Okay, many thanks to everybody. Really great. Since my knowledge of Lojban is pretty limited, is this a correct summary of everything above:
.i ko na cipnrkuku fau lo nu do ctesa'acpi
.i ko na ctesa'acpi ja sfani bo kavbu fau lo nu do gerku
.i ku'i ro da ka'e bacru
.i la'oi Underware cmene mi'a
2 more remarks:
1) As “Underware” is a name it can remain untranslated.
2) Every sentence should start with a period, correct?