality. It can make today very frustrating for some people.
-Robin
> > *Other news are coming from BPFK.*
On Sun, Mar 31, 2013 at 09:31:43AM -0600, Jonathan Jones wrote:
> I have to say, that's the least believable April Fool's Prank attempted in
> this group.
>
>
> On Sun, Mar 31, 2013 at 9:12 AM, la gleki <gleki.is.my.name@gmail.com>wrote:
>
> > It's March 31 today. It's 8 am in San Francisco, 4 pm in London, 7 pm in
> > Moscow. No matter in what time zone you are right now (e.g. Japan has 16
> > hour difference from the Pacific time zone so this message is as serious as
> > never before) this day is the day of ...
> > Great news for Lojbanists.
> >
> > We have to announce that a general agreement of mutual support has been
> > reached between Apple Inc. and the LLG.
> > According to this agreement Apple Inc. will translate the interface of all
> > it's devices on the market to Lojban which will make them true pieces of
> > artificial intelligence. Also it'll remove any future problems with Apple
> > Maps because if a person can't read the maps in Lojban it's the problem of
> > that person, not the maps.
> >
> > From the lojbanists' part the word {.aple} will be added to jbovlaste.
> > It's meaning will be
> > "x1 is an apple of breed x2 bitten by x3 (by default by Tim Cook, the
> > current CEO of Apple Inc.)"
> >
> > We also got two requests for cooperation from two strange companies,
> > lojbanised names of which are {la mikrysofto} and {la samsunga}.
> > We have to say that we are not going to collaborate neither with any small
> > Soviet companies nor with computer garlics that for sure don't taste right.
> >
> >> > *Please listen now to the mp3 attached below !*
> > Due to the depletion of free cmavo space 8 new phonemes are added to
> > lojbanic alphabet, namely
> > @ - bilabial click sound
> > | - dental click sound
> > ! - alveolar click sound
> > || - lateral click sound
> > All of those sounds can be also nasalised in which case they are prefixed
> > with {m} or {n} that are considered part of the sound, not a separate
> > phoneme. So the total number of new phonemes is 8.
> >
> > We know that for some Lojbanists those sounds will pose a problem. But as
> > everything has been already decided upon let's have a practice.
> > As for now we have only two proposed words with these sounds.
> >
> > 1. The word {m@a} is an attitudinal that denotes "kiss".
> > m@a. selmaho UI1. "The _expression_ of kissing someone."
> > I attached the sounding of this word to this post.
http://intelligence.org/ : Our last, best hope for a fantastic future.> >
> > 2. Another word is
> > m@o. selmaho @UI1. "The _expression_ of something tasting pleasant."
> > Example:
> > {lo pitnanba m@o cu barda} - "The pizza (yum! yum!) is big."
> > This selmaho @UI1 will be exclusively used for attitudinals of sensory
> > input/output.
> >
> > You can learn more about other click sounds and how to correctly pronounce
> > them from the following video
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31zzMb3U0iY
> >
> > and from the wikipedia page.
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_consonant
> >
> > These click sounds can give us not less than 80 new cmavo in the form of
> > CV.
> >
> > Additionally, click sounds will give future Lojbanists from Africa some
> > feeling of closeness to our universal language.
> > Isn't it what Lojban should aim for?
> >
> > m@a to all of you!
> > mu'o
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> .i.e'ucai ko cmima lo pilno be denpa bu .i doi.luk. mi patfu do zo'o
> (Come to the Dot Side! Luke, I am your father. :D )
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